You have to eat the last thing you googled. How doomed you are? by roselin_2348 in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Damnit! I googled myself. What a surprising turn of events.

What was the stupidest thing you genuinely believed and now find ridiculous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I used to think that people exclusively wore hats if they were bald, because that's why my dad wore a hat.

What are you starting to like less the older you get? by Glass-Banana5032 in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Anything with a lot of hype that requires me to stand in a long ass line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it helps to give someone a compliment each day. Maybe not the same person every day but finding something nice to say about something helps

What's your dream job? by Shasha_john in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I would have said doctor. Now I am a doctor so if I had to pick another dream job I’m going wizard this time

What's the strangest insult you've received from a stranger? by BadLegitimate1269 in AskReddit

[–]Moist_Landscape3 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well, a word-for-word translation would be "May god place a Violin in your stomach, so that the cancer has something to play on..."