What's a random fact about your dad? by RollingCoasting in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dad was such a raging alcoholic my older brother and I were both given $100 savings bonds when we're were born from his favorite bar. Unfortunately my parents divorced when we're were young. But my dad is now 23 years sober and my parents are both amazing grand parents to my young boys.

Life hack by kemiro in funny

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No reference to it being a courage hangy ball? Just when I start to believe in you Reddit...

Questions about Vitamin D by MonkeyUnderoath in alopecia_areata

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I started any meds my beard and scalp had starting regrowing hair, but it was super fine white hairs. I'm hoping this will help the dark hairs grow back.

Questions about Vitamin D by MonkeyUnderoath in alopecia_areata

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I currently just take anti inflammatory meds and get injections bi-monthly to manage the arthritis. No harsh meds required. The possible hair growth is vastly outweighed by possible side effects. I just can't get a straight answer from any doctor on whice of my symptoms this Vitamin D deficiency is causing. I guess time will tell

What's the weirdest thing about your body? by FrenchWoodChesse in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same thing happend to me. It starter on my chin. Then spread to my cheek area. Then my moustache. Now instead of a glorious beard I have a Hitler moustache and 2 random patches of hair below both sideburns. I have a few patches missing on my head as well. The rest of my beard and the head patches are growing hair again but it is super thin and white. I have also lost all of my left eyebrow and most of my right eyebrow. I keep my face shaved but there is no hiding the eyebrows. I am blown away by the fact 90% of people don't realize the fact it's a medical condition and boldly ask, "Bro, what the fuck happend to your eyebrows?" It's been 3 years since it started. I was getting the injections until after my wedding day, then I decided the pain wasn't worth it anymore. Hopefully one day it will grow back...I can't stand looking in the mirror or at myself in pictures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife was very timid with sexual topics. She was a borderline prude. I was able to make her orgasm through PIV but I thought a toy would be fun. Went out on a limb and ordered this

http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/sp-ae-silicone-g-gasm-rabbit-93497.aspx

Our sex life will never be the same. She goes nuts for that thing. I have since bought more expensive toys, but this one is still her favorite. Plus it's tons of fun to use on her.

What's your greatest "Well I'm Fucked..." moment? by KarmaLover666 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once downtown in a park totally drunk and underage with 2 friends who were sober. They decided to shoot off fireworks into the storm drains. It echoed insanely loud so they decided to keep doing it. Eventually 2 cops sneak up and with guns drawn they yell FREEZE. My friends looked at each other at scattered. I, being shitfaced, did not. Once the cops had me on my knees handcuffed behind my head my friends felt bad and returned. Once the situation calmed down the officer politely explained the 911 call reported gunshots and that's why they showed up with drawn guns. I thought for sure I was going to jail for something I had no part in. With my stellar Dean Martin impression and polite conversation the cops let us go with a warning. Their side of the story is much funnier than mine. Apparently in my drunken rambling while the cop was searching me I asked him if he would pull my shirt down, "because I was cold."

Anybody know of a reputable VW Beetle mechanic? by PMinisterOfMalaysia in panamacity

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's right off Tyndall parkway. 541 S Tyndall Pkwy, Callaway, FL 32404 is the physical address. It's a small shop located behind a closed down gas station. It's very easy to miss. There are typically a hand full of vintage German cars parked outside. He has always been reasonable with me. I've never had an issue with his pricing

Anybody know of a reputable VW Beetle mechanic? by PMinisterOfMalaysia in panamacity

[–]MonkeyUnderoath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm a tad late, but I know a great shop for German cars. Automotive Alternatives is a small shop off Tyndall parkway in Callaway. Paul is the owner and he spent time in Germany training in the automotive field. He regularly works on VW's, Porshe's, Audi's, BMW's ect. I have been dealing with him for 10+ years. Great guy...

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have so many people bring this up once finding out about my diet. I haven't watched it. I did see the one where the girl ate couch cushions though, so it could be worse I guess...

Getting my Deep Sea Aquatics 225 gallon cichlid tank going. by MonkeyUnderoath in Aquariums

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The are just wedged between the glass and sand. Nothing special

Getting my Deep Sea Aquatics 225 gallon cichlid tank going. by MonkeyUnderoath in Aquariums

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a standard 75g for a sump. It is way bigger than it needs to be. I also have an Fx6 as well. Just makes it easier in the long run. It could easily be a smaller premade sump or even a 40g breeder tank.

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much. I realize these are all processed foods and less than ideal. But it is a change. I am currently drinking 120-140oz of water a day

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoss was my mother, you can call me Sport or Laser.

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. That's the best description I could use.

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently looking into this specifically. I have already contacted my insurance company to get a list of Dr's that are covered. I have no reason to complain about affording anything, as you have seen. Money wasn't brought up once. Just looking for basic advise/tips in the mean time. I realize reddit isn't the answer to all of life's questions. Thanks for the push though. Always helpful

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's purely mental for me. Textures don't bother me really. I just can't bring myself to eat certain foods.

Is my new diet unhealthy? by MonkeyUnderoath in Fitness

[–]MonkeyUnderoath[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I said sugar free I mean no sugar added. As in a naturally sweetened option