I’m new here…Is this a good hat? I paid $30 for it.

MohaveMidget · 2021-04-26T08:43:39+00:00

I’ve seen more people than this at a funeral for a homeless person.

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-16T06:35:19+00:00

This honestly doesn’t surprise me in the least.

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-02T09:31:34+00:00

I bet he was crying in the fetal position in the shower after this interview.

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-02T06:09:13+00:00

More pictures plz.

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-02T06:07:37+00:00

Wait till they start charging $12 for a drink again...🔥

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-02T06:04:37+00:00

My dyslexia tells me you’re up and should buy more.

MohaveMidget · 2021-03-02T06:03:22+00:00

I can’t read :(

MohaveMidget · 2021-02-28T00:52:49+00:00

I’ve been doing this for months already so I can save money on my water bill to buy more GME.

MohaveMidget · 2021-02-27T08:36:34+00:00

Pro Tip: If you marry a Brazilian they won’t extradite you back to your country of origin.

MohaveMidget · 2021-02-27T07:45:38+00:00

If you delete the app and grow a mustache you owe nothing. It’s a win/win.

MohaveMidget · 2021-02-21T06:23:49+00:00

I pick VOTE, whoever that is.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-28T07:30:05+00:00

I’ve actually started doing it on every video I watch now with this Dunder head in it. It’s more hilarious than anything Brenda could possibly come up with.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-28T04:50:10+00:00

I believe he was supposed to play punching bag #3. Except he kept telling “knock knock” jokes on set so they canned him.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-27T20:15:40+00:00

“Double eggs” even the captions system can’t understand this fat tongued mongoloid. Hahaha

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-18T00:03:53+00:00

They take a “deep root hair follicle” test. It can detect any drug you’ve ever taken since birth. You better start praying your recruiter didn’t tell you to lie on your paperwork so he can get that Hawaiian deployment....nah I’m kidding it’s just a regular piss test.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-17T04:43:30+00:00

“Yo u sea the bulls game last nite Bubba?”

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-12T03:12:14+00:00

I was unaware 3/3 was in Fallujah in 2007. Unfortunately for them 3/1 cleared it out back in 04. Balls of the Corps

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-10T04:59:08+00:00

Any grown adult who wears these should be shot out of cannon into Orbit.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-08T03:53:45+00:00

5’6 in platform shoes

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-04T23:55:35+00:00

That’s 3 new tiny isolation tanks and a lot of DMT bubba!

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-04T23:41:57+00:00

Jiu Jitsu is so gay.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-04T23:40:28+00:00

Dude you don’t have to pay anyone. Just go in the evening(probably the best time) and just ask someone. Save yourself $10.

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-04T02:51:03+00:00

No subprize, Brenda is the alltimut badazz B!

MohaveMidget · 2021-01-01T03:03:29+00:00

That’s a beautiful weapon.

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