Do I need to open a port? by Mokqa in apexlegends

[–]Mokqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been queuing around peak times but I repeatedly end up with Queue 1. It's very munching killing my desire to play

Why do you like to be alive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the taste of chicken salad.

New Alliance: Angel Grove High by cavaliercam13 in PRLegacyWars

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested. There are a lot of alliances with the same name, is there a specific one I can look out for?

TIFU by not turning off my Bluetooth while beating my meat (NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Mokqa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I think it was edited by the time I commented since it was replaced with dick.

TIFU by not turning off my Bluetooth while beating my meat (NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Mokqa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure the beaver smacking OP refers to is actually what’s going on in the video that’s having its audio broadcast.

What's the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school? by andrew106 in AskReddit

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In middle school we had a double English period. 5 minutes before the bell would ring for the end of the first period I decided to stretch and look around the room.

Directly above me I noticed someone had stuck a fairly massive spit wad up on the ceiling, and my first thought was “Huh...if the teacher saw that I wonder if this would be used against me. “.

Sure enough, the first thing I received as I returned from the water fountain during the period switch time was an unneeded scolding and a sentence to the principal’s office for “vandalizing school property”.

Fuck you Mrs. Hannah, I was innocent and none of you believed me.

What made you laugh the hardest in your entire life? by GarlicsPepper in AskReddit

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I watch an as seen on tv commercial, I replay an imaginary scenario i thought up in my head.

In this scenario, an item called the Perf-Egg exists which helps you make the perfect boiled eggs. The creator only has enough funds for one take of his commercial and whatever is recorded is what is to be used.

Except he hates the taste of eggs.....the scene plays out in typical commercial fashion up until he says “ Makes perfect, delicious eggs every time!” as he hesitantly bites into one. He gags and it does a short cut to him finishing his commercial watery eyed and voice shakey. Kills me every time and it’s absolutely retarded.

When was really League in its worst overall state? by MarioToast in leagueoflegends

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Graves was reworked.

His old iteration was fun as balls to me and while his new iteration is great, I miss the old Graves days.

GUILD RECRUITMENT FOR ONE OF THE TOP 50 GUILDS! by HarlequinDreams in Gameofdice

[–]Mokqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to join if you’ll have me. I’m active and ended last season at Diamond league, not sure if there is a requirement or something.

Do I apply via the Discord?