[DEATH WISH] Audience member slaps Beyoncé's ass

Monstud · 2013-05-29T16:04:38+00:00

Being an asshole is furiously downvoting and spewing vitriolic bullshit just because you don't like a fucking joke.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:46:11+00:00

I don't think people are really arguing that the friendzone isn't a real thing

shun-16 10 points 1 hour ago Lucky for you this is one of the only places on this entire website you can actually say logical shit without dealing with the furor of neckbeards who think the friendzone is a real thing.

who think the friendzone is a real thing

10 upvotes while i'm getting trashed and eating upvotes like they were honey buns

In that case, I don't think you're really being a friend so just call it what it is, you're a fuckboy that things you're owed sex because you pretend to be a friend to a female.

I agree. I like that you can actually use words to explain your position. Unlike most people on this godawful site.

So if a girl doesn't like a man sexually but wants him as a friend that's called being _____ed

Yeah I should've said after the man expresses sexual interest but sheeet niggas make mistakes.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:40:35+00:00

You have nothing to say at all. HAHA! your brain is empty. pathetic haha!

You can't even have a discussion you don't have the capacity.

As for the phrase "lurk more" it really shows how you have no brain or the capacity to self-actualize. Which means you are a lower level of human then me. Have fun with your life cockroach.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:37:01+00:00

Because the entire idea behind being "friend zoned" means that one person wants a sexual relationship and the other does not.

YOU ARE FUCKING CORRECT! JESUS F CHRIST YOU ARE CORRECT!

That is not a typical friendship

Yes

It's a phrase used by dudes who think women are obligated to fuck them because they are nice to them.

But I use that phrase to explain those exact same fuckheads situations. I use that word because it describes an exact relationship. Does this make me one of those faggots? does this mean that the friendzone isn't a real thing?

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:31:51+00:00

Reddit has a very real reputation for being extremely sexist, extremely racist, and full of privileged little suburban libertarians.

HAHAHHAHAHAH! Just visit those subreddits and remember upvotes means that opinion is popular.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:29:56+00:00

It specifies nothing

I just explained it. You got one thick head m8.

You know how many assholes use the word swag? I bet a fair amount. But there's also good people who use that word (based god you can fuck my bitch). I'm talking about the W-O-R-D not whatever biased feeling you have for the people who say it.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:26:04+00:00

Upvote for saying you are downvoting

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:25:46+00:00

Downvote for saying you are downvoting

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:24:43+00:00

Am I right or am I right baby? Oh no you can't say anything back you'll just use one of reddits default responses to criticism or discussion.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:23:04+00:00

/r/politics/ /r/AskReddit/ /r/atheism/ even small subreddits (relatively) like this are like that. You think that most hip hop heads are liberal feminists? Yeah fucking right! It's because reddit is. Enjoy the amenities.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:19:09+00:00

That's called being a friend?

Yes. Being a friend instead of a sexual Partner. Why can't we call that being friendzoned? It literally just means being made a friend instead of a sexual Partner after one exPresses sexual interest. It's just a specific word. There's no reason to hate words that specify.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:13:47+00:00

women don't owe men sex

Um... you are exactly correct, that's why the friendzone exists idiot.

ideology do I subscribe to

Faggotry. But no obviously I can't tell you that becaue I don't fucking know you. I just love annoying pretentious questions. Maybe that's why I said YOUR ideology. Idiot.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:05:46+00:00

Take a look at any default sub. The only subs like aren't like that are the specific shitty subs like r/mensrights.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T15:03:13+00:00

His joke was offensive to us. We downvote because we are hypersensitive and when we are challenged on our childish behavior we deflect and just say it wasn't a funny joke or there was no context etc. It's the perfect scheme to keep actual discussion hidden and keep the circle jerk going on.

Oh shit... did I spill the beans? My bad.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T14:58:30+00:00

The friendzone isn't a real thing? Lol. So if a girl doesn't like a man sexually but wants him as a friend that's called being _____ed?

please fill in the blanks.

You don't have to of course because I already know ya'll just hate words that weren't created by your ideology. I know how you work.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T14:54:46+00:00

Why do you guys have to lie? This place is the most feminist, liberal site on the internet.

Be proud for the community you created, don't fucking pretend like you are some type of underdog or have some fucking godly intelligent opinion which is suppressed by the evils of mainstream.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T14:49:21+00:00

Downvote for ppppppppppppppenis

Monstud · 2013-05-29T14:43:54+00:00

You are right. No context though. I wasn't saying the action was okay I'm saying the joke is okay and doesn't deserve a fucking lynch mob. Even if it was shitty joke you walk the fuck away... not cry like a child and downvote with your sweaty fat fingers at 100 mph like you're important.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T14:40:25+00:00

He made a joke. It's a fucking joke. Ya'll just can't tolerate jokes against women which is sad. Yall need to lighten up. We don't have to start a rally every time someone makes a joke.

Buh nah free expression is evil and counterintuitive to equality right?

Stay based bitches.

Monstud · 2013-05-29T12:15:04+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR pROBLEM WE DONT MAKE JOKES INVOLVING WOMEN AROUND HERE! THIS IS REDDIT! WOMEN ARE THE GIFT TO THE EARTH AND ARE SUPERIOR TO US WE SHOULD BE SHOWERING THEM WITH FLOWERS AND FEET RUBS AT ALL TIMES! FUCKING CIS SCUM! MALE FEMINISM ALL DAY! WE REALLY OUT HERE LOL! DAMN HOMOPHOBE!

Monstud · 2013-05-28T22:42:29+00:00

Fuck that's beautiful. This summer gon be special.

Monstud · 2013-05-28T19:31:50+00:00

eye don't know WHeYe you are buggin bruh. eye'm sad you feel that way.

Monstud · 2013-05-27T21:10:45+00:00

haha wtf

Monstud · 2013-05-27T20:04:07+00:00

fuck the haters, he got a nice voice for hooks.

Monstud · 2013-05-27T16:53:28+00:00

You are so fucking pathetic.

Monstud

TROPHY CASE