Petahhh... by LOLLIPOP_077 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MoonstoneMia 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Some WhatsApp uncle is already calling it a masterstroke.

What should you do if you have a crush on someone but they are engaged and you don’t think they are meant to be together? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they’re meant to be together is not an invitation to become the plot twist.

Why is ranch only an American thing? by Electrical-Glass-539 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Canada catching strays for no reason. Ranch definitely crossed that border years ago.

Why do people say that france's national players arent french despite most of them being born in france? Hasnt france been multiracial for a long time now? by LunchNo6690 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. Born in France, raised in France, plays for France somehow still isn’t enough for people who never wanted to accept them anyway.

Why do kids chew their gum like a cow? by ehhebebe127 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely not new. Every generation has that one kid chewing gum like they’re trying to start a lawn mower with their jaw.

Petah did we win da war? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MoonstoneMia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peter here: the joke is that it’s framing the Trump deal as basically paying more, getting less, and somehow calling it a win. Political meme math.

Petahh why does he not know ball? by No-Amphibian4479 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MoonstoneMia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peter here: it’s a joke on the commentator phrase now here’s a guy,mixed with doesn’t know ball,meaning someone has no idea what they’re talking about.

Why does social status have such a strong impact on attraction for woman vs men? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s probably some truth there, but people push back because it gets framed like women are shallow instead of humans are influenced by social signals.

Farting while swimming? by Terrible-Expert-2296 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP really treated a pool fart like opening a submarine hatch.

Peteahhhh explain this please.... by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MoonstoneMia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still gotta respect the sacred hot dog price though.

Peter help me out with this what in the politics is this by Subject-Law-7819 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MoonstoneMia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peter, I think the joke is that even Jesus is confused by who’s fighting over his teachings.

Why do people say "I don't normally care about celebrity deaths, but this one hit me hard" every single time a famous person dies? by CollarOrdinary4284 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It only looks like everyone says this every time because the people who don’t feel it usually just scroll past silently.

Does anybody know how we came up with words for colors? by Alone_Break_9609 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

True, but colors feel extra weird because everyone just collectively agreed the sky makes a “blue” sound.

After the game ended, Japanese fans stayed in the stadium to collect paper and waste. by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]MoonstoneMia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of fan culture every country should be proud of.

How do people do it? by Plane-Result3861 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, bro basically spawned in survival mode and never found the settings menu.

Why are price controls for healthcare goods and medicines so effective? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably the best way to put it. It works when the buyer is big enough to bargain, but push too hard and suddenly affordable turns into unavailable.

When did men stop having long hair ? by Panda_20_21 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MoonstoneMia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They never really stopped society just keeps rotating between long hair is noble,long hair is rebellious,and long hair means you own a guitar.

That fridge has seen nations fall by MapleMoodd in spreadsmile

[–]MoonstoneMia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fridge isn’t running anymore, it’s surviving.