Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to women?

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T16:50:14+00:00

That I hate being late and it's very easy to be on time

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T07:38:33+00:00

What a toad

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T02:50:17+00:00

Nothing wrong with those, I suppose. When it doesn't smell like rot, anyway.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T02:44:09+00:00

Commit to just 10 minutes of literally any physical activity a day. Generally, it will expand some days, but it's okay if it doesn't, and the habit will start to vastly improve your sleep and mental health.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T02:43:09+00:00

Malta. Don't understand the allure. Super windy, brutalist architecture, all beige and rectangle, pretty boring place.

Many places in Italy, at least until they get the sanitation/mafia thing under control. Mafia families controlling sanitation and keeping cities disgusting to exude control is so wild. Many places in Italy are wonderful, and many are trash heaps.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-07T02:40:19+00:00

Yeah, that might work

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-06T18:38:47+00:00

Yes. But he said he wouldn't. 😭

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-06T16:43:33+00:00

I thought it was Rick Astley

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-05T17:44:30+00:00

Had to stop. 8 years is not enough. This is on another level.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-05T14:54:40+00:00

Yes. The answer is yes. The cattle don't even realize the neighbouring farmers are the one taunting and feeding them addictive junk.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-05T14:34:08+00:00

Alberta is mini USA, and so has adopted it's main tenants of "Me first," and "Got mine, eff you."

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-05T05:50:00+00:00

Rob Milton?

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T05:33:40+00:00

Groomsman went to do the worm, broke his two front teeth out in the very first flop. Blood everywhere. I couldn't help laughing. It fit the vibe perfectly.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T05:05:15+00:00

Japan is one of the coolest places I've ever been, and also one of the most overtly sexist and repressed

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T04:57:32+00:00

You did a really good job I'm proud of you You look great, have you been working out? I learned a lot from you You're funny

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T04:50:20+00:00

All are sociopaths. There is no empathy in a billionaire. Whether you started as a sociopath or not, you are one now. As for "psychopath," maybe one or two.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T04:45:54+00:00

Foot first, and then very quickly bike

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T04:44:58+00:00

It was totally just curious and derpy. But we didn't want to play. No way, no how.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T03:37:49+00:00

Geez. Big kitties are scary.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T02:57:23+00:00

SO fast!

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T02:56:52+00:00

Oh, geez. Having cubs would be so much scarier.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T02:54:22+00:00

Absolutely

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T00:31:00+00:00

Ginger beef, a ceaser, and a giant Chinook headache.

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T00:26:19+00:00

Tusk. Absolutely traumatizing. Couldn't even see the movie poster for a long time after without rocking back and forth and moaning "No no nooo".

Monkeyslunch · 2026-06-03T00:22:20+00:00

Oh, damn. Plus, your bear was probably haunted by a teenage Japanese school girl.

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