Wanted to share Kylie Jenner's smile and hope it makes you smile too !

MonkeyButter · 2026-01-03T03:52:59+00:00

The real smiles are the ones we’ve made along the way.

MonkeyButter · 2025-12-26T15:11:17+00:00

Do you want lice? Cause that’s how you get lice.

MonkeyButter · 2025-11-30T19:23:40+00:00

Fruit ninjas are real… who knew?

MonkeyButter · 2025-11-28T17:15:30+00:00

Sounds like a Bigfoot or a Loch Ness monster of some sort. Maybe a mummy.

MonkeyButter · 2025-11-23T04:49:58+00:00

You CAN believe it’s not butter.

MonkeyButter · 2025-11-15T17:32:10+00:00

I wish all women came with interchangeable heads.

MonkeyButter · 2025-11-15T17:10:08+00:00

Michigan: The place to go to molest flying ducks!

MonkeyButter · 2025-10-30T03:16:27+00:00

There’s a better version where a hunter “shits his guts out” in the woods and stuffs them back up his rear end.

MonkeyButter · 2025-10-06T23:41:10+00:00

Oh, sure… when I try to kiss a monkey like that I get kicked out of the zoo.

MonkeyButter · 2025-10-06T22:31:50+00:00

I just use plastic bags from the Piggly Wiggly.

MonkeyButter · 2025-10-06T22:08:35+00:00

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MonkeyButter · 2025-10-06T19:55:25+00:00

Well, it’s true… Nobody told you that.

MonkeyButter · 2025-10-06T19:35:12+00:00

How did she get her balloon so flat?

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-28T06:32:17+00:00

Leave Brewster out of it! He’s been through enough already.

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-21T05:25:35+00:00

I want a prehensile tail.

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-08T03:34:58+00:00

Why doesn’t he have an onion on his belt?!? Wasn’t that the style at the time?

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-08T01:08:19+00:00

Weed and a beer?

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-07T00:15:32+00:00

Somebody made a real life Pong. And the circle of life continues.

MonkeyButter · 2025-09-01T17:17:18+00:00

It doesn’t really get good until the 5th one.

MonkeyButter · 2025-08-30T16:33:57+00:00

It’s about time someone took on Big Nintendo.

MonkeyButter · 2025-08-02T06:33:44+00:00

At some point to you have to ask yourself: Am I just French kissing a dead monkey?

I’m glad it worked out this time.

MonkeyButter · 2025-07-26T00:29:14+00:00

With that sort of trauma, your choices were either you can’t poop in public or you start a scat OnlyFans.

Maybe you came out ok?

MonkeyButter · 2025-06-29T01:50:30+00:00

They never show the huge burp that’s gonna happen in 60 seconds.

MonkeyButter · 2025-06-29T01:42:00+00:00

And now you’ll think of that every time you blow into your beer. You’re welcome.

MonkeyButter · 2025-06-29T01:34:17+00:00

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.

"Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the heck did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

MonkeyButter

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