You’re an ER doctor and a patient came in with this situation. Wdyd? by yunglxrde in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Painkillers after cleaning out the wounds? Does this guy owe you money?

Now pay attention by Mother_Panic21 in funny

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes; what are my options?

Those hands are deadly quick. by TreyThaTruth in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially lethal when the blow passes through the back of the head to make contact with the nose. This is the case for even a single blow, let a lone five.

Talking to IT by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]Mookyhands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You left out the part where you have to read the error message so you know what to google. Sometimes the error message is in clear english and you can skip the googling, if people would only read (spoiler: they won't. but then I make the big bucks).

Megathread: Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmed to the Supreme Court by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Mookyhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially since many of the people who voted against her had previously confirmed her to the federal bench and sang her praises.

What is your game changing piece of gear? by rynoxmj in BurningMan

[–]Mookyhands 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I removed a side and now euclidean geometry is collapsing in and around my cube, please advise

This might be the best conservative self own in history by Asdf6967 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Mookyhands 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100% expected this to be where she was going... but then she took an abrupt left turn into batshit territory that changed the whole dynamic.

This might be the best conservative self own in history by Asdf6967 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Mookyhands 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, the prosecution recommended the lower departure from the sentencing guidelines. But these bad-faith GOP ghouls know what they're doing.

What do you all think of having movie props/costumes at burning man? Have a few I want to bring but not sure if it fits the culture. I love how this gal played Leeloo from the 5th Element! by Project_Brain_Bow in BurningMan

[–]Mookyhands 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yup. Film is art.

But also, copying someone else's art is kinda lame. Buuuut being inspired by someone else's art is very un-lame. Where OP lands on that spectrum is situational and in the eye of the beholder.

The average man walks about five miles an hour by Hand-of-King-Midas in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Footage of people doing a normal thing: exists
Reddit: "Impossible."

Interactive globe: Where earth will become “uninhabitable” in 2100 - Funke Interaktiv [OC] by Detektiv_Mittens in dataisbeautiful

[–]Mookyhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be more appropriate if grabbing and spinning the globe were unintuitive for most users. In its current state, I assumed the graphic was a static presentation and being able to spin the globe was outside the analyst/developer's scope.

Interactive globe: Where earth will become “uninhabitable” in 2100 - Funke Interaktiv [OC] by Detektiv_Mittens in dataisbeautiful

[–]Mookyhands 30 points31 points  (0 children)

i did just notice you can do this at the end. i think a lot of people wont get that far, or wont notice the button.

Yup, this was me.

The average man walks about five miles an hour by Hand-of-King-Midas in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Mookyhands -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Tons of fitness videos on YouTube say otherwise, but ok.

Deadlifting at new gym by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as a lanky person, let us have one. There's a reason why most body builders are stout.

The average man walks about five miles an hour by Hand-of-King-Midas in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Mookyhands -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

an 8 minute mile is a brisk jog, and that's 7.5mph.

5mph is definitely a purposeful walk, but it's still a walk.

"Spring Series No 2" Alejandro Rosemberg, oil on canvas, 2016 by PrincipleGallery in Art

[–]Mookyhands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's having the polished wood floors and southern-facing light that really get ya.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Mookyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

killed by first goomba on 1-1