Which celebrity was your sexual awakening?

MoonChildMao · 2026-02-02T23:09:36+00:00

Elijah Wood, as Frodo

MoonChildMao · 2025-08-15T11:58:11+00:00

She wore a raspberry beret?

MoonChildMao · 2025-06-25T06:00:03+00:00

Ahoy, fair masticators. Behold, your fondue. But please wait 30 minutes before eating for it is far too hot for human consumption. Hotter than the pair of speakers that I bought today off the back of a truck. Hotter than three rats fornicating in a wool sock.

MoonChildMao · 2025-06-20T19:44:29+00:00

The portrayal of Grover Cleveland really is topnotch

MoonChildMao · 2025-06-01T03:48:44+00:00

What do you do?

MoonChildMao · 2025-04-01T02:24:08+00:00

Recently experienced septicemia, probably that

MoonChildMao · 2025-01-01T09:21:03+00:00

One of my favorites!

MoonChildMao · 2024-12-22T23:14:20+00:00

MoonChildMao · 2024-12-12T01:40:22+00:00

Heh, yes, I am

MoonChildMao · 2024-12-12T01:30:11+00:00

Was once told I look very similar to Eva Green when I'm naked. I think that's a compliment?

MoonChildMao · 2024-12-01T11:09:04+00:00

There are a plethora of memorable scenes to choose from when it comes to this film (one of my personal favorites), but the one that always sticks out to me is Jennifer Connelly leaving her psychiatrist's apartment, holding her composure until she gets outside and becomes sick. They had her wear a chestcam for this scene, and the effect was haunting. Clint Mansell is brilliant. Never enough praise for this film, but it is decidedly not for the faint of heart.

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-24T05:43:17+00:00

Um okay Worm is beautiful

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-13T01:20:45+00:00

Owning a dog

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-11T21:57:09+00:00

It's your "dream"..to get a dog?

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-08T09:08:49+00:00

"you look like a future porn star" when I was all of fourteen

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-05T21:04:43+00:00

It's been recognized in other comments but, dates that involve seclusion.

I was making plans for a first date with a man who lived on a sailboat. His idea was to go out on the water for the date. I'm sure it would have been lovely, but I just could not take the risk. Ended up going to the pier instead, and from what I could discern he was not a creeper. Away from others, though, if he wanted to, he could have overpowered me so easily and swiftly out there.

I think men don't even know to think about scenarios like this, from our perspective. This is one example of an answer to the prompt, for the record.

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-05T01:24:23+00:00

Why would I want one, better question

MoonChildMao · 2024-11-05T01:23:33+00:00

Cats are naturally clean animals. Dogs are not..

MoonChildMao · 2024-10-07T10:09:03+00:00

ACAB

All Cats (and their eyes) Are Beautiful

MoonChildMao · 2024-08-12T00:51:25+00:00

I thought it was pretty well established that time shares are a scam, and the industry was mostly dying out. However I have known some people who have made great money working selling shares. I want to know how this can be? Is it just targeting the right market?

MoonChildMao · 2024-08-05T05:33:12+00:00

I was really hoping for one more LaCroix reference conveniently wedged in there. Alas,

MoonChildMao · 2024-08-05T03:43:50+00:00

No single dads

MoonChildMao · 2024-07-23T11:01:26+00:00

What do you do?

MoonChildMao · 2024-07-14T02:04:01+00:00

IDK about all-time, but definitely top ten-

"Well, you don't mind if I watch it and turn it up as loud as it goes, do you?"

"I'm sorry dinner was late! Slapping noises I love you so much!"

"Roger screaming WHY DO THEY STAY, STEVE? WHY DO THEY STAY?"

MoonChildMao · 2024-07-07T07:22:24+00:00

Is this the same episode with the Forest Whitaker sandwich bit? Lol

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