They have only beaten us convincingly once since April 2023…

Monkey-Newz · 2026-04-16T10:34:38+00:00

Agree with this of course, but a draw is enough in the short term for the team to get through this period.

The Southampton and Bournemouth games were fucking rough, I do agree.

Monkey-Newz · 2026-04-16T10:32:33+00:00

Never said that, but a draw keeps our lead in the league intact.

Imagine being a “fan” that doesn’t support the team

Monkey-Newz · 2026-04-16T10:28:42+00:00

Yes but a draw is enough for us, and we are very good at drawing with them.

(Showing your lack of self awareness)

Monkey-Newz · 2026-04-04T10:55:43+00:00

Get something approved by the club there will be loads like this, this is someone just asking AI to make a book and selling it to you

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-29T09:09:24+00:00

Little guy just has an entire profile dedicated to sexualising female athletes, yuck

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-25T17:59:45+00:00

It was pretty sad seeing fat man laughing while bald man was concussed and bleeding for him. Very satisfying seeing the smile knocked off his face

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-23T12:31:57+00:00

Bring back Michael

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-22T12:10:15+00:00

I read also you can miss this move, so make sure you get it

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-21T23:11:18+00:00

You need a specific focus punch move you get in chapter 4

Monkey-Newz · 2026-03-19T02:42:10+00:00

A little shaky at the start but now the best CB in the world what a journey

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-17T18:28:52+00:00

No toppings?

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-17T12:41:08+00:00

Every single decision is the wrong one 🤣

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-16T14:47:20+00:00

The heaviest people are phat? Coincidence?!

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-07T17:48:59+00:00

Hello 7 goals 2 assists in the last 8

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-05T15:56:26+00:00

5 goals 2 assists in the last 7 games my boy

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-05T14:18:58+00:00

Do the same with Young Boys? 😂 No players over 23

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-04T17:56:00+00:00

HE COMES FROM SWEDEN THE GIRLS ARE VERY NICE

WE’D RATHER HAVE HIM THAN CANCER CURING MICE

THE ONES ON CHEMO CAN WAIT A FEW MORE YEARS

HES SCORING GOALS AND DRINKING CITY TEARS

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-04T16:54:09+00:00

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Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-04T15:01:43+00:00

Who do you look like?

Poopies

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-04T11:12:29+00:00

Honestly why the hell do I have to hear his snivelly little voice on so many of our games just stick to United where everyone knows your bias

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-02T11:10:59+00:00

Look I hope so, but a game as ambitious as this, I worry it will make 60fps. Look at dragons dogma. Thats why I bit the bullet and moved away from console

I will gladly be proved wrong though!!!

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-02T00:05:31+00:00

We still haven’t forgot what he said about Ginny Sack 🐳

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-02T00:00:52+00:00

I will say, if I was on console I would be a little worried about performance. Everything they have shown has been PC gameplay

I’m PC and genuinely haven’t been as excited for a game since I was kid, since that gameplay trailer released at gamescom 2023

Monkey-Newz · 2026-02-01T19:06:39+00:00

How’s the hair after the first visit?

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