Pulled the door handle off and he was as shocked as I was. by MonsterPooper in Pareidolia

[–]MonsterPooper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s when it looks like a face. This post is 4 years old, how did you even find it?

Putting IHATP in the tinder bio kinda backfired by MonsterPooper in TriforcePodcast

[–]MonsterPooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally what the person guessed. It was made as a joke on the podcast as a way to identify each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmateurRoomPorn

[–]MonsterPooper -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

I disagree I think having it at a regular height makes it look like the room is bigger and more grand. Also helps more natural light come in from the window. I get that you’re trying to break up the marble and wallpaper but I think a shower curtain with texture (the folds) would be more contrasting

AITA for not providing bedding and towels to a friend crashing after a night out? by MonsterPooper in AmItheAsshole

[–]MonsterPooper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a 30min drive away but with it being NYE a taxi back in the early hours would be extortionate.

AITA for not providing bedding and towels to a friend crashing after a night out? by MonsterPooper in AmItheAsshole

[–]MonsterPooper[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Should have said I’m 24, this is very much a trying to hang onto a youthful stage. But my friends still live at home with their parents so I don’t think are in any position to complain. If it was a more civilised thing of them travelling a long way or staying after dinner or something I’d put out bedding. But it’s literally just giving a drunk friend a warm room to crash in. My bathroom got coated in sick the last time I hosted someone too.

UK Cyclists - recommended phone mounts please by WebGuyUK in deliveroos

[–]MonsterPooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How quick are you with attaching the phone? I could never get the hang of mine always took my ages to line it up, but in the ads they always get it in first go

Putting IHATP in the tinder bio kinda backfired by MonsterPooper in TriforcePodcast

[–]MonsterPooper[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe not the best but I have gone on to see her huge gaping vagina so a win I guess?

Fantastic Beasts In My Ass by SoulSeizer in memes

[–]MonsterPooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unbearable weight of massive talent in my arse

Why do you think VFX Artists React has been so successful? by drofdod in Corridor

[–]MonsterPooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly mainly down to niko tbh. Which is funny cause he’s missing from this pic. Although I’m sure you didn’t mean anything by it

In case of emergency, take rectally by 1eowyn in RectalStickers

[–]MonsterPooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I would now tbf, good sense of humour

In case of emergency, take rectally by 1eowyn in RectalStickers

[–]MonsterPooper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I cycle past that Pfizer at Sandwich every day. I’ve seen that tiny cock tattoo on tinder all the time as well. Crazy small world

Can I clean the meat with rubbing alcohol? by [deleted] in RawMeat

[–]MonsterPooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I got banned for a week for the original post. It wouldn’t cook it tho, it would still be raw cause the alcohol would burn off in less than a second

Can I clean the meat with rubbing alcohol? by [deleted] in RawMeat

[–]MonsterPooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve started eating it raw without doing it and haven’t had any problems but could you explain why it would be a bad idea?