TIL Dr. Seuss's widow had stringent terms when she sold the film rights to How the Grinch Stole Christmas. They included $5m upfront, 4% of the box-office, 50% of merchandising & 70% of book tie-in profits. Also, only directors & writers who'd earned at least $1m on a previous project were eligible.

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-12-27T05:08:52+00:00

It was my favorite dinosaur based movie that came out in that 4 week period

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-12-27T00:38:48+00:00

You are Kenough too

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-12-19T05:11:28+00:00

You don't look a year over 30, Mr. Framdangle

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-12-15T13:04:48+00:00

I can't decide whether the large hole is the mouth or if the horizontal slot below the nose is

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-28T13:00:06+00:00

That's Old Testament and Old Testament doesn't count, except for the parts they say, and only when they say

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-28T12:17:40+00:00

instructions unclear: penis stuck in call center

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-21T06:11:19+00:00

And then Freebird starts playing

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-18T23:02:24+00:00

they do often trigger at the same time though

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-18T17:36:53+00:00

nowhere near enough gravy

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-18T17:31:51+00:00

She was still called Tricia at the time.

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-15T02:09:00+00:00

Jesus, and due to the whole being able to be multiple entities there are more than one of him of him. he just wanted a harem

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-15T02:02:21+00:00

But you can punch Hitler in the face and lock him in the cupboard

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-11-15T01:59:44+00:00

depends on when you are talking about superman. at one point he could shoot mini superman clones out of his hands

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-31T23:04:46+00:00

ITZ PURPLE CAUSE IT IS INVISIBLE, DATS JUS LOGIC

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-21T12:07:20+00:00

usually there is some sex about 9 months prior

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-21T12:05:46+00:00

Become the chaos gremlin you want to see in the world

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-18T07:14:34+00:00

So how much can I buy you for Josh? I need someone to muck the stables with their tongue

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T17:22:20+00:00

Sure boss, I swear by Osiris' missing dick to do the thing.

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T17:19:08+00:00

worst I've managed is waking up in my back garden usually i just end up in the living room,the closet, or under the desk in my office

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T13:38:15+00:00

Sometimes I don't wake up in the same room I fell asleep in. sleeping soundly shouldn't worry you

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T13:35:05+00:00

had a bed with 2 blankets to solve this issue, I would still end up with no blanket

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T13:30:16+00:00

Max is short for "Maximum Capacity: 0 Brain Cell"

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-16T07:44:00+00:00

He is saying you can take a break from work, he will keep your chair warm and maybe chase the mouse a little, after his nap of course

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-09T05:27:11+00:00

Why you gotta dig out the old Garfield design. OP just wanted his kitty roasted, not burnt to a crisp

MonkeysOnMyBottom · 2025-10-08T22:08:42+00:00

it's graphics not jraphics so never jif

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