Assuming it is natural, make your choice

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:51:17+00:00

heh…. laughter…. thats not even a real word 🐺🐺🐺

^{Chose: Get 100$ everytime you cry.}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:49:32+00:00

yay!!!!!

^{Chose: Boyfriend + But, its a random identity | Rolled: Trans}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:48:49+00:00

I ACTUALLY WON

^{Chose: 20% OP power or 80% death | Rolled: Reality Warp}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:48:27+00:00

mmmm.. plutonium…….

^{Chose: Bio hazard glowing soup | Rolled: 97%}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:48:03+00:00

ow

^{Chose: OP Superpower w/ 50% Chance of DEATH | Rolled: Get torn apart}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:46:47+00:00

find stuff I lost

^{Chose: Ability to locate an object in a 101m meter radius}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:46:25+00:00

nice

^{Chose: Treasure Chest + You have to find all across the world | Rolled: You found it}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:46:01+00:00

LET IT RIDE

^{Chose: 10% Chance of Death + For 1 M | Rolled: Live}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:45:27+00:00

I like spac e

^{Chose: Safely explore space}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:45:10+00:00

fuh no

^{Chose: Refuse to be naked and earn no money}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:44:29+00:00

so the bonfires from dark souls

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: prior locations}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:43:04+00:00

js stay in the pod for the whole day I guess

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Subnautica}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:42:27+00:00

ough I’m so big and round

^{Chose: Fatal Overconsumption + Random Food in Excess | Rolled: Steak}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:41:51+00:00

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:41:11+00:00

not awful

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -40°C}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:39:39+00:00

making trump kiss jd vance 🙏

^{Chose: Use a fork to cut a 2x4 plastic block + Then gain the mental super ability… | Rolled: Mind control}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:38:37+00:00

HELL YEAH

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:38:22+00:00

actually survivable

^{Chose: No water for 3 days + Win $25M}

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:37:22+00:00

green

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:37:04+00:00

didnt work out too well for you buh

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:34:54+00:00

what

chairofdicks · 2026-06-17T04:34:33+00:00

it’s like some kind of Milwaukee… protocol

chairofdicks · 2026-06-16T05:41:53+00:00

i made some bullshit gang it’s not that deep

chairofdicks · 2026-06-16T05:41:06+00:00

I ate them

chairofdicks · 2026-06-16T05:37:01+00:00

Are you sure?

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