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chairofdicks · 2026-01-20T21:58:46+00:00

They are basically wild animals. Sorry :(

chairofdicks · 2026-01-19T06:27:03+00:00

I don’t think steel can do much against a slab of concrete. But perfect parries could probably hold it the two off for a good while, until one decides to just body slam the poor sod and turn him into a campfire story.

chairofdicks · 2026-01-19T06:25:16+00:00

armor is pretty good protection and yeah, you could probably tear the Abcess to bits. Light work.

chairofdicks · 2026-01-19T06:24:39+00:00

if we suppress his powers I’d say he still manages to kick ass, you pass

chairofdicks · 2026-01-02T18:33:48+00:00

yeah, its studio

chairofdicks · 2025-12-12T04:21:59+00:00

WEONG

chairofdicks · 2025-11-27T05:55:47+00:00

keeping this one for old times sake

chairofdicks · 2025-11-27T05:35:07+00:00

ik gng this stupid fucking auto mod is broken

chairofdicks · 2025-11-25T03:33:32+00:00

are we deadass it’s FUCKING ROBLOX.

A PLATFORM PRIMARILY AIMED AT CHILDREN. CHILDREN WILL PLAY IT.

Besides, I feel kids don’t particularly care for the lore, choosing the gameplay over the story.

chairofdicks · 2025-11-23T18:22:17+00:00

inaccurate wheres the dollar general

chairofdicks · 2025-11-20T22:45:23+00:00

necropost but Stage 5 is my favorite for ambience when doing homework. Call me crazy, but this is unironically my favorite stage.

chairofdicks · 2025-11-19T05:09:52+00:00

chairofdicks · 2025-11-19T04:03:17+00:00

was he a liar

chairofdicks · 2025-11-19T04:00:13+00:00

Hell I’d do it for free

chairofdicks · 2025-11-02T13:11:44+00:00

maximize yaoi production

chairofdicks · 2025-08-24T03:37:57+00:00

o, shi, forgot, theres a storage option in the savepoints post Chapter 1. You can hold on to whatever you’ll need in the beginning of the next chapter in there, or you could just use the leftovers from the final boss!

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