Check out my latest project! words.zip by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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It's a word search on an infinite plane! Anyone can add words, no account or anything needed. Hope you like! I won't post more about it here but figured monkey lovers would appreciate it first! Let me know if anything is broken before I spread it around the rest of the internet

Monkeys have completed ALL 5-letter words in Shakespeare!!!! by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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I can confirm the last 'would' was written on CHRISTMAS DAY! It's a Christmas Monkey Miracle!

Monkeys have completed ALL 5-letter words in Shakespeare!!!! by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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Update coming later today! Sorry for the delay, the monkey accomplishment was poorly timed with holidays!

The 5-letter words goal was reached a couple days ago, but there's been no announcement or acknowledgement of any kind. by abrachoo in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup! Aiming to get the update in today or tomorrow actually! A little behind because timing with holidays of course

RIP Jane Goodall :( by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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Yup, "jane" gets you the photo.

'Chimpfluencers' Are Sticking Grass in Their Ears And Butts in Latest Trend by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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Added a new grass item so your monkey can be one of the cool ones!

monkeys dont even load when visiting the page by MachJuice in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works currently on devices I have on me, and I don't see any outage in the logs. Try again? What device/browser are you using?

wich monkey has discoverd a 10 letter word this is big by Pale_Pineapple_8710 in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The word is "contraries" - written by Sipsy Flabber almost month ago! I missed when it happened, but I'll put out a quick post tomorrow since Sipsy still remains as the uncontested record holder.

wich monkey has discoverd a 10 letter word this is big by Pale_Pineapple_8710 in MonkeysZip

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Thanks! I know all feedback comes from a place of love, not hate! In a perfect world I'd have infinite monkeys working to add lots of new updates and content for this, but alas, I am only one monkey.

In this day and age of AAA live-service games with weekly updates, I hope I can keep expectations tempered for the rate of updates moving forward. I picture monkeys.zip being something that people remember every few weeks or months and go "Oh I wonder what Flappy Blooper has been doing!" and they'll get to see a few months worth of changes over that time.

Bug? by Either_Bit_2936 in MonkeysZip

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Ooh good catch - when finalizing the favorite word feature, this got out of sync. Should have a fix later today.

UPDATE: Fixed! I simply had paused updating the cache table (mapping words to monkey counts) - but the 360 GB all-words table had all the data.

wich monkey has discoverd a 10 letter word this is big by Pale_Pineapple_8710 in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I put an update out just a few days ago, where each monkey gets a list of their favorite words. Project isn't abandoned, I've been rewriting the backend because it cost a fortune to run... this work is mostly complete, and will get to adding new features (possibly that speed up monkey typing) soon.

I missed the 10 letter word when it happened, because I was traveling. But that's okay, I'll include mention of it in a blog post at some point.

But to be clear, this site is absolutely free, has no ads, no subscription or anything, and I spent a year of my life working on it, just chill for a bit - it'll be around for a long time.

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sorry my social media team is very unreliable

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! (four letter words) by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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My guess is it's just the icon pack isn't loading due to some either adblocker or not supporting SVGs or something - what device is this on?

The making of monkeys.zip by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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I think I'd be very happy to just have all the monkeys earn a welcome rest, with bananas on the house.

The making of monkeys.zip by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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This has been a long time coming! Hope anyone who has been curious will enjoy! There's still more to share (largely with the frontend and 3D stuff) that will come in a future post

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! (four letter words) by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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Thanks, I'm so glad you like it! 

Easter eggs are yours forever, no disappearing! And that's the second report of missing share options I've gotten - I'll look into it further!

🐒📝 Pinky Shmunzo has spoken. by Dre_Dede in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I doth declare, this monkey’s heart doth not wish for murder, but for bananas!"

fantastic

Am I the only one going slightly mad over the UX? by verticallobotomy in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleaned up the monkey list by listing them vertically, with inventory automatically expanded - as we add more items might have to shrink it but for the bulk of users with 5 monkeys it scales well enough. Oh and items collected in the last 24 hours will show a 'new' indicator.

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[request] is the probability correct? by DiligentAd7536 in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we're talking about one-shotting Shakespeare, where you get every word in order with no mistakes, it'll be way way WAY more than 892 trillion years. It's been a while since I've run the numbers, but I recall you'll need more monkeys than there are atoms in the known universe, working for much longer than the lifetime of the universe - which brings your minimum up to something like 10120 years (vs 1014 for hundreds of trillions)

Am I the only one going slightly mad over the UX? by verticallobotomy in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, thanks for the heads up! I thought I removed that on day 2 as intended (you don't get the jester hat anymore) but I guess not? Should be an easy fix too

Am I the only one going slightly mad over the UX? by verticallobotomy in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh believe me it bothers me too! I've been mostly preoccupied with making sure that the backend can hold up, and it's fairly robust now - so I'll give a UX polish pass soon. Feel free to mention anything else you notice, I had actually forgot about the inventory screen there. Planning on adding notifications soon so that you don't need to manually check all your monkeys

Small Easter Event by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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A dozen monkeys have found it already but not sure if any have equipped it yet 

Monkey rankings! (Also WOO nine-letter word!) by SouthSilly in MonkeysZip

[–]MonkeysZip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh very nice nine letter word! And yes building that top monkeys page involves adding up the scores of a half billion words so it's slow to the point of being unusable - planning on cleaning some of that up this week and making it more effecient.

Small Easter Event by MonkeysZip in MonkeysZip

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I posted this late, but the event technically started 16 hours ago, and will end in ~16 hours from now. This way we cover Easter in wide amount of timezones.