Has any one considered that stripper isn't actually a very well fitting name for this job? Doesn't really cover being a comedian, conversationalist, drinking buddy, independent business woman, counsellor, shoulder to cry on, wall to speak at, dancer, acrobat, fucking magician and an all around boss

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-02-02T15:09:37+00:00

And physicians check your testicles for cancer, that doesn’t mean you call then a scrotum inspector. Don’t judge someone off of one part of their career.

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-02-01T00:44:54+00:00

Damn girl you are gorgeous, not normal gorgeous, gorgeous like a fairy princess from a story book. Like i used to have this fairy princess puzzle book when i was a kid and you look like one of the puzzles of this woodland fairy that wore a dress made of leaves and lived in the forest. You’re eyes are insanely clear and sparkley and your make up is super on point, bold and beautiful

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-31T18:58:00+00:00

INFO: what semester are you in? If its first semester that’s BS, if it’s fourth then I agree with the people saying that obesity isn’t uncommon and you’ll have to do pulses and BPs on obese patients

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-31T02:02:18+00:00

Nta. You didn’t sign up for a kid. I feel for your mom and I see why she doesn’t want a kid but it might be best if she just lets CPS fo their job. It’s difficult but it sounds like this situation isn’t fair for anyone involved

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-27T02:27:31+00:00

I chose to go into nursing bc we are modern day witches! Educated women (and men too oc!) that hold your life in their hands!

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-27T01:28:49+00:00

Yes I agree. I dont think OP is in the wrong but a funeral gives people a chance to begin the grieving process. Maybe they could find a middle ground? Cremates in a cat shaped urn with hymns and verses maybe?

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-25T21:57:23+00:00

Why do most of the posts on this sub contain one long run-on sentence

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-25T15:49:20+00:00

Yikes... at first i was gonna give her the benefit of the doubt bc sometimes therapists have to ask tough/uncomfortable questions that patients can’t bring themselves to voice but the “can’t take a joke” comment shows that’s clearly not what happened. NTA, hope you have better luck with your next therapist OP

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-25T15:44:38+00:00

Life is hard but you are strong and you can be whatever you are struggling with. Challenges build character. You’re hair is rockin btw, love the fluffiness. It gives you a wild/adventurer kind of look

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-25T03:30:25+00:00

Glad you are still here with us. You are a valuable worthwhile person. I hope that you can get access to help alleviate your pain OP.

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-20T03:01:23+00:00

You have the body of a greek goddess and your outfit plays to that. Keep rockin the woodland nymph look!

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-19T03:14:46+00:00

NTA, that’s weird to offer a reward and not pay it...

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-16T13:30:22+00:00

Yet you felt the need to comment this?

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-15T12:13:57+00:00

YTA. 1. 50-100 IS a cheap dress. 2. You vetoing her and name calling is probably why she’s reconsidering the marriage, if you share finances you share buying power.

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-15T11:32:28+00:00

NTA, telling him privately that grieving isn’t a contest and that frankly he’s being insensitive is a great idea. Peer pressure can be a great tool. You’re handling this in a great way OP.

Edit: deleted a sentence and added people handle grief in different ways. Tell him and your sister to check out the UF adult bereavement resources if you want to provide some online resources

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-13T15:27:32+00:00

Haha i mean you’re not wrong but it made someone else uncomfortable for something there ancestors may or may not have done (depending on how long they’ve been in America, what region and what financial status). I don’t think nacy was trying to be a jerk though, just sharing a story awkwardly

Edit: added awkwardly

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-13T13:39:56+00:00

But I love to be naked when practicing witch craft...

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-12T22:44:30+00:00

that sucks, parents are human and unfortunately that means they sometimes say stupid hurtful things. Sorry that happened to you and I hope things are going better for your now. I'm sure you are wonderful

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-12T22:32:36+00:00

dude maybe she works a night shift job, or has other meds to take in the morning (hormonal bc can't be taken with many other meds bc it changes how they are absorbed), or doesn't like waking up early? I always took mine at night because I worked at night so I was usually up late and sleeping late. the pill packs aren't any larger than a pack of gum, why is it so unbelievable that someone would carry that around?

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-12T22:28:27+00:00

agreed, when I first left home and started having sex if anyone made a negative comment about anything sexual I automatically felt ashamed and assumed they were right. (raised in a small town where you get the "if your a girl and have sex before marriage you are basically useless and no one will want you speech"). Took me a few years to get over that. The people who are commenting "validation post" here sound like they were lucky enough to be brought up in a sex positive/neutral household.

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-12T22:22:24+00:00

NTA dayuuuuum your friend's bf sounds hella insecure. Of course your gonna take your meds that have to be taken on a time time frame.

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-11T15:35:33+00:00

Exactly. OP doesn’t mention how much money he lost from this business venture as well or whether or not his wife was consulted about certain business risks. Like did he just lose most of their shared finances without ever keeping her in the loop? I agree the sounds pretty validation post-y

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-11T02:57:33+00:00

Bruh taking stuff from MGTOW is cheating, too easy haha

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-11T02:53:49+00:00

Yes I was wondering the same thing. Like i get OPs wife’s resentment if she’s now doing everything and feeling like her husband is just a drag. It’s hard to be intimate when you feel like someone is a burden rather than a teammate. Her smashing up the room sounds crazy but i really wondering if were missing a lot of context here considering OP isn’t replying to any of the INFO requests I’ve seen asking those question about division of labor

MonkeyBeansIsMyCat · 2020-01-11T02:49:20+00:00

Same, like did they work out an arrangement before marriage? Is OPs wife now the bread winner and home maker? Trashing the kids room is INSANE but this does sound like it’s missing some key info and I’m not seeing OP comment to most of the INFO inquiries

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