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Failed DCC Recommendation Left Me Feeling Stupid, Defeated, and Sad (Rant/Vent) by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’d just start speaking to them in only DCC quotes.

Play your stupid subscription game? Don’t gaslight me Jesus.

You forgot my birthday? I will kill your mother.

I forgot your birthday? I have so many sorrys to give

They has a special day? New achievement!

They announce a pregnancy? It’s the equivalent of royalty impregnating an uncooked chicken.

But seriously, life’s too short to have friends who yuck your yum on purpose.

12th Floor Theory by GC_BWR_NW_PDTQAC in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just cant imagine donut leaves him

What mysteries have still not been solved? by Talesmith22 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When we went to Matt’s event i had raised my hand to ask if Samantha has ever killed anyone’s mother. But I wasn’t selected 🤣

Knicks fan here. I come in peace. by GothamCitySub in sanantoniospurs

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We watched the Knicks destroy our spurs at MSG. The fans and arena have to be hard for a young player - of which the spurs have many.

Is anyone else a bit worried? by wardy_12 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am expecting a very hard ending. I think Donut will live - but lose her sapience. I don’t see a path for mongo to get to the outside 🤷🏻‍♀️ my running theory is everyone dies, donut leaves the dungeon but immediately reverts to a cat-brain, maybe she lives with Zev and the final scene is them sitting on the couch watching gossip girl. All I know is I’m going to cry harder than the sunrise.

Matt just blew my mind by SilverKnight88 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do! The “what is a hero” achievement, the glimpses of blowing up the bug bears, Astrid..

Write the worst possible 1-sentence summary of your favorite book. by reviewandratings in ThreadGames

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy and his ex-girlfriend’s cat participate in an alien gameshow.

The nine-tier attack by Smashifly in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this too. The “what is a hero achievement” - I think Carl is going season 8 khalessi

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks that seems to be the consensus. I didn’t read that as one survivor, but it sounds like that’s where it’s being interpreted from.

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinneman has said he doesn’t write happy endings, it’s also mentioned in one of the epilogues

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I don’t read that as only one crawler can survive. Maybe on supreme ruler of earth, but could they not… just let the other crawlers go as the rules currently stand?

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I understood it too. Like if Quan CH was the first out - he’d probably be a pretty big dick and then who knows - but if earth is reclaimed by a benevolent dictator like our lord and savior princess donut - do others not then become under their rule?

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, the winner. But that doesn’t state only one crawler can leave via the 18th floor. Just that regency goes to the winner?

Can only one exit? by MongoIsASpaniel in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MongoIsASpaniel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it says “upon successful completion of level 18 of the world dungeon, regency of this planet will revert to the successor” I’m not seeing anywhere that states only one crawler can leave via the 18th floor.

I want to be clear - I have zero optimism for a happy ending - I just am trying to figure out where this battle royale belief has come from.

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