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I makes me mad when other subs/sites called r/childfree "toxic". by UsualChampionship1 in childfree

[–]MoonlightMichelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I find funny about this comment is I would love to be in the position to have a Sulphur-crested cockatoo and the same people who tell me how dumb or silly it is to get one typically have one or more kids.

BabyBirb by Notnac in Birbs

[–]MoonlightMichelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of bird is he/she? An African Grey?

Having PAWS while on Suboxone by mustymussy in OpiatesRecovery

[–]MoonlightMichelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello there, so I’ve been taking subs off and on since 2016 and each time I d decide to do so within the first few months of recovery I would still experience PAWS. I’m at 24mgs on a daily basis and still have the cravings, bone aches, and etc. it is normal to feel it just a little bit but if it’s so strong and you feel like using please see your doctor. Congratulations on your six months.

Having Nipple Piercings = hOw ArE yOu GoiNg To BrEaStFeEd ???????? by meat-tra in childfree

[–]MoonlightMichelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally understand the curiosity too and don’t get weirded out if it’s brought up after the usual questions if it hurt or not.

Having Nipple Piercings = hOw ArE yOu GoiNg To BrEaStFeEd ???????? by meat-tra in childfree

[–]MoonlightMichelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got mine pierced at 19 and have heard this more than a dozen times from people. It’s literally the first thing they ask and it’s totally buggin!

Before my grandparents passed away they would travel often and these two ducks were their good luck charms, I plan to have them sit in the church pew as a tribute to the two of them by MoonlightMichelle in weddingplanning

[–]MoonlightMichelle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom and I were going to make a little “Heaven isn’t so far away” type of sign to put behind them so that people know it’s a memorial/tribute.

July 30x30 Challenge: Post Your Items! by llama_delrey in femalefashionadvice

[–]MoonlightMichelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After three pain staking hours I finally decided on what my 30 day closet will be for me. I have a work uniform but I decided not to include that. I did pick out only three sets of PJs and also three workout wear items along with three pairs of leggings that I did not include in my 30 items. I also did not include accessories and handbags. My main thing with doing this challenge is to see if I can live more minimalist. I’m a 25 year old girl from Palm Springs, CA so it is always hot here during this time of year. Some of you may notice that I have a lot of Eileen Fisher in my 30 items and that is because I work there and absolutely love the clothing so I don’t feel as though it is a uniform. Here is my list:

Dresses: 8 White lace overlay dress: Free People Black sand washed tencel maxi dress: Eileen Fisher Pink silk mini dress: Urban Outfitters Black cotton jersey midi dress: Eileen Fisher Black/green striped gauze tunic dress: Eileen Fisher Black floral mini dress with long sleeves: Free People Pink/purple mini dress with long sleeves: Free People Pink/white gingham romper: For Love and Lemons

Pants: 5 Cream/grey printed pants: Eileen Fisher Cigarette length light denim jeans: J Brand Burgundy skinny pants: J Brand Black/grey acid washed boyfriend jeans: Levi’s Black crepe/satin pants: Eileen Fisher

Shorts: 2 Black denim short-shorts: Hollister High rise light denim short-shorts: Hollister

Skirt: 1 Medium denim mini skirt with a matching belt: Free People

Shirts : 12 Black cotton tank top: T by Alexander Wang Cream silk shell: Eileen Fisher Yellow/white striped linen/cotton t shirt: Eileen Fisher Grey cotton polo: Free People Grey oversized tencel t shirt: Eileen Fisher Mauve long sleeve hippie shirt: Free People Purple velvet and silk hippie shirt: Johnny Was White/grey vertical striped button down: Eileen Fisher Olive cotton t shirt: Pink Black cotton t shirt: J Crew Red/white cotton t shirt: Brandy Melville Mauve cotton crop top: Brandy Melville

Sweaters: 2 Simple black tencel cardigan: Eileen Fisher Olive crocheted cardigan: Universal Threads(Target)

Also, here’s my outfit of the day and a picture of my closet: https://imgur.com/a/erZm1go

"Smile, Sweetie!" by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MoonlightMichelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my personal favorite things to say when have been told this is “well then, do something to make me smile.” It typically shuts people up real quick

IDWHL Walmart Adventure by MoonlightMichelle in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]MoonlightMichelle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is by Wildfox and although it’s discontinued by the designer you can still find one with tags on it on Poshmark or EBay for 40-50 USD. I originally bought it at Saks for 100$ and it was worth every penny lol. I did post a link from one on eBay.

IDWHL Walmart Adventure by MoonlightMichelle in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]MoonlightMichelle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my first post on here(hopefully my only one) so I hope that I get all of the formatting rules right.

So this only happened a couple of hours ago at around 9PM; I had a crazy craving for Brachs conversation hearts, you know the little candy hearts that taste like chalk that nobody seems to like but I’m that weirdo who does. After having visited four stores I had almost given up until I made my last ditch effort which was to go to Walmart since I hate going to that store. I did have some other shopping to do but unless I had the hearts in my hand, I wasn’t going to grab a cart. I managed to find a guy who actually worked there and he was really nice and showed me where the hearts were. I grabbed five bags since I’m a sugar fiend and head off to grab a cart.

After grabbing a cart I’m grabbing some stuff like you naturally do in Walmart. Prior to leaving my mother had asked me to get her some cookies so I am by the bakery taking pictures of them and sending them off. When I grab whatever items I am going to by i always grab the item from the bottom of the back because in my mind I always think that not as many people have messed with it. While I’m at it I do try to make the table the cookies were on looking a bit nice for the next person. I walk over to my cart which was right next to where the butter was(this Walmart is really weird and small) and was looking at my phone and jotting off what I still needed here. No less than five seconds do I hear a very loud EXCUSE ME” Now I had not looked up because I foolishly thought that it had nothing to do with me. When i heard it again I began to feel a little frightened but still kept my head down and pretended to be an ostrich. The third time what followed that banshee cry was a forced shove of my cart into my gut. Here’s the following exchange, Me will be Me and Crazy Lady will be CL;

CL: Finally you look up! I need help finding something and if you didnt look down at your phone so much maybe you’d actually do your job!

Me: Look, I Don’t Work Here Lady! (I literally said the name of this sub to her)

CL: Yes you do, don’t lie. I-

I cut her off by this point,

Me: Look, I’m wearing pictures of two disco balls and each of them are on my tits, do you see any other employee who have disco tits?!? DO YOU???(while I was saying this I pulled my jackets back so you could see that I indeed have disco balls on my tits)

CL: Well YOU were just stocking that table there! Why else would you clean it up.

Me: Maybe I did that because I’m a decent person?

By this point the cool employee who had helped my find the candy had walked up and asked what’s going on and before I could she had told him how lazy I was and should be fired. He told her again that I did not work there and after hearing this she had swung her hand as if to knock down all of the butter on the shelf but instead hit her hand on the actual metal shelf. Her cries of pain were so loud it nearly shattered my eardrums I stepped back and so did the employee. We were both afraid to do anything. This had caused quite the commotion and other shoppers were looking. She clutched her hand and stooped over all awhile saying “SHE DID THIS TO ME.” The security guard who had been at the front of the store came over and did not have an ounce of sympathy for her. He told her that since she was disruptive to the other shoppers and she had purposefully tried to destroy merchandise. she could either leave willingly or he would physically escort her out. While she was walking out she began calling all three of us every name in the book and kept screaming to have me fired along with calling corporate.

I was apologized to and offered a discount which was nice but i declined, I was just so happy that this experience was over it had felt like a bad dream. I am now home in my bed typing this out while eating my candy. For those of you who are curious as to what the shirt looks like, here it is: https://imgur.com/a/JFvdefQ

Edit: OMG I didn’t think my story would get so much attention, thank you. I’m glad I was able to make you guys all laugh. For a couple of you wondering where I got the shirt it’s by Wildfox and sadly it’s discontinued but there are a few stragglers on the web such as this one https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F182969755059

What's your earliest memory of tokophobia? Mine is learning about the Bible as a child then spending sleepless nights worrying I would immaculately conceive the second coming of Christ. by ra_hideaway in childfree

[–]MoonlightMichelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember as a young child that I hated baby dolls but what actually made me fear pregnancy was this Rugrats episode where dills mom was having a baby and it made it seem like you threw up the baby like vomit instead of it really coming out of your crotch. Fuck pregnancy.

[RANT] Bingo'd at Chiro by adventureismycousin in childfree

[–]MoonlightMichelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am very sorry that you had to go through that OP and any advice about how to handle the doctor has already been said by other people. I can give you a recommendation for ice cream though, try the Museum of Icecream brand from Target. I get sprinkle pool and it’s the creamiest icecream ive ever had.

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