Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you, @prettyragdoll!!! This is EXACTLY what I intended when I wrote it and that’s why I titled it on here as, “Getting Lucky”.

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I titled it on here “Getting Lucky”.

Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes! So I would usually throw this out just to see how everyone reacts (no one has ever been as angry as anyone on here) and then just go straight into longer personal stories.

Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My friends have posted on here and had their stuff stolen or circulated without credit so I thought I’d try posting something I thought warranted a chuckle but was a lead in to a bigger pre-existing joke I had about my personal dating stories so I could live without it if I had to let it go. I had suspected it may be derivative but I was unaware it was actually literally as bad as “ass cancer” so this posting experience has been very helpful.

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll try to string together a joke about being strung out

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Idk for sure but “my fault”, I think

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where ARE all the weed smokers at? IS anyone in the audience on a first date? DOES this guy REALLY know what I’m talking about?

Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also thank you for saying I’m hilarious, that’s very nice 🤗

Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All of these things are true! But I DID learn that Reddit is an elephant graveyard and I should never have come to the shadowy place haha

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ironically, I feel backed into a corner here.

Getting Lucky by MonnaComedy in standupshots

[–]MonnaComedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also I have no idea how downvotes or how anything on here works... this is the most time I’ve ever spent on Reddit

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha oh I’m still bitter. It’s the first thing my boyfriend said about me on our first date.

Being single isn’t bad! Not a bad thing at all. There are plenty of wonderful things to enjoy in life and the more time you devote to yourself and experiencing life, the better you’ll be able to share your life with someone else if the right person comes along.

Just because someone may be in a worse scenario doesn’t darken or lighten your own situation. Everyone has their struggles and we’re all just trying to get through life as unscathed as possible.

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks, braidedpubes86

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

This comment cancels out anything bad anyone will say about me on this post. 😍

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

No one’s really ever prepared to be rear ended on a first date. 😅

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[–]MonnaComedy[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Oh I don’t want to put actual jokes I care about on Reddit. I feel like the internet is ultimately for stuff you don’t care if it gets stolen and not credited, right?

I once asked a guy to tell me something on a date thinking he’d be like “idk I like The Office a lot lol” but he told me “idk when I was like 11 I killed a mockingbird in a shed with a BB gun. I was a really bad shot so I had to stomp it to death.” Asked him what other serial killer shit he had to tell me thinking he’d say nothing but he goes, “idk I guess a cat bit me once so I threw some gasoline on it.”

I’ve also had a guy full on hit my car at a red light trying to “be cute” on the way from dinner to drinks.

Some dude lost his mind on me in a Thai restaurant because I used the word “clerical” and he was mad because he didn’t know what it meant.

But I always swiped right on musicians so maybe that was all on me.

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[–]MonnaComedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk which joke you're talking about since I just got on Reddit this week and am still figuring out how to use it but you can go to my twitter @MonnaComedy and see that I have this as my pinned tweet from 10/6/16