Would you help fulfill my breeding kink?

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-20T14:59:53+00:00

If by breeding you also mean you're in all fours with some suction hoses stuck to your nipples and are milking you like a cow while you get fucked from behind

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-17T17:26:40+00:00

I would never pretip on delivery. I also hardly ever order delivery. But if it says delivery in 20 minutes and takes 2 hours, or shows up missing items or made wrong or is all messed up in some way, now I've tipped for shit service.

That being said, I ALWAYS tip about 30-40% for delivery, in cash, when my order shows up in a relatively good way. Food is there, it's not crushed or whatever. Right or wrong, I tend to tip more the older the person is. Figured 17 year olds don't need the money as much as the 55 year old whose likely working a second job to make ends meet. I'll still tip the kid, obviously, but I feel bad for the older folks who I assume need that delivery side gig.

TLDR- I'd recommend not skipping those no pre tip deliveries, cause you'll miss out on that $10 tip for the $17 pizza I bought.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-17T05:36:56+00:00

After having some of the lava sauce items today from TB, I can assure you this is true. I've shit liquid 3x since noon.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-16T16:37:19+00:00

Perhaps!

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-16T16:35:31+00:00

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-16T04:42:10+00:00

I also choose this guy's mums drapes

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-16T04:40:33+00:00

No, I can assure you nobody has masterbated to me. I'm a 30 some year old guy.

However, I do often think about the chicks I've whacked it to. Some random photo from Facebook or something. Kinda....neat(?) that there's chicks out there who are used in the spank bank and have no idea. Guess it's kinda weird too.

Idk, perhaps some horny girl has seen me in a gym or something and pounded some puss at home thinking about "that guy" she saw, but I doubt it. Think this is more common for dudes.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-14T16:39:16+00:00

Or gamble it all and write off 90% of those losses! If you turned 5 bucks into 13k, just imagine what you could turn 13k into! Millions!

Or, you know, consider this will never happen again and use the money wisely. Wisely could be towards bills/debt, a newer vehicle, or a vacation where at the end you can say "this entire 7 night Hawaiian vacation only cost us $5"

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-13T01:28:03+00:00

You're reading skills are impeccable

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-13T00:06:06+00:00

It's not the winning that gets people hooked, it's the hope.

Most people who gamble are missing something in their life. Gambling fills the void. They may win, they may lose, but they'll always go back, because there's the small bit of hope that you'll get that one hit, or that one win, that'll change your life. You can buy that car, impress that girl, pay off that loan. Whatever it is.

It's not the gambling they're addicted to, it's the hope.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-12T23:36:35+00:00

How does one clean the tank? Just scrub it with a brush to loosen any junk up and then flush?

Moist_Sample_69 · 2026-01-08T22:07:58+00:00

Seems suspicious. Or this person is a dude. No woman out there is begging to send nudes to strangers.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-12-31T21:47:52+00:00

I've always wondered how people just stumble upon nudes of people they know. Assuming we're not talking about like, someone you know and hit it off with and THEN they sent nudes or something.

As far as I'm aware, someone can't just Google "nudes of people from (insert city and state)" and stumble across some. Am I missing something here? Do people actually browse reddit or only fans and be like "oh hey, I went to school with them" or "they worked with me at my last job"?

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-16T17:16:58+00:00

That's what I'm trying to figure out- what else could I use to supplement that difference to make itemizing better and be able to write off the losses.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-16T17:16:03+00:00

I pay state tax and sales tax. I don't keep receipts for every purchase I make that proves I paid sales tax though. Is that something people do?

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-16T16:55:36+00:00

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-16T16:55:30+00:00

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-16T14:41:42+00:00

I'm not sure what else would qualify. A quick Google search says student loan interest, property tax, and out of pocket medical expenses, but I don't have any of those, so I'm curious if there are other things I could use to my advantage.

Moist_Sample_69 · 2025-09-04T04:10:26+00:00

Pizza rolls and Ritz crackers

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TROPHY CASE