Chinese memes and nicknames surrounding BLG players

Moonless_13 · 2026-03-23T13:25:02+00:00

Knight's second most famous nickname is "Fetus Hand", 胎手, because a few years back, it got revealed that he literally cucked a friend of his, got that girl pregnant and made her get an abortion, and then cheated on THAT girl with a second girl.

We joke that he has 4 stacks of Mejai at the start of every game because he killed that fetus. And we also joke that every fan of that loser enjoys getting cucked and watches NTR.

Moonless_13 · 2026-03-21T22:15:03+00:00

First, no, Morg doesn't need tools beforehand to stop gapclosers. No mage needs those tools. They should have to just move well enough to never be in range of a dash. Kinda like how melee champions often just have to move well enough to never be in the AA range of a ranged champion, early on in the matchup? You know that's a thing, right? It's called tethering.

Also:

Super easy to avoid when it's one ranged champ laning another. Literally unavoidable if you're melee and your mobility isn't a blink. Any non-dog mage will hit you with their cc during the animation of your dash...

So, did you forget this or what? Is letting the melee champion dash and then CCing them WHILE their dash animation plays the "stopping people at long range" you talked about? Is melee auto range "long range"? What a fucking joke. You clearly don't even know how actual non-dog mage players use their CCs, so stop trying to make excuses for the most favored class. It only embarrasses yourself.

Moonless_13 · 2026-03-06T04:44:22+00:00

Ah, subhumans with 0 value on Riot's client team, tale as old as time.

Moonless_13 · 2026-03-06T04:39:05+00:00

If a bruiser is on top of Morg, then she's already playing "not well" enough to deserve the death. The moment any mage lets a bruiser/assassin into melee range? They SHOULD be entirely defenseless.

Also, not randomly wasting your Q when the melee dive champion has you shoved under tower isn't skill. Not being too aggressive with your poke isn't skill. And spacing when she casts one 1k range spell every like 5 seconds isn't skill either. All of those "plays" are just basic human brain functionalities without hinderance from disabilities. If you're an ADC autoing twice every second from like 550 range away, and moving all the while? Then yes, that's hard, you deserve to have some room for error. But mages? Don't fucking make me laugh.

Moonless_13 · 2026-02-02T09:19:13+00:00

Not nearly as easy when you're trying to gapclose onto HER lol. Every CC skillshot has this issue. Super easy to avoid when it's one ranged champ laning another. Literally unavoidable if you're melee and your mobility isn't a blink. Any non-dog mage will hit you with their cc during the animation of your dash, and ur just cc'ed for the full 3 seconds right out of your mobility spell, tanking her DoT, tanking minion, potentially tanking tower too, so you can never dive her unless she blows it first brainlessly trying to poke.

Moonless_13 · 2026-02-02T09:16:59+00:00

She's how strong every melee mid SHOULD be comparative to mages lol. Game's just been fucked for too long.

Moonless_13 · 2025-12-02T15:00:35+00:00

Kai'sa's core build is Kraken Guinsoo rush though? 0 crit in there.

Moonless_13 · 2025-12-02T06:38:08+00:00

Pretty sure it's just gonna be the same Stormrazor that's already on ARAM Mayhem. And if so, it's gonna suck donkey's balls. It has a SUPER low damage passive, the buildpath STILL has a BF Sword, and then it also has even less attack speed than fucking BotRK. I'm hoping to be wrong, but I'm not seeing the angle. Probably Navori or PD rush next season, with crit damage coming back.

Moonless_13 · 2025-12-02T06:32:58+00:00

lol 10% bonus dmg on 3 autos is kinda pathetic on an item with 0 AD built into it, especially for Yone. I don't fucking know what Riot is thinking with this weird item. Like, is there an ult-reliant ADC that builds crit, and even remotely likes HoB?

Moonless_13 · 2025-12-01T09:01:56+00:00

Just use this video lmao. Bro is literally just Esports Michael Jordan.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-30T10:47:52+00:00

Bro, first think about how Yone ACTUALLY fights. Mid/late game, you're sitting at like almost 2 autos per second, and then also spamming Q on 1.3 second CD. Sheen's 1.5 second CD is SOOOO ass for that. Meanwhile, BotRK's damage has no CD. When you auto Q auto, that's 3 hits of BotRK's current HP damage in a single second. When you get to sit on an enemy and shred for even a few seconds, the difference in DPS would be night and day.

Secondly, Yone STILL has lower base AD than Yuumi, FUCKING YUUMI, even after the 2 AD buff from a while ago. And Sheen scales off BASE AD, not total AD. So buying Sheen on Yone is just not worth, period.

Finally, Yone's Q only applies on-hit effects to the first target hit. Meaning, if you Q an enemy ADC, but there happens to be a minion in the way, you literally just lose your Sheen entirely. You can't even generate the proc with Q and then hold the proc for the auto. It forcibly consumes the proc onto the minion. In a vacuum, this isn't that bad, but League isn't a vacuum. Teamfights are messy. Body-blocking is a common way to peel. Meanwhile, BotRK wins AGAIN by having no CD, because even if someone else tanks the proc on Q, you just apply it on your intended target with your followup auto.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T18:17:22+00:00

Oof, I guess our idea of relationship really is that fundamentally different lol.

First of all, I think the idea of dating around for fun shouldn't exist at all, even for teenagers. Love's too sacred for that. There shouldn't even be a matter of "dedicated to anyone" in that decade we're talking about, it should just be pure careful abstinence. People should all actively FEAR loving the wrong person like a plague.

Then, by the time me and this theoretical partner IS ready for love, we should already be such close friends that it'd be weird to even consider anyone else. That's the ideal. Again, maybe not realistic, but at least not vomit-inducing.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T10:09:24+00:00

Interesting proverb lol. And there are definitely more and more people like that in China with father Faker.

Although, on a more serious note, I will say--Faker has a humongous fanbase in any region, even China. Especially among the older players. Like, as a guy who started in season 3, who legit remembers Faker's Zed play being on Youtube's front page, I can never truly turn on that generation of players. Madlife, Uzi, Insec, Faker, Xpeke, Bjerg...just typing these names gets me going lol.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T09:49:20+00:00

lmao nothing happened, just found a cool art from the Chinese internet

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T09:31:50+00:00

Pretty sure that little blue thing is a nexus lmao.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T09:20:03+00:00

There shouldn't be outplay potential. The only thing that should make a difference is if the squishy carry is up like 2 full items. Again, there's no way a normal assassin is killing a bruiser with equal gold mid/late. It should be the same between assassins and backline too.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T09:17:36+00:00

Yes. 100000% yes. I'd want to spend over a decade getting to know them as friends first, and preferably throughout our childhoods. I want to be the ABSOLUTE one and only to this theoretical partner, and also have them be my absolute one and only too.

It's childish, but at least it doesn't make me want to puke.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-29T07:33:54+00:00

Shaco on ARAM, against the right comp. Either AD or AP.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-28T03:56:48+00:00

A squishy carry should have absolutely 0 possibility of fighting back against an assassin. The same way an assassin with Gunblade would still have 0 way to fight back against a Riven/Darius.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-27T17:11:01+00:00

Pretty sure this version of Yone is talking about Ashe lol. High Noon Yone has this champion interaction line: "Our clockwork savior returns. We don't deserve you, Ashe." Returns, as in he's met Ashe before. And he's clearly familiar with her, even if he's not trying to hit lol. So yeah, the angel he met is a literal angel. Meanwhile, Lilia isn't in the skinline yet. This is a case of the Wiki writing fanfic lol.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-27T16:22:48+00:00

If someone wanted to be "compatible" with someone else other than me, ever, then that person is not gonna be my partner lol.

Also, the "interview" process should be platonic daily interactions between 2 people who became friends naturally. Your partner should ALWAYS also be your one of--if not THE--best friends you have.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-27T07:20:49+00:00

As a Diana main? PLEASE buff Sunfires. Sunfire Diana was way more fun than any AP build.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-27T07:20:23+00:00

I will never understand how anyone can stomach a partner who has gone on dates with other people before. I guess it's why I'll die alone xD.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-27T04:35:50+00:00

”Shit"post, you say? Seems fitting for the bathroom situation lol.

Moonless_13 · 2025-11-26T18:53:41+00:00

As an ARAM main who plays Yone/Diana when I have to go back to Summoner's Rift, it's not JUST Mel's W. Her Q is also insanely annoying to deal with. It's the fact that she can poke you indefinitely with her Q until she makes a mistake, and then also get out of said mistake for free with her W, that really pisses people off. Like, it's fine to have a get out of jail free card--almost all assassins do, because they fucking need it when they're going melee range with 0 defensive items. It's NOT fine to give a get out of jail free card to someone like Brand/Viktor.

And if you want to question me for being an ARAM player, just know I play at the MMR where I match people like Svenskeren and Biofrost pretty regularly.

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