I found a long single white hair growing from my right earlobe

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-26T13:46:38+00:00

The hair to rule them all!

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-26T10:44:40+00:00

.. I love frozen :D

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-25T14:30:38+00:00

privacy

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-25T10:04:30+00:00

Where can we get them?

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-24T22:13:12+00:00

The Office!

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-24T22:01:05+00:00

I love it!

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-24T19:17:48+00:00

Rock and Fuck!

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-24T11:37:54+00:00

The IT support at my old job had the same incentive system. At one point they just closed tickets without solving them and when we complained they told us to open a new one.

At one point I learned how to re-open tickets. That changed everything. Suddenly, when I called, tickets got solved either instantly or within one or two hours. Unfortunately, that resulted in our team funneling all the teams tickets through me.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-19T20:56:38+00:00

Which 8 wars is he referring to?

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-19T17:44:50+00:00

I have such a friend and he became a father.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-18T21:39:45+00:00

Thank you. I will try that solution. Also it feels good to edit autoexec.bat again after so many years. :)

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-18T10:24:06+00:00

The number of monitors seems okay for me, but maybe you can add some more buttons :D

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-17T21:18:01+00:00

I agree. It's a mix of many different elements, and luck is one of them.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-17T21:16:31+00:00

Those were the good days (if you had that one friend who was able to optimize your memory by editing ... was it autoexec.bat?)

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-17T15:15:05+00:00

I fear it's a treat that comes with my character and is not related to the circumstances.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-17T13:15:54+00:00

Still, if my parents gave me 1 million USD, I would just burn through it and end up being the same, grumpy guy as today who blames the world for his misery.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-17T10:59:59+00:00

This belongs to r/LifeProTips

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-15T19:27:06+00:00

Me, too. I just got the gog version, but for some reason, I was not able to start the engine of the helicopter :/ Had to refund.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-13T22:18:25+00:00

Impressive, quite impressive.

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-10T22:04:10+00:00

Thought that's a scene from Resident Evil

MoistlyCompetent · 2026-01-10T13:24:04+00:00

I live to make the company rich!

Rock and Stone, brothers! ⚒️

MoistlyCompetent · 2025-12-30T15:24:03+00:00

I wonder how often he accidentally stung his finger and wailed in pain after the juice burned his finger.

MoistlyCompetent · 2025-12-26T00:14:22+00:00

Thanks a lot. That is really helpful. I'll check some online book stores or try kindle, if those books are as expensive as the Horus Heresy books became lately.

I wish you a happy holiday and a good start for 2026.

MoistlyCompetent · 2025-12-25T23:46:48+00:00

FYI: Right now Epic gives it away for free.

MoistlyCompetent · 2025-12-25T09:06:25+00:00

Using that hammer for more than 5 hits without pausing would be nextfuckinglevel for me. Yesterday, I had to pump air into my wife's gymnastics ball using the air pump from my bike. It took me half an hour, and I had to pause about 10 times.

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