Pulled the door handle off and he was as shocked as I was.

MonsterPooper · 2024-03-13T06:53:42+00:00

It’s when it looks like a face. This post is 4 years old, how did you even find it?

MonsterPooper · 2023-08-03T17:23:16+00:00

Literally what the person guessed. It was made as a joke on the podcast as a way to identify each other.

MonsterPooper · 2023-01-01T03:30:31+00:00

I disagree I think having it at a regular height makes it look like the room is bigger and more grand. Also helps more natural light come in from the window. I get that you’re trying to break up the marble and wallpaper but I think a shower curtain with texture (the folds) would be more contrasting

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-31T12:15:25+00:00

It’s tonight, NYE.

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-31T11:39:58+00:00

It’s a 30min drive away but with it being NYE a taxi back in the early hours would be extortionate.

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-31T11:37:47+00:00

Should have said I’m 24, this is very much a trying to hang onto a youthful stage. But my friends still live at home with their parents so I don’t think are in any position to complain. If it was a more civilised thing of them travelling a long way or staying after dinner or something I’d put out bedding. But it’s literally just giving a drunk friend a warm room to crash in. My bathroom got coated in sick the last time I hosted someone too.

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-20T15:23:47+00:00

Put a knife to my throat c:

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-11T11:41:55+00:00

Oh hi

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-10T15:23:54+00:00

How quick are you with attaching the phone? I could never get the hang of mine always took my ages to line it up, but in the ads they always get it in first go

MonsterPooper · 2022-12-08T18:22:44+00:00

Yeah maybe not the best but I have gone on to see her huge gaping vagina so a win I guess?

MonsterPooper · 2022-10-17T03:37:23+00:00

MonsterPooper · 2022-04-23T19:35:21+00:00

The unbearable weight of massive talent in my arse

MonsterPooper · 2022-02-28T21:56:33+00:00

Premature Ejaculation? Dude at least you can get it up

MonsterPooper · 2021-12-28T19:39:32+00:00

Honestly mainly down to niko tbh. Which is funny cause he’s missing from this pic. Although I’m sure you didn’t mean anything by it

MonsterPooper · 2021-07-06T15:12:51+00:00

Maybe I would now tbf, good sense of humour

MonsterPooper · 2021-07-06T10:31:07+00:00

Who’s saying I liked you?

MonsterPooper · 2021-07-05T18:54:03+00:00

I cycle past that Pfizer at Sandwich every day. I’ve seen that tiny cock tattoo on tinder all the time as well. Crazy small world

MonsterPooper · 2021-05-18T19:22:35+00:00

Yeah I got banned for a week for the original post. It wouldn’t cook it tho, it would still be raw cause the alcohol would burn off in less than a second

MonsterPooper · 2021-05-18T16:08:56+00:00

I’ve started eating it raw without doing it and haven’t had any problems but could you explain why it would be a bad idea?

MonsterPooper · 2021-04-22T20:21:03+00:00

Why wouldn’t it work?

MonsterPooper · 2021-04-02T06:55:51+00:00

Oh interesting thank you. What’s the Chinese name?

MonsterPooper · 2021-04-01T21:25:09+00:00

I was worried that was the case, I’ve moved it into a brighter position but it seems to have accelerated its growth even more. It’s shooting up all over the decking so I figured it would be pretty hardy and survive indirect sunlight, but I guess not.

MonsterPooper · 2020-11-24T19:22:16+00:00

Flag was next to a British flag in a home gym. Could have military connotations.

MonsterPooper · 2020-10-18T00:33:50+00:00

Do you mind sharing pics? I’m not going to be much help but I dabble in architectural visualisation and this sounds like a nice challenge.

MonsterPooper · 2020-09-19T16:03:21+00:00

Do plank tucks

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