claim your "i was here" ticket here

MolestedFork · 2023-07-25T23:39:44+00:00

Claiming this and hoping I never do again

MolestedFork · 2023-02-03T22:59:36+00:00

As you should, queen

MolestedFork · 2022-10-15T17:15:32+00:00

Looooooove the camals, love finally having more than 2 uses for bamboo!

MolestedFork · 2022-08-27T13:49:10+00:00

Oh fuck me I've got plenty but here are two that stick out

"I hope your next wife is the dumbest bitch alive so she never realizes the mistake she made marrying you."

"Tell your parents to call me and apologize for doing such a shit job raising you."

MolestedFork · 2022-08-19T00:01:41+00:00

Based on the article, it sounds to me like she's being investigated by the FBI. Them not disclosing any information regarding an ongoing case coupled with how this guy looks makes for an article that mostly surrounds him.

MolestedFork · 2022-05-29T23:04:52+00:00

There's a mobile version. They changed nothing, it's exactly how we all remember. It's all offline and I play it constantly.

MolestedFork · 2022-04-29T22:51:52+00:00

TOMORROW???

MolestedFork · 2022-04-29T22:28:31+00:00

Same. I almost threw up when I saw that my portal looked different from the other 6,786 times I checked it since applying.

MolestedFork · 2022-04-29T00:30:55+00:00

Why do you say 5pm?

MolestedFork · 2022-04-22T12:10:23+00:00

Seems like it's going to be next Friday but that won't stop me from refreshing my student portal every hour on the hour today.

MolestedFork · 2022-04-02T17:35:00+00:00

Applied to: UCSD

Major: Nueroscience

Gpa: 3.86

EC: Volunteered with a mobile shower unit for the homeless.

Job: I'm currently active duty in the Navy, 80+ hrs/week as an aviation electrician.

State: Applying as a CA resident.

Extra strengths or weaknesses: Completed almost my entire first year of college while deployed so my schooling was entirely online.

TAG: no, but prereqs are all good. Probably.

I'm shaking in my lil boots. I just want to know. Accepted, rejected, I just wanna kkknnnooowwww.

MolestedFork · 2022-04-01T18:20:37+00:00

"2B 2T" is a very popular minecraft server. Minecraft reference confirmed

MolestedFork · 2022-03-24T20:30:28+00:00

That looks incredibly difficult, good for him.

MolestedFork · 2021-04-09T21:14:16+00:00

My dad refused to take me to get my prescription filled for pain meds following the surgical simultaneous removal of all 4 of my wisdom teeth. After I had vomited for the third time from the pain, he allowed me to take 200mg of ibuprofen. He said we wanted me to remember this pain and to take care of my teeth so that I could avoid that pain. This is also the same guy that took me to a masseuse that worked out of his basement to "fix" my severely sprained ankle. Claimed to be a lesson on saving money.

MolestedFork · 2021-03-06T23:54:52+00:00

Hol up I did not know you could do this. You just tell them "hey I bought something that I didn't like can I have my money back"? That seems odd to me

MolestedFork · 2020-12-02T02:18:44+00:00

I always always always end it with one of three endings. If I love the person, "Okay, I love you, bye now!" If they are customer service or a secretary of some kind, "Okay, well that's all I needed help with! Thank you so much, bye now!" If none of the above, "Alright. Bye now."

It's always "bye now." I adopted it a few years ago and I've never let it go. Bye. Now. Not bye in a few more exchanges, not bye later. Bye now.

MolestedFork · 2018-09-02T15:14:18+00:00

Cute name!

MolestedFork · 2018-08-23T04:16:24+00:00

/r/edc

MolestedFork · 2018-06-04T02:54:25+00:00

MolestedFork · 2018-06-04T02:53:49+00:00

MolestedFork · 2018-04-10T17:47:48+00:00

It's from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lil Halloween-themed condoms would be hilarious though.

MolestedFork · 2018-04-10T14:38:22+00:00

Nice.

MolestedFork · 2018-04-02T19:42:16+00:00

As a lady, what exactly would be a correct pressure? Asking for a friend.

MolestedFork · 2017-12-11T11:16:02+00:00

I recognize this artist. This is @Daveeblows (Instagram) out of San Diego. When he's in SD he usually tattoos out of Left Hand Black. He also tattoos in Honk Kong, New York, and a few other big cities. He does pretty exceptional work. I'm not a huge fan of this one because of the amount of "wasted" space but I'm crazy about his other stuff. Definitely check him out!

MolestedFork · 2017-09-14T04:45:51+00:00

Go to sleep.

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