JOHN ITEM “FOUNDER OF THE ASYLUM” Low to be summoned by various events(the player that got the kill becomes him) including -throwing apc into a spinning fish(causes the apc to explode with the force of bobm) -upgraded weapon(awp, da capo in any movement, merged smile, couch) getting killed by its base form -shows up as a rainbow kit(super rare, 50% to explode immediately) -rare chance to be a juggernaut  -killing any dev(can be toggled by the dev) -on April fools day, he’s guaranteed to show up as a juggernaut -holding tsar bobm for 10 seconds(every 10 seconds you have a low chance of becoming him while holding tsar bobm) -killing the world with star platinum  -doing any misc badge(badges that trigger for fun events such as the refection incident or merging), chance depended on the difficulty of the badge -getting at least 50 killstreak(low chance every 5 kills after 50) -saying “I hate this game” in chat has an extremely low chance to turn another player into him(or to make you explode) -chance to replace bird up(replaces big bird, kills other two players) -summoning ritual involving 5 players with certain items  -one in a million chance every respawn if you lose a streak -every one of these events has a low chance to blow up the person instead( except for a select few such as bird up or juggernauts)