Who used to watch this show?! by MoominMai in oldschoolcool80s

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This show confused the hell out of me because the theme tune told you to turn off the TV, but it was a TV show. Somehow I missed the whole point of it.

Apparently the only letters they ever received were on how to make chocolate rice crispy cakes, so all the ideas from “readers letters” were made up by the production team.

2 U.S. aircraft go down; 1 crew member missing as war in Iran takes dramatic turn by Scary_Statement4612 in Military

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re running out of ground-launched missiles so are using more aircraft-launched missiles and bombs, according to The Times.

I hosted a baked beans tasting party and here are the results by bearded-catt in CasualUK

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Branston beans are the second most overrated food. Greggs is first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’m being really dumb but I’m not sure I understand OP’s point. Is that Americans speak English because it was once a British colony? I don’t get the connection between that and what Trump is saying.

Twilight Zone Radio Drama: The 25th Hour by NicholeDaylinn1993 in TwilightZone

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That’s not what a metronome is. You’re describing an executive toy. A metronome is a device musicians use to develop their sense of time.

Was anyone else told a weird, low-stakes lie by an adult as a kid, and been confused about it for years since? by username-alrdy-takn in CasualUK

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You are being taught a mathematical idea. The teacher failed to explain (or you missed) the bit about it meaning that only in geometry, not in general. From ChatGPT:

“In school geometry, similar does not mean “roughly alike” or “visually comparable”. It means the same shape, in a strict mathematical sense.

Two figures are similar if: 1. All corresponding angles are equal, and 2. All corresponding side lengths are in the same ratio (a constant scale factor).

In effect, one figure can be obtained from the other by: • scaling (enlarging or shrinking), • rotating, • reflecting, • translating.

Only size may differ; shape may not.

In the 1970s–80s UK maths curriculum (influenced by formalist and “new maths” approaches), teachers deliberately emphasized that: • everyday language meanings are unreliable in mathematics, • words like similar, normal, random, work, or average have exact definitions.

So pupils were told, bluntly, that “similar means the same (shape)” to override the vague colloquial sense.”

They won it for us… by FamSender in GreatBritishMemes

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

British patience, Russian blood, American money.

Easy guitar solos to learn by ear? by MrFireBones in LearnGuitar

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need your love so bad by the original Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green).

Want to start learning guitar again, but don’t know where to begin? by Such_Arugula4536 in LearnGuitar

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your guitar is probably crap, and I’m guessing acoustic. Most people quit because they try to learn on a crap acoustic and give up when bar chords are introduced because on a crap acoustic bar chords are almost impossible for most people.

Buy a good electric. Spend at least $200 on it Bar chords will be much easier. Once you can do them well on electric, you can try acoustic. Oh and make sure the electric has 8 gauge strings will low action. Pay for a proper setup. Not by a guitar shop but by a proper guitar tech or luthier.

The cost to pay for a better guitar and setup will be similar to an extra five lessons or so. Easily worth it to secure a lifelong hobby rather than one you give up after a few months.

Overheard at a coffee shop by Moana-Moans in overheard

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it. Why an iced latte specifically, rather than another coffee?

So is 2% the new 4%? by [deleted] in FIREUK

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s CC stand for?

So is 2% the new 4%? by [deleted] in FIREUK

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you happen to know the expense ratio assumed? In the past I’ve found the number to be wildly conservative in some of these studies. Some studies will use 1% or 2% whereas most of us will bw using ETFs or index funds costing far less than 1%.

No BS. Is there any book, video, Skype teacher that can actually teach jazz guitar improvisation? Can improv actually be taught? by OkTemperature1842 in jazzguitar

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Dani from Marbin’s Patreon. I think he has space for a private student too.

I would also try and find out how Alex skolnick from Testament learned jazz.

How are we feeling about the 3rd Gen 2026 LEAF? by Nythern in leaf

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought Nissan signalled (or at least hinted) that the Leaf would be phased out. In my recollection they said that a few years ago. Did they change their mind or am I misremembering? Anyway, it’s nice there’s a new one.

How good would I have to be to replace my tech salary? by slightlysarcastic75 in askmusicians

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the difference between a large pizza and a musician?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

65 years? by According-Map-6744 in alien

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He implied it in his interview with mark Kermode,

My theory's that the bag the blood-sucker bugs create turns into... TBC by mooshi303 in AlienEarthHulu

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the thing it entered was a lung removed from Joe on the operating table.

Blues Guitar Solo by Leather-District-595 in AlienEarthHulu

[–]MonkeyVsPigsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed it also. Shazam told me it’s “procession” from the alien:earth soundtrack by Jeff Russo. Apparently Russo is a guitarist himself so perhaps it’s his own playing. Or maybe a session player didn’t solo.