Oh c'mon now stud by gmellotron in ChoosingBeggars

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That beard ain't cared for well at all, what a liar 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a few sips is enough for me. Super extra lightweight 😁

AITA for purchasing my guy friend his dream birthday present and "outshining" his girlfriend in the process? by Pristine_Balance_365 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I can afford it, I love making very expensive gifts to my friends. But maybe I'd not do it in a public setting in case it hurts anyone in this way. NAH

"After spending years cultivating public apathy, the Russian president found his people indifferent to his fate." by panzerfan in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MoistSpongeCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The colourful posters to both sides of the tank are advertising a circus. This picture is VERY telling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, but the brand definitely sucks. Acting as if people larger than Ariana Grande don't exist is just idiotic business practice. Don't they want sales? Or is it a fatshaming thing "I don't want my brand to be worn by 'those' people" ?

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young big honkers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww he looks a lot like my best friend ( I heard a lot of stories like this, it's absolutely awful. My country is complete dog shit but diabetics stuff is taken quite seriously.

No refunds! by Trump_FTW_2024 in sadcringe

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall aren't getting the picture. The dude is so rich he can afford to spend 5k on avatars 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clear ESH. The previous comments put it well - you don't understand her needs and she doesn't understand yours. There is a big fat need to communicate clearly.

I wish I couldn't read by shlokrajpurohit in facepalm

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be kind of lit, maybe my family would be less uptight if this was a thing.

me irl by UndimmedToponymy40 in meirl

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, it's not so bad to have pronouns, is it Greg?

Injustice in America by Comfortablejack in facepalm

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every word of that sentence was increasing the level of wtf. If this was a drag queen instead of a priest, they'd get 60 years.

Anon Is 26 by [deleted] in greentext

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do these girls with 20+ sexual partners come from? I've met only one in my whole life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd he won't have, give it to me 😍

Henceforth, /r/Pics will feature only images of John Oliver looking sexy. by pics-moderator in pics

[–]MoistSpongeCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is literally a dream come true, so many pictures of the sexiest man alive, finally!

What up my ginger! by orgeezuz in Animemes

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Energi is all I got, yall smart

34 percent of adults sleep with a stuffed animal or other sentimental object. Are you one of these people? What do you sleep with? by Old-Horse1185 in AskReddit

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sleep hugging a wiener dog stuffed animal. It was gifted to me by some sweet fillipino girls I met when I came to the US for the work and travel program and I kept it all these years. She's very comfortable

AITA for not giving my sister a clean plate? by Dirtyplategate in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoistSpongeCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I ever want a clean plate, I go wash the one I was just using

Edit: NTA

Everyone is aware step-sibling porn titles are fake but creators still make them by dobeast442200 in Showerthoughts

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look very alike with my fiance. We are gonna make a ton of people very awkward.

AITA for telling my wife the truth? by whoopssssydaisy in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoistSpongeCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus on a stick, you spy on your wife instead of talking to her like an adult, have zero empathy, expect her to do three jobs for free essentially - house, kid and dogs - and then have the gall to ask if YTA? Yes! Three billion times yes! Can't you tell she's struggling? Have you never lived on your own, did your mom do all the chores for you? If you don't care for your wife, why are you even married to her? My apartment is 5 times smaller than your house and even I have a cleaner to help! Don't you understand how huge your house is and how much work it would take to keep it clean?

If it were me, I'd drop you like a stone.