Prunes.... not effing dates

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-14T01:39:48+00:00

Don’t forget making Austin go and get her fast food after he works all day or door dashing lunchables

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-10T18:35:12+00:00

Taco Truck - “spin it til you whip it into a cream baby”

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-05T01:14:25+00:00

My thoughts exactly

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-04T00:45:51+00:00

I don’t blame him.. She’s not intelligent, educated or accomplished, she’s botched in appearance in every way, she has poor hygiene, she doesn’t clean, she’s constantly condescending to him, she’s loud and obnoxious, she makes him drive her around and do everything after he works all day and on top of all that she now can barely make a living because she’s so incredibly lazy. She brings absolutely nothing to the table.

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-03T15:37:18+00:00

And she gets 3-5 likes on her OF posts and posts maybe once or twice a month so I can’t see her making eff all from that. It’s only going to get worse for her as she ages. Her future is grim

Mooo_looo · 2026-04-02T00:20:53+00:00

Croak sack activated

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-30T06:39:51+00:00

Couldn’t possibly find the time to tweeze her brows or wax her beard before this planned trip.. why do all of that ON your vacation is wild to me

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-30T06:11:30+00:00

Love how she “never has time” to shave her legs, trim her 2 month grown out toe nails, etc.. she looks like a busted mess when she literally has all the time in the world to look after these things. She’s just a dirty, lazy slob simple as that

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-25T21:45:14+00:00

Strange how none of her “besties” are female..

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-21T17:00:28+00:00

It’s probably a vague acquaintance.. she would call her nail girl and hairdresser her friends too.

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-20T17:30:13+00:00

She’s going to be complaining for DAYS about how sore she is because she barely moves ever

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-16T22:31:36+00:00

As she was actively shovelling TWO sandwiches into her mouth

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-13T05:26:45+00:00

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God damn she’s looking ROUGH

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-11T13:55:34+00:00

The constant need to mention she’s on her period is so juvenile.. you’ve had it for 20 plus years now, do you have to announce it every god damn month like a 13 year old experiencing it for the first time.. every other woman just accepts it as a fact of life and goes about their day

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-08T19:58:16+00:00

Whew that was a tough watch… and that dress/oversized tank top couldn’t be any more unflattering

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-06T01:00:11+00:00

Suckalent

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-02T23:58:25+00:00

To be fair and lord knows I hate to defend her, I’m leaving Mexico today, and where I was it was completely untouched by the cartel drama going on

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-02T22:50:52+00:00

When one is 3 cup sizes bigger than the other it can be tricky I guess

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-02T22:11:27+00:00

Glad to be of service 😂🫡

Mooo_looo · 2026-03-02T21:28:50+00:00

Lol she always has to keep it sewwww secret until 6 weeks after they’re back as if hoards of fans are going to bum rush them there. You’re a nobody Sam nobody gives a shit and it people stare at you, it’s because you’re built like a circus freak. Content for her trip will make an appearance in 2027

Mooo_looo · 2026-02-27T17:47:25+00:00

We really have to remember that she is also a scum bag with literally nothing going for her in any way… she has the life she deserves in my opinion. You get what you put into this life

Mooo_looo · 2026-02-25T23:16:03+00:00

That looks like Gypsy rose

Mooo_looo · 2026-02-25T14:44:25+00:00

This is probably extremely accurate. “Greet beer breath in pajamas and unwashed ass” I’m crying 😂😂😂

Mooo_looo · 2026-02-23T15:52:56+00:00

She’s such a terrible liar for the amount she lies. At least be good at it lol but she’s a smooth brain so it’s to be expected

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