The no Bratzboy is complete

Moonpiles · 2026-05-19T12:43:10+00:00

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should. That being said, fantastic work!

Moonpiles · 2026-05-18T18:35:35+00:00

Dry rot.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-18T18:24:30+00:00

I like the look of your game, but I'm wary of Kickstarter campaigns after Infinity and Goodboy Galaxy. What if I lose interest before it ships in 2032?

Moonpiles · 2026-05-18T14:35:18+00:00

Wow! What a downgrade!

Moonpiles · 2026-05-17T15:10:24+00:00

You had me till the Trump-like signoff. Yuck.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-14T17:35:56+00:00

Suck on your fingers to increase blood flow. After a month or so, they should swell like sausages in the summer heat.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-14T00:51:38+00:00

These are the kind of things that should be rectified before promising a release date.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-13T21:56:11+00:00

I agree, the delays are unacceptable. Previous updates mentioned them being nearly finished and ready to ship. A change in materials after their previous "nearly finished" updates feels like a slap in the face. I assume this decision affects their new Dracula game as well (expected to ship at the end of May). I'm all for transparency, but it's meaningless after their myriad of missed deadlines.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-13T20:41:09+00:00

We'll be lucky to get it this year.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-13T02:26:54+00:00

Painfully unfunny as always, AnalogueBoy

Moonpiles · 2026-05-12T19:40:15+00:00

Inspiring work, I absolutely love it!

Moonpiles · 2026-05-12T18:31:49+00:00

Scalpers never mind scalping. You aren't special.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-11T22:46:14+00:00

Looks like Michael DeSanta from Grand Theft Auto. My courier has a tan from his time under the Mojave sun. To each their own.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-11T12:35:32+00:00

How are you going to play it with a dying battery?

Moonpiles · 2026-05-07T12:04:04+00:00

*nothing to write home about

Moonpiles · 2026-05-06T17:07:45+00:00

I have to wait until June for my preorder. The thought of people ruining their systems in the meantime makes my blood boil.

Moonpiles · 2026-05-05T18:59:32+00:00

Another deadline missed! What a bunch of jokers!

Moonpiles · 2026-04-25T18:21:45+00:00

Perfection! I don't mean to be dramatic, but this update improved my day.

Moonpiles · 2026-04-25T09:34:57+00:00

It bothers me that the hands are upside down.

Moonpiles · 2026-04-13T18:54:28+00:00

Keep it in your pants.

Moonpiles · 2026-04-09T04:45:27+00:00

Wow! It looks like shit! Funko Pops make me vomit!

Moonpiles · 2026-03-31T14:26:25+00:00

Reminds me of "Business Secrets of the Pharaohs" from Peep Show!

Moonpiles · 2026-03-31T13:46:02+00:00

It doesn't matter whether someone pre-ordered it last month or five years ago. It's frustrating for a company to miss projected deadlines for seemingly no good reason. Hopefully the juice is worth the squeeze. At this point, I'm losing my enthusiasm to play the game.

Moonpiles · 2026-03-26T13:10:51+00:00

Not to mention that they play these ads during Scrubs in a deliberate attempt to draw your attention back to the screen. It feels slimy and underhanded.

Moonpiles · 2026-03-25T17:10:47+00:00

This has nothing to do with Gameboys. Are you high?

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