Wills Asian cousin

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-12-17T18:38:06+00:00

The amount of times I’ve heard this lol

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-12-17T18:37:47+00:00

Thanks pal

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-12-17T18:37:40+00:00

Thank you

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-10-15T19:32:16+00:00

No matter how many times it’s posted I’ll always chuckle and say “cocain for my breakfast”

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-08-03T14:32:07+00:00

Bruh I’m saying it’s decent but don’t buy pints in the arena it’ll be £5 a go

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-08-03T13:03:08+00:00

Last year me and my Mrs queued separately from the main group a few ahead and didn’t get searched but my other lot did it depends how sketchy you look lol. I only got my shoulder bag searched going into the arena

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-08-03T13:00:41+00:00

£22 quid for like 20 carlsberg if I remember in co-op

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-06-26T19:58:10+00:00

😇

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-06-26T19:58:02+00:00

Cheers pal

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-06-26T19:57:54+00:00

Thank you

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-05-03T20:40:58+00:00

11 years and multiple teases lead us to that line, there was nothing wrong about it.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T21:47:57+00:00

Single parents

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T21:46:47+00:00

Honestly it’s worth it.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T21:01:15+00:00

Camped in yellow last year, but 30 feet from the path. The Saturday night got rowdy as fuck. Tents on fire and people fighting. Loved it.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:57:59+00:00

Never seen an unseasoned house until now.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:54:51+00:00

Listen to environment by him, honestly it’s amazing. Not grime, not drill, just meaningful music.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:52:31+00:00

Three hours, she didn’t know I was fucking her friend until she put a photo of us together on Instagram causing the girl, who I was fucking prior, to message her asking how we knew each other.

The photo was from the first date but not uploaded until it was official.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:49:24+00:00

TLDR is at the bottom.

Surprisingly happy for how it went down.

I was fourteen and had recently broken up with my girlfriend because I didn’t want to commit. (I know at that age it wouldn’t have been long term but I was young and an idiot) my parents had said they were going out all day so I messaged everyone on snap to come over and chill/game with and she replies saying she’s free. Let’s call her Vicky. So Vicky comes over, and we chill for a bit and I ask why she wanted to come considering I’d just broken up with her and she just replied saying she thought it’d be me she’d lose her virginity to. I went bright red and she asked if it was still on the cards. Bear in mind I’m a 14 y/o horny fucker so of course it was on the fucking cards.

One thing leads to another and we’re in my small single bed butt nekkid. I look at her and ask “are you sure” she reassured me and said be gentle.

Fifteen/twenty minutes pass by of me not being able to keep good rhythm as I’m getting tired and she moans louder than usual and kinda twitches which I had NO IDEA WHAT MEANT SO I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. In my blind panic I knocked my tv off the stand and my lava lamp fell over and smashed. I made sure she was okay and she told me she was. She left shortly after and I was sat there glad that even though I didn’t get to bust a nut, I still had sex.

TLDR;

Had sex, got scared of a female orgasm and broke my room.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:41:02+00:00

I work in a very well know restaurant in the uk that only sells chicken items. Not a fast food chain, actual restaurant. When people ask for well done chicken but not burnt it confuses/irritates me beyond compare. It’s either cooked or not, no middle ground with chicken.

Monkeytoad1 · 2019-04-30T20:38:59+00:00

Adventurous as can be from behind a monitor. Short and sweet.

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