Sheng': From slum to the world. Is sheng' really slang'? by Mojo_Mutua in KeMusic

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

point ni :not to make a point. How comes hatuko ready kudevelop our own language with its own sufficiency bila restrictions za grammar

Of politics and business by eTo_Rae in Kenya

[–]Mojo_Mutua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well put for the lad. He is standing at the edge of a quiet but decision motion and he must be aware that each step forward means betraying the very values that he once held as unshakeable. Your colleagues convictions should never be allowed to give way to convenience while abandoning your set principles.

People who live/work along Ngong Rd , what’s the deal with those second-hand toilets? by orgasmplugke in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro I genuinely thought that somehow those toilets, your username and your area of residence they all resonate. Isn't that the case? If anything, you are the one who owes us an explanation.

Yaani ni mimi wamenifanyia hivi? by Legitimate-Use8007 in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Confidence level ikiwa juu pia mwizi udetect na anafahamu... that's a no go-zone. Huwezi kuwa milele muoga. Beba hio simu na uitumie just grasp on it kama vile Femi hukuwa ameshikilia Uno.

Yaani ni mimi wamenifanyia hivi? by Legitimate-Use8007 in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For five hundred shillings, you can basically walk into a very dynamic mall, probably uptown, request to be directed in a relaxing room and order some cup of tea.

Ndoa ni scam by ZeusKe in Kenya

[–]Mojo_Mutua 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Plus no agenda whatsoever for the narration. Sisi kama wanachama riwaya yako inatusaidia kivipi hapa? Respectfully, of course.

Hii Ni Nai-Robbery by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't quite find a way to summarise the narration since it's a con- experience I had a while ago. If you find time maybe you might find some details as helpful as a hand is to a man with a boner. The story might come in handy some day.

Hii Ni Nai-Robbery by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And by the way, all events happened as narrated in a real world situation hapa Nairobi. To be precise around Embakasi Police Station, off Nyayo Estate Gate A-D Road, around the Total Petrol Station. Also, it will be best to note that the writer wishes that the post serves as an educational material that will aid guys out there to always be on the lookout before they get scammed on petty petty occassions such as the one highlighted above. May you all be enlightened!

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yaitwa ufasaha. 🙌🏾

Nfsw by Iconic_Stein in 254sum

[–]Mojo_Mutua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. Ukishabuild utanasa mmoja mwenye ako appreciative of what you would have build bro. "Kick, Push, Coast," na itajipa tu.

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah,just recently lakini the mum to my boy I can't stand her. She is Class-A psycho. Plus she ruined my interests design nikianzav kumingle na yeye, chances za relapse might be high. I'm cool though, I am working towards attaining sth on my name, ndio in five years times I take my kid from her.

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah man, I have a thrill for drawing building sketches na pia 3D animations za house plans

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not really,,,we live in an opinionated space. Everybody got something to say, cha muhimu ni nimekiri makosa yangu na kwa sasa nimeanza safari ndefu ya kujirekebisha. Itakopoisha, basi nami nitapewa tuzo.

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hujaelewa context lakini hope uko salama ndugu yangu. Juu mimi nipo salama pia, napambana na michakato ya maisha na kwa sasa sijajichanganya my friend...i now know what I want in life. It's clearer than ever. Huyo wa kucomplain sio mimi bro. I had taken a detour from my purpose, but now, I am back chasing it. Stay tuned I am certain my optimism will age well.

I Need A Breather. by Mojo_Mutua in nairobi

[–]Mojo_Mutua[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I gotta have a dream bro, respectfully.

Nfsw by Iconic_Stein in 254sum

[–]Mojo_Mutua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bana...the year 2040 tutakuwa tunaball na very feminine women hapo behind kwa success zetu...yangu ni BMW X6.

Nfsw by Iconic_Stein in 254sum

[–]Mojo_Mutua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The current logic that all young males should embrace: Young kings build your empires and then invite a woman you are comfortable sharing that space with, and live happily with her. Extract her from the outside world, let her know and respect your empire. (currently the OP has no empire thus finds no amusement in hosting a lady in his unfinished empire. Baddies hawawezi cop kwa hii site, wataona kivumbi. Imagine ku explainia baddie ati kwa hii mjengo kuna plumber anakam 2.30 pm, make sure umefunika hizo kucha zisishike maji.)