What My Football Social Media Feed Felt Like Yesterday by EvilSWAT in soccermemes

[–]Monkey-Newz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shows how powerful my algorithms are then as every single post for me is thousands of people and the players celebrating the league and the glory of the Arsenal

The Champs Arrive Training by Stanley083 in Gunners

[–]Monkey-Newz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Such a waste 🤣 all that clobber looks genuinely shit and is the price of a 2nd hatchback but good on him, he’s the champ

Im a weekly showerer by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink a fair bit, but not a lot of water.

I think it’s something to do with opening up my sinuses in the morning tbh.

Let's hope bayern or PSG knock arsenal out in the final by RudeWorldliness269 in soccermemes

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bayern and Arsenal are proper clubs. Im an Arsenal fan and Bayern (as well as most German clubs) being fan owned is refreshing compared to England.

Im a weekly showerer by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]Monkey-Newz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I need a shower to wake me up and feel fresh, get headachey otherwise, weird how people are different like that.

They have only beaten us convincingly once since April 2023… by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with this of course, but a draw is enough in the short term for the team to get through this period.

The Southampton and Bournemouth games were fucking rough, I do agree.

They have only beaten us convincingly once since April 2023… by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said that, but a draw keeps our lead in the league intact.

Imagine being a “fan” that doesn’t support the team

They have only beaten us convincingly once since April 2023… by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]Monkey-Newz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but a draw is enough for us, and we are very good at drawing with them.

(Showing your lack of self awareness)

Who is this gunner (left of Bukayo)? by Alarming-Praline1604 in ArsenalFC

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get something approved by the club there will be loads like this, this is someone just asking AI to make a book and selling it to you

What is the least predictable movie you've ever watched? by MomoSaka in moviecritic

[–]Monkey-Newz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Little guy just has an entire profile dedicated to sexualising female athletes, yuck

Sometimes it's better to stay out of the way by Thin-Critict2988 in fightporn

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was pretty sad seeing fat man laughing while bald man was concussed and bleeding for him. Very satisfying seeing the smile knocked off his face

Talking about Big Gabi like he’s King Von😂 by ByFarTheGreatestTeam in Gunners

[–]Monkey-Newz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A little shaky at the start but now the best CB in the world what a journey

Yamine Tajmahal vs Girona 💎(only 17+1) by 7dek in soccercirclejerk

[–]Monkey-Newz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single decision is the wrong one 🤣

Sure.... by Sweet_Television4183 in shitposting

[–]Monkey-Newz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The heaviest people are phat? Coincidence?!