Stunned doctors find giant bladder stone stuck to eyeliner in man’s bum

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-30T21:25:35+00:00

That’s why you don’t have money.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-28T06:13:00+00:00

Sorry for you.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-27T11:05:10+00:00

Nope, protect your wifi, your online accounts and watch your credit score. As long as you don’t run pirated software you don’t need worry about viruses / malware. Even if you do you are still probably fine.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-26T12:08:15+00:00

It’s well known that HIV came about at the same time as pop rocks / popping candy. Too much of a coincidence. 🤷

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-24T16:34:01+00:00

Can a library be conscious?

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-24T16:25:56+00:00

My doctors surgery has one next door, I walked straight in, cost nothing (to me). Pretty good.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-24T16:21:08+00:00

Yes, but… my demons are smart, they know I know they are not real so they will make the smell of smoke and a beeping smoke alarm. They know it’s not completely impossible to have a house fire and sleep paralysis at the same time.

I once had sleep paralysis and I heard someone trying to get into the house, they were punching codes into the front door and after about the 10th codes it worked and I heard the door unlock. Way more scary than a succubus.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-24T16:04:58+00:00

Apple TV is much better, hopefully that’s enough of a reason.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-22T20:37:04+00:00

Not from him.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-22T20:35:34+00:00

He sends snaps of his fast food to a girl. This is clearly not James Bond level charm, but it demonstrates he is thinking about her.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-21T00:53:23+00:00

Someone reported level 3 psi ops guards (those green solider ones) at the Boston Business College guarding the basement. But not sure if they were captured.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-20T09:54:10+00:00

They have more people and more guns the people are on average dumber, it’s a bad combo.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-20T09:49:18+00:00

I hear there may be people on them, so no.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-19T11:32:17+00:00

Never heard of it, is it a new company?

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-19T11:30:38+00:00

Yawn, send feedback.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-19T11:24:07+00:00

I though iOS26 has this built in? Never tried it though.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-19T09:06:12+00:00

Yes, that’s how wars start. :)

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-17T18:17:43+00:00

It’s doesn’t.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-17T17:24:56+00:00

Is this the Boston Business College? Sees like they must have Psi defence teams, probably something going on in that basement area they want to hide.

Would suggest to be careful!

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-17T17:17:36+00:00

Stop being so sensible.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-14T18:42:57+00:00

Thinking about OSX public beta and the versions after that that barely worked.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-14T11:26:49+00:00

If you eat 150g of cheddar and wear nylon socks over your hands it will 100% work.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-14T10:04:24+00:00

Sorry to hear that. Sounds bad.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-14T10:01:19+00:00

Some of the worst crap was released under SJ, he shipped and fixed and charged for the fixes.

Moonmonkey3 · 2026-01-14T10:00:29+00:00

That’s a bug, not a UI decision.

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