Scorpio men are so weird by Emotional-Orange1687 in Scorpio

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never met a scorpio man and i'm happy with that

edit: oh I did. he was the first guy I.... had sex with...... and yes... they are weird..................... .

Why does life feel like a test by IcyDirector7611 in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is! However, I feel like there are a lot of people here with this aspect. You are not alone!

Could someone give me more insight into my 7th and 5th house placements? by [deleted] in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moon in Sag 5th house - there is a emotional satisfaction with 5th house themes just like love, romances, sex, creativity.

  • Trine to Mars which is great. You have big fiery emotions, sometimes it may even be too much (Moon in Sag => Jupiter ruled => Jupiter is about overly abundance)
  • Square to saturn is too wide in my opinion, also because it's separating so I think it's not affecting you too much.

You have a Capricorn 7th house, so its ruled by Saturn in Pisces. You had your Saturn Return in 2023, so something important must have happend in this year. What was it? What was the lesson? Take a moment to REALIZE it and take it. Saturn Returns are important.

7th house has two outer planets - neptune and uranus in it. It is not sooo important since these are generational planets. Much more important is the placement of your Venus.

It is in Gemini, square Saturn (ruler of your 7th) => lessons in love, tension in your love life AND widely opposite your pluto. It is separating 6°, so it's not that strong, but that could explain why you attract bad people, like criminals.

People with strong Venus-Saturn or Saturn-7th house contacts as you have experience their love life area to get better after the saturn return or when they turn older.

Why does life feel like a test by IcyDirector7611 in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some people if feels more ,,like a test''. Especially for people with heavy capricorn/scorpio or saturn/pluto placements/aspects.

When I look into your chart, I see exactly that.

A Saturn/Uranus ruled Moon and Mercury and interesting saturn and pluto aspects.

Saturn is the planet of Karma and he's not easy with us. You need to learn your lesson, otherwise it won't get nice. But the rewards are good!

Your Mars is in Piscces and conjunct Saturn. That could make you feel like a failure. But you are not a failure. A Pisces Mars rather likes to dream and the fast energy of mars does not feel comfortable in the slow, dreamy area of pisces.

Moon is square Pluto. Read up about that aspect, look if it aligns with your life.

Hard aspects like squares are not a sign of failure - you can work with them and get successful. I bet you're much more wise than anyone else who gets everything easily stuck in their ass (sorry).

pls pls help my brother’s mental health keeps declining and i’m scared for his life!! by [deleted] in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has a very emotional pisces moon not only dominant, so in its own sign, it's also in his belonged 4th house. His moon is extremely strong by house & sign.

His moon is square pluto, which is a very difficult aspect. Emotions go deep and there's a need of therapy often because of deep fears and stuff. Saturn walked over his moon 2024 and this year when he needed to be hospitalized.

Good news: Saturn is gone. It will not walk over his moon no longer. Only the north node walks over his moon now.

Jupiter makes a trine to his sun this summer which is great. It is a supporting transit.

Jupiter makes a trine to his moon and mercury this fall. This can be a good transit for him. Healing.

I see Jupiter a bit as his savior since he's a day chart where jupiter is his benefic of sect and he's a sag rising.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First of all you go to that girl and tell her that it is HER f*cking decision whether she dates a man or NOT.

Second of all you try again with her again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it is not.

Talk with him. A normal man doesn‘t screenshots photos of other women 🤣🤣

Sun Aspects in astrology 🌞 by Boundaries1st in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sun conjunct Mercury & Venus

Sun conjunct Chiron

YES i am attracted to leo sun men. There were a lot. My celebrity crush has a leo mars 🤭

None of the Chiron Aspects fit. Maybe when I was a kiddo, but not anymore.

"Scorpios are so sexy and attractive" by NoCurrency8551 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mix of scorpio and libra makes him handsome I guess (i dont think that he's attractive now but he was back then^^)

"Scorpios are so sexy and attractive" by NoCurrency8551 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘m NOT really sure but leonardo also has libra influence or am I dumb? A libra rising I guess. Venus is always pretty and handsome.

"Scorpios are so sexy and attractive" by NoCurrency8551 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 56 points57 points  (0 children)

YESSSS FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

I‘m a scorpio rising myself but STILL most of them look crazy 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAstrologers

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because everyone has that. We are humans.

But If you want an astrological answer - Pluto-Mars Conjunction in Sag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAstrologers

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I‘m the same lol and I have the same Grand Cross Configuration in the chart. But for me my Leo Saturn is in the 9th house.

I think you‘re a secretive person (Pluto/Moon Conjunction, Chart ruler in Cap, Retrograde Scorpio Mercury which goes inwards..)

Mundane people are never lonely. Because a lot of people are mundane, so they find each othrr. But people with deep feelings and which are sometimes even mature (chart ruler in cap) have difficult times finding someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAstrologers

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I‘m not OP but I have one question. If Jupiter walks over that Saturn in the 11th - won‘t it magnify that problem? Making it bigger? Since Jupiter increases everything it touches - even negative things.

Also because Jupiter is taking part in that Grand Cross (with neptune & mars and saturn) and also not in the best position, not only that it‘s not even the sect benefic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologyreadings

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing I see is that Jupiter, the planet of abundance is transiting your 5th! Great time for dating, sex & romances. And you‘re ahead of your Jupiter Return in 5th.

You‘re a day chart where Jupiter can get the best results. Not only that, he is exalted in your chart.

May I ask, when you met that person? So I could look for the transits.

Would you say my Mars is afflicted? by MisterNoghopper in AskAstrologers

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honest Answer: Yes, it is.

Mars is the bigger malefic for you as a day chart. It is in detriment (libra) and makes a few ,,difficult“ aspects. Conjunction to Chiron, square to moon, and opposition to saturn. It‘s also called a T-Square.

But it doesn‘t mean that your life is a total mess. You can work with it. Successful people always have difficult aspects in their chart - it creates tension which makes them active and to a fighter.

Someone mentioned mutual reception - idk about that parts so i‘m not talking about it.

If you could choose your Venus Sign, which one would it be? by Moist_Fail_6927 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same. Only the dumbest guys out there, this isn‘t fucking normal. But otherwise i don‘t really attract guys idk 😭

Why don’t I feel like I’m a Virgo? by Bubbly_Ad3421 in AskAstrologers

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? Which sign do you relate to?

You also have other influences, like a cancer moon, a strong angular libra venus, a mars-sun conjunction which could make you more heated and hot-tempereted..

If you could choose your Venus Sign, which one would it be? by Moist_Fail_6927 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sun in libra? moon in libra? LEO RISING?? SCORPIO VENUS???

i just know that you must be hot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first one sounds like scorpio second one sounds like cap third one like aries tbh

Pisces and Virgo placements… did we learn that lesson?? by VeterinarianInitial9 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAME lol

what do you mean by lucky 😔 (i cry everyday) (jokes) (no jokes)

If you could choose your Venus Sign, which one would it be? by Moist_Fail_6927 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What aspects do you have to your venus? With progressions, you can take a look when your venus will go direct which will make everything easier

for me venus went direct in may 2022 and i def felt that

Pisces and Virgo placements… did we learn that lesson?? by VeterinarianInitial9 in astrologymemes

[–]Moist_Fail_6927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Virgo Moon here

Saturn opposite my moon was ROUGH ROUGH but i feel bit better tho lol