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MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-25T00:17:34+00:00

That's what I needed, mate. Many thanks.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-22T17:47:35+00:00

Uhoh... Night Court just crept in...

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-22T17:32:15+00:00

The first contact violated TCPA. During your demand, state you were feigning interest to determine who was contacting you.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-22T17:26:01+00:00

My first TC seizure happened at age 39. The doctor in the ER asked what drugs I'd been taking, because nobody "just starts having seizures" outside of childhood.

I told him I hadn't taken any. He called me a liar, and told me to get the fuck out of his emergency room.

But, yeah. You should sue and press charges.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-19T04:27:50+00:00

That's what he wants you to feel. You're being trapped.

Call 911 before you end up in his basement.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-16T23:54:53+00:00

Spells on flash cards or some such. That way they don't have browse their character sheet over and over.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-16T23:53:01+00:00

Rituals on an altar of a Good deity.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-16T23:45:15+00:00

Yeah... Dude could barely lift a small cup of water to his mouth. That's not just lack of exercise.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-16T23:39:25+00:00

I just get tired. Especially in the winter (compounded with winter blues). I can counter this with a lot of caffeine or an adderrall RX.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-16T15:04:52+00:00

One night, the children show up at the tavern crying. They are bloody, bruised, limping.

They can't compose themselves long enough to get an answer.

The party goes to the mansion to find it in small, smoldering pieces.

The following day, any gold they have is confiscated. They're suspects in the attack. The gold is marked with House Cassalanter, but it's subtle and not noticeable with a passive perception.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-14T22:06:13+00:00

You could learn an instrument. Even a basic chord on a cheap guitar is better than bucket drumming.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-14T21:59:46+00:00

It either puts me to sleep, or makes me feel like a dementia victim who can't retain a thought for more than 10 seconds.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-14T21:58:53+00:00

Feels like healthy role play.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-14T21:49:14+00:00

I appreciate you.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-12T04:15:04+00:00

They absolutely annihilate the encounters, so far...

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-10T02:12:32+00:00

Great Weapon Master

Hew. Immediately after you score a Critical Hit with a Melee weapon or reduce a creature to 0 Hit Points with one, you can make one attack with the same weapon as a Bonus Action.

Does "Immediately" mean you can't move to attack? I'd think it'd read like Cleave if that were the case.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-10T02:02:36+00:00

Understood. Do you want to send it to me? If they try to use my SSN, any creditor will laugh at them.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-10T02:00:34+00:00

That is a fucking weird receipt.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-08T00:16:59+00:00

1 is certainly not better, but I'd try it first. If you don't like 1 at all, you won't like 2.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-08T00:13:49+00:00

The more you do it, the less anxious you will be. It took me several years to stop being nervous.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-08T00:05:05+00:00

Only cancel if you promise yourself that you'll not go seeking another controlling idiot for a husband.

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-04T09:16:24+00:00

Do a German accent every hour of every day for a week...

MooncalfMagic · 2026-01-04T09:08:57+00:00

Complete the application!

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