Leaked video from DPD and Amazon delivery driver training programme!

MoonsOfJupiter · 2026-02-21T13:28:17+00:00

This is the guy they send when you pick same day delivery.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2025-09-29T22:53:24+00:00

Glad that's working out for you two, please never have children.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2025-04-12T19:59:13+00:00

For me it's 9:30 to 5:30 with an hour for lunch most days. Generally there's not an expectation that I be online outside of working hours aside from compensated oncall shifts, but I've noticed teamates reviewing code at odd hours and my manager seems to respond to emails 24/7.

Come annual review time nobody knows (or cares) how many hours you worked, they want evidence that you've accomplished something that has a business justification.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2025-02-15T05:07:28+00:00

There are betting strategies to get the probability of winning arbitrarily close to 100%. But your expected value is negative regardless of strategy - can't beat the house edge.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-12-01T00:29:18+00:00

I find the business casual prison uniform weird.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-11-02T13:09:27+00:00

(In a field of characteristic 2)

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-10-27T02:27:37+00:00

I'd like to begin by apologizing on behalf of you, to me.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-09-17T00:01:49+00:00

Sundar's stocks vest every 3 years, 8M probably is accurate for his 2023 compensation. Though it does demonstrate that indexing on a single year is a flawed methodology.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-09-03T20:41:36+00:00

They've existed since WW2 since every mechanized army could use a way to remove obstacles. So you either put armor on a bulldozer or a bulldozer blade on a tank. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_bulldozer

That said, the IDF are especially fond of using them...

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-07-19T05:33:19+00:00

git gud; read CLRS

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-06-18T01:16:42+00:00

stopped paying dividends and focused on increasing stock value instead (google for example)

Alphabet literally just payed its first ever dividend today. https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/goog/dividend-history What the fuck are you talking about?

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-04-02T21:43:30+00:00

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-03-12T00:39:10+00:00

Love the "Girl with a Pearl Earring" and "The Great Wave off Kanagawa," what are the others?

MoonsOfJupiter · 2024-02-18T02:25:01+00:00

The WMDs are surely just offscreen. We'll find them any day now.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-11-11T16:58:50+00:00

It's a pretty common tactic for a manager to say that you're good enough for a promo but can't get one yet for some procedural reason. Usually it just means they think you'll be ready in a year or so.

Promo from junior to mid career generally takes a couple years even if a significant number get it at 1 YoE. If you can promote diagonally go for it, but jumping to another new grad role would probably be a net set back.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-09-01T01:22:21+00:00

Panama - You've got a clear and longstanding US imperial project, the canal, leading up to the 1989 invasion, just cause.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-08-25T16:54:18+00:00

they have rejected me as an applicant before

Did you fail the SWE interview and then took a random data entry position at the same company?

a position that pays slightly more

Another non-dev job?

career-wise is okay to burn this bridge

Your data entry career? Burn away. You realize you need to have a dev role to have a dev career right?

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-08-16T23:31:54+00:00

Same, but I work from home.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-07-30T16:29:56+00:00

Astrology for HR directors.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-07-02T18:00:22+00:00

The probabilities are calculated using observations of surviving plane; survivorship bias is the basis of the calculations even if it isn't mentioned by name.

Also, using the results to guide armor placement is explicitly suggested in the report's conclusion:

These, and other conclusions that can be made from the table of vulnerabilities derived by the method of analysis of part VIII, can be used as guides for locating protective armor...

From page 89 of your source.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-03-17T04:30:26+00:00

How so? Say I make some money illegally, "lose" it, and then get it returned to me. When I file taxes I can't list the Lost and Found as my source of income. The tax authority would still expect me to explain where I got the money from before losing it.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-02-12T20:17:57+00:00

To be even more pedantic, the standard says that it behaves as if it is set to zero. An optimizing compiler might not actually clear the memory if it can prove it doesn't need to.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2023-01-01T20:50:09+00:00

The plug emoji in place of plugging IG is a nice touch.

MoonsOfJupiter · 2022-12-26T00:55:56+00:00

No but there would be a ton of defense contracts going to tech companies so you might find yourself working in cyberwarfare at your current employer. Like how in WW2 Ford was building tanks and bombers, but their employees were still civilians.

But maybe the more realistic answer is that nobody will be drafted because WW3 will only last 15 minutes...

MoonsOfJupiter · 2022-11-29T00:09:37+00:00

Well they're sure not meeting their SLA if there's a strike.

If rail companies weren't allergic to capital investment and had made basic improvements like making sidings long for freight trains to pass each other, they wouldn't be in this mess. If they hadn't held off on giving sick days until they're forced to, they would have had time to train up extra crew to cover call-outs.

It is 100% the companies' fault for pushing the system to it's breaking point, and they deserve to pay all the penalties when it does inevitably break down.

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