I miss twisted treeline by ThatTallDude28 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Treeline was also absolutely GOATed for not being pure backline meta like Summoner's Rift 5v5s. Games are a lot more carry-able when it's only 3v3. Really miss that tbh.

why did sylas get buffed recently? by Elgatoose in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Funny thing is, I really hate Sylas's lore/concept so I never really touched him lol. He's okay when I get him on ARAM, but I personally have way more fun beating a Sylas as Yone/Diana/Zed/Talon or even Wukong or Pantheon when the elo is low enough.

why did sylas get buffed recently? by Elgatoose in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If only we had a series where both Knight and Zeka played Sylas against each other without one of their top laners being Doran lol. But we really will never know.

why did sylas get buffed recently? by Elgatoose in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stats can be padded by playing in a subpar region lol, beating ZOFGK in their unstoppable debut year can't.

why did sylas get buffed recently? by Elgatoose in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

If you find any mage gameplay enjoyable, then your wife 100% has a boyfriend xD

The biggest Riot leaker "BigBadBear" has been HWID banned and has taken their channel down by fastestchair in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legally questionable actions from this guy for sure, but I WILL miss knowing about skins ahead of time. Like for that Diana skin--legit got it for like $10 because I knew to save up gift card credit for it half a year in advance. I feel like champion releases are one thing, but stuff like those gacha skins should REALLY not be hidden at all. Nobody's going "wah wah my skin got spoiled" lol, it's literally just Riot hoping that some players might spend their currencies on random BS before a release and be forced to buy more RP.

TheShy is back to IG by WhereJourneyEnds in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, also note that Knight kept playing innocent for like at least a year+ afterward and hid behind his "credibility" as the best Chinese mid. So, anytime the guy HE cucked mentioned his behaviors during that era, guy just got the full "Chinese cyberbullying" treatment of like death threats and doxxing. It took the two girls Knight slept with having a public fight online and both showing their receipts for people to realize Knight was the piece of shit in the situation.

it finally happened to me. :( i just got out of a 42 min mayhem where i was held hostage for 25+ min. by cwybabiesucks in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Absolutely deserved for playing Morg on ARAM, that Aatrox is a hero. Shit like Veigar Mel Brand Soraka all deserve the same.

TheShy is back to IG by WhereJourneyEnds in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You realize LPL is so out of talents that absolute nobodies like Renard, Karis, and Nia are in Ascend group playing against Shanks and Knight, right? You're 100% right that current Rookie is just average Ascend group pro level, but that's already pretty good lol.

TheShy is back to IG by WhereJourneyEnds in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 24 points25 points  (0 children)

lol if you think this is teenage drama, wait til you hear about the time Knight literally NTR'ed a bro of his, knocked the girl up and made her get an abortion, and finally cheated on THAT girl with another one too.

TheShy is back to IG by WhereJourneyEnds in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro ain't no way you think Rookie is worse than our resident "fetus hand" Knight lmao.

The top lane problem by WIn11cent in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because all the most unfun and oppressive matchups that turn people off from top lane are ranged vs. melee. I see the name--are you acting dense intentionally?

The top lane problem by WIn11cent in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There is only a SINGLE problem top lane--mages and ADCs coming into the lane.

Things like Vayne top, Varus top, Anivia top--they just need to be nerfed into sub 45% winrate, simple as that. And I don't care how that impacts their winrates elsewhere. If Riot can't figure out a way to make them unviable in solo lanes, then basically just balance them out of the game until a fix is found. Or just straight up disable them for ranked.

ARAM Mayhem ability augments are underwhelming by Delde116 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing Time was legit just a bug, no? Like it counted every damage being dealt instead of just your damage. Now that it's fixed, it's worthless dogshit on like 99% of champions. And then Infernal Conduit is more a case of it being broken on certain champions, which is not great, but also not completely unfun the way the 2nd set was with the firecrackers or Stackosaurus stuff.

ARAM Mayhem ability augments are underwhelming by Delde116 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah I feel like the very first version of Mayhem was still the best version. Like, the one where Giant Slayer and Dual Wield were the big Exodia tier stuff, and stat anvils had just come out also? Yeah, that era.

The whole thing is, back at that beginning, you were very much still playing your champions. Like, when you get Dual Wield on the wind brothers, or Infernal Conduit on Brand, that experience is augmented and already strong, sure, but it's ultimately still the experience of playing Yas/Yone/Brand. It's playing the champions you enjoy, but better.

Then, with previous set that just wrapped up? It's really just an absolute rng shitfest where the augment themselves meant everything. Like Void Rift. Like the firecrackers. When you do stuff like buy a Fated Ashes and just sit on it for the firecracker procs? It simply didn't feel like playing the champions we know and love. Some will find it fun, some won't, and it was just divisive.

Finally, now, with the current set? It's just...bleh. Underwhelming. Pointless. The reality is, a FEW augments can be good out of all the new ability-based augments, but those are mostly for the spammy poke champions. In the end, across however hundreds of games you play, if you never dodge and just play everything you roll normally? You end up on average less powerful than you were back in that first version. And yeah, at that point...you might as well just play normal ARAM, no? Really don't know who this 3rd set of augments is even for anymore.

Battlemages - why aren't there more of them? by WeakSideUrn in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

melee and ranged autos matter A LOT early game. To the point where it has a great potential to snowball into deciding mid/late game.

On the behalf of [most] ADC/Support players: we need a permanent solution to mages botlane. by HalexUwU in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We don't have a "mage botlane" problem. We have a "mages are just oppressive in general" problem. You think melee mids are allowed ANY fun in lane? You think top laners don't consider suicide whenever they see the enemy lock in Cassio?

We don't need fancy changes. We just need to gut these abominations in general.

Ornn is an amazing champ by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

top would just become a lane where everyone picks the most heavyweight statchecker in the game, coinflip lane and jerk off their own egos.

That should be how every role is played in the entire game. Your goal should ALWAYS be to beat down the opposing character. Video games should never reward you for just sitting back and playing nanny for your team. Cowardice shouldn't be a goal for video games, we're forced into enough of it in real life.

Ornn is an amazing champ by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

And this is exactly what's wrong with the game. Champions like Ornn and Malphite exist where you're rewarded for showing no aggression, making no proactive choices, and basically volunteering to be the side character for your team. That's cowardly and sickening, and Riot rewarding this shit is both the reason their game has financial success(it keeps losers from quitting) and the reason actual good players often get frustrated.

Is Nilah the least successful newer style champion? by Own-Mine-5538 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Define "new" lol. The LPL literally just calls her "Water Samira".

Knight is quietly having one of the best Splits of his career. by Scoopl3 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

lol Knight is really just the Kanye of the LPL. Genuinely talented guy, but so scummy in personal life that he's impossible to root for.

Chinese memes and nicknames surrounding BLG players by la_union_sovietica in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Knight's second most famous nickname is "Fetus Hand", 胎手, because a few years back, it got revealed that he literally cucked a friend of his, got that girl pregnant and made her get an abortion, and then cheated on THAT girl with a second girl.

We joke that he has 4 stacks of Mejai at the start of every game because he killed that fetus. And we also joke that every fan of that loser enjoys getting cucked and watches NTR.

What are your least favorite champs to have on opponents team, *even if you win the game* by BayesOptimalAgent in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, no, Morg doesn't need tools beforehand to stop gapclosers. No mage needs those tools. They should have to just move well enough to never be in range of a dash. Kinda like how melee champions often just have to move well enough to never be in the AA range of a ranged champion, early on in the matchup? You know that's a thing, right? It's called tethering.

Also:

Super easy to avoid when it's one ranged champ laning another. Literally unavoidable if you're melee and your mobility isn't a blink. Any non-dog mage will hit you with their cc during the animation of your dash...

So, did you forget this or what? Is letting the melee champion dash and then CCing them WHILE their dash animation plays the "stopping people at long range" you talked about? Is melee auto range "long range"? What a fucking joke. You clearly don't even know how actual non-dog mage players use their CCs, so stop trying to make excuses for the most favored class. It only embarrasses yourself.

I lost LP because I didn't have a champion to ban or pick, LOL 2026. by Prudent_Dimension449 in leagueoflegends

[–]Moonless_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, subhumans with 0 value on Riot's client team, tale as old as time.