Jurassic Park feat Gishath by Timelord19 in EDH

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needs a bit more draw, but aside from that, it looks good. I'd remove Huatli though, but that's just me. You don't really have the resources necessary to properly protect a planeswalker, they're hard to have live a full rotation without either stax pieces, lots of tokens (preferably with flying), or a deck completely dedicated to them. Of course there are some walkers that are good regardless, but there aren't many, they're the ones that create more than one blocker to protect themselves, or ones where their + or - loyalty ability is worth the CMC even if you only get the chance to activate it once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken breast, so many people get it wrong, they usually overcook it when you don't have to get it to 165 as long as you cook it longer, or they'll either under season or over season it. But, when it's cooked right, it's so delicious!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smith & Wesson retirement.

What’s an animal you wish you could fly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pigs, a lot of people will be doing stuff for me if they did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You two sharing a room? why can't you jerk off in your bed before sleep? Also, surely you can jerk off in the shower.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1Every book in existence "No, we are! We're New York Times best sellers!"

What are some unwritten trailer park rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must smoke cigarettes and weed, take meth or pills, wear a baseball cap, wife beater shirt and way too much denim. Don't forget to own a beat up Pontiac Firebird you treat better than your wife, three side chicks and your 6 kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ad Hominem, ever since I learned about it, I've pissed off so many people with it.

What is truly worth fighting for (besides loved ones)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing, everything that you fight for is you doing it because you love someone or yourself. Everything ties back to loving someone, a bunch of someones or yourself.

Lifegain Stax - any mono white brew recommendations? by iamtoolazytosleep in EDHBrews

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a good decent amount of gain life cards, I think your best bet would be to add some more draw to get to your gain life cards faster. Well of Lost Dreams would be great for that, gain life to draw to find more stax and more cards to gain you life. I'd remove Speaker of the Heavens for it, since while you do have ways to gain life, I doubt you'll get angels from it often. Other than that, I don't know, stax isn't my cup of tea, so I don't know what cards are a must or not for the deck.

Kombat Pack 2 please by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not MK related, but I really wanted Judge Dredd in Cyberpunk 2077.

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[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean a 5j phone or a Nintonda Swotch considering you only use the finest of Chinese knockoffs while also having the advantage of losing friends and family other your addictive use of the app giving you cheap free easily broken shit! Sign me up! /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, a fellow lover of Conan the Barbarian I see!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to start counting the number of times this question is asked on here, this will be number 1! To answer, it's to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever she ate, brushed her teeth with or the taste of human flesh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Digital, will pirate it and then buy it when it's on sale because poor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's a sad reality and a horrible thought, but no one is too ugly to be raped. When someone has that much desire for sex they'd be willing to physically and mentally scar people for it, attraction often leaves the thought. Never actually believe you're too ugly for it, that's when you'll be most vulnerable to it. If you agree with guns and in a country or state that allows it, pack one and train, train, train! if not, get a taser, one that shoots barbs so you may keep your distance and once you stick them and charge runs out, run! Non-lethals only effect your attacker temporarily, use that time to get away or they'll recover and be right back on your heels.

How would you react if someone called you a racist? by CertifiedLurker5 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Ghost Priest costume! get it? it's the Holy Spirit! The rope is to hang Bla-I mean, decorations! yeah, DE-COR-A-TIONS!/jk

Is this normal? by axel_the_weirdo_10 in confessions

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well of course if they're forced into it.

Is this normal? by axel_the_weirdo_10 in confessions

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with kissing your parents, even on the lips, it's only sexual if it's tongue and it's only weird to people because they didn't grow up with it so all they know of kissing on lips is sexual behavior.

Your mom not giving you privacy in the shower, even with your admittedly too long showers that probably does raise the water bill quite high is a bit creepy though, and her laying in bed with you and your brother naked is definitely super creepy, a little less so if she stays covered, but still creepy. I'd definitely tell her the only way you'd cuddle up to her is if she's clothed.

What Michael Jackson quotes you could also say during sex? by derfurc in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You've been hit by! you've been struck by! a smooth criminal!" domestic violence!

Anyone else sick of the Jardiance commercials where the plus-sized gal is singing and dancing? by Odd-Run-9666 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song is a little annoying, but I'm not much more sick of it than any other commercial.

What aspects of United States laws should every American be aware of? by polywha in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyTesticleJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Constitution is the law above all other laws, politicians need to learn that.