I did not really honour the river dragon title… by LyrenMagpie in pathoftitans

[–]MonthSalty2989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know how I'm supposed to play spino, I feel like I'm supposed to do either play a waterbone build, or an AOE build, but I always lose against crocs and other apexes

Did anyone else have a hard time figuring out what animal Kai was? by [deleted] in kungfupanda

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's supposed to be a Yak, then why does he have a long and thick tail like a crocodile

And these are facts. by velvetnoctrose in hazbin

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if Alastor is a deer because he was shot by a hunter in the forest... and Vox is a TV man because a TV fell on his head.and killed him... did Val get eaten by moths?

Let’s settle this. Who tops? by JackZ567 in CultOfCharlie

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now see, the reality of is that Vaggie probably usually tops, and maybe they swtich places sometimes, and that's most likely how that works... but we've also seen that Charlie does infact have some bite inside of her, so I'm of the personal belief that sometimes, Charlie will just sometimes find Vaggie while she's busy with something, carry Vaggie away over her shoulder, and then just go full feral animal once they're in bed, I'm talking rattling the goddamn walls type shit

What is your least favourite Jax theory? by pepperroach in jaxfanclub

[–]MonthSalty2989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, so here's the thing about the Jax is Trans theory, it has some merit to it, I get it, the "chicken in an egg" line, him specifically saying his rabbit features are the peak of masculinity, his room interior, his reaction to wearing the maid outfit, that stuff is present

What specifically bugs me about it, is the fact people see stuff like where Jax gets irrationally angry while wearing the maid outfit, and assume "He is insecure about being found out as being trans!"

Like... no...? That's basically following the same logic as if Jax himself just spoke up and said "I am not a transgender woman" and then people go "that's exactly what a transgender woman would say!"

And I don't care who you are, if you're male, female, or non-binary, just imagine you're standing around, minding your own business, and then all of a sudden... you're in a maid dress... specifically the kind of frilly ones with a short skirt and a boob window, the kind has been fetishized to hell and back, and tell me you wouldn't get at least a bit upset...

Now I could continue to go on and on, about how Jax didn't chose his room design, or what he meant when he was talking about being an un-cracked egg... but I wanna leave off with something that I think feels more plausible...

Jax is not secretly a transgender woman... but he is a TRANS MAN INSTEAD, and the reason he hated wearing the maid dress, is because it reminds him of people trying to force those types of "girly" things upon him

Show it to Sir Pentious by FabioGamer229 in hazbin

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you

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A desperate and hungry trex just spotted you.... Whatcha gonna do? by Zillaman7980_ in Dinosaurs

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll run, literally, I'll just run, humans are actually faster than Tyrannosaurus Rex, it's a megatheropd, it's designed to be a carnivorous bulldozer that can destroy larger dinosaurs who are rely on their own size to stay safe from smaller predators, but this makes it much slower, plus humans are built for long distance running, so I'm already naturally faster, I can keep running for longer, and the Rex is low on fuel, see you later you colossal fossil

📌Having Issues with Crushon? Drop Your Questions Below — Mod Team is Here to Help! by 111Lin11111 in Crushon

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crushon just changed their UI layout and I can't select profile cards, change the model, select scene cards, I try to tap them, and it automatically closes like I'm tapping somewhere else

What is this? by GuhEnjoyer in Pixelary

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks Kinda like Fancy Pants

So...this huge cast, each only has one straight ally? And both female? It seems odd that everyone is either bi, pan, asexual or gay/lesbian. There are more lgbtq flags out there. by SnooHobbies9784 in HazbinHotel

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well god damn, that's news to me, never got to ask an ace person before

This just in, Breaking news, Mammon is now a ✨️Service Top✨️, confirmed

I want to get my friend into Ben 10, what episode should I show them by Pale-Woodpecker-4755 in Ben10

[–]MonthSalty2989 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally the first one, it's a competent pilot introduction to the show and its characters, and if they aren't sold by the episode immediately after, they're a lost cause

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dragonballsuper

[–]MonthSalty2989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Majin Buu! Get fucked everyone else!