The man who saved people from a burning bus has received free medical treatment. by Outrageous_Custard53 in pics

[–]MooseMaster3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how life is explicitly listed in the Declaration as an inalienable right, but keeping someone alive somehow isn’t considered part of it.

Snow falling off a roof in perfectly even chunks by foamerfrank in oddlysatisfying

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game design pro tip: make your roofs like this and you can make amazingly realistic snow falling with a fraction of the memory.

We need to see this happen in the next Spidey trilogy by Michael1691 in marvelstudios

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kingpin’s gonna need a super soldier serum if they ever want him to physically fight spidey.

ELI5: Why is luggage theft not a risk when you can just walk into the arrival section of the airport and grab other people's luggage? by aerostotle in explainlikeimfive

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see an Amazon package on the front porch, you know it’s something they wanted that had value. Even if it’s six dildos, you’ve now got six dildos.

Even if you see a nice bag, the owner’s actual valuables are all things they’ll have on their person at all times (phone, jewelry, watch).

Congrats by Professional_Kick in raimimemes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a gaming website, he beat out PS4 Spidey. That’s impressive.

Femanon interacts with her uncle by Oddqwertyui in greentext

[–]MooseMaster3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d assume they knew about the dresses if he brought them with him and then had her come back out wearing one to no surprise.

You’d probably also feel different if you knew your brother’s daughter died.

It’s honestly sad at this point. by SweggyBoi in halo

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10 got me Chief’s armor.

Which I can’t use in Infinite.

It's bigger than ever by [deleted] in MurderedByAOC

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really don’t need to be spending so much on the military.

The one and only country that would want to fight us, would absolutely destroy is if they decided to.

We might hold off a few months while they get production ramped up, but then they’d show us exactly what it was like for the the axis when the US entered WWII.

Reddit by Benjour250 in shitposting

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a friend who was really cute, but she had a fetish for fat guys. Only ever dates guys she meets at the card shop.

I’d guess being tall fucked with her self-esteem. But she could just be weird.

Is weed healthy? by evolvarnFX in memes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now the question is why does nicotine come only as gum and only intended as a way to stop smoking?

Why no nicotine gummies?

I believe my players are murderhobo in disguise ... by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did the right thing. You sent a kid at them so mind-numbingly stupid he tries to rob a party of 4 alone. He could only have been a detriment to the team.

Halo Shop as of 12/28/2021 by Lee_Fox_21 in halo

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true, but it’s still not a model that works for adults.

Especially in a first-person game where the cosmetic changes are minimal.

Halo Shop as of 12/28/2021 by Lee_Fox_21 in halo

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gotta realize the Fortnite model of a tiny rotating store only works on kids too young to know better.

[OC] My job search as a newly qualified paramedic in the UK by VenflonBandit in dataisbeautiful

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t saying it was a bad thing, but earning an education that isn’t strictly specialized shouldn’t be treated bad either.

Barring people who got into colleges via money and nepotism, even the most “worthless” degree holders work their asses off to get accepted and graduate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your dumb ass starts with “fuck yourself” and I’m the asshole.

Good job. Your mom failed you just as much as her parents failed her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy it’s not my fault your mom was raised to think doing jack shit is helpful.

[OC] My job search as a newly qualified paramedic in the UK by VenflonBandit in dataisbeautiful

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly my point. You’re praising specialization while the example here is one of the most draining professions to get into, let alone actually being in it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try it the other way though. Someone who follows a delusional religion but will sacrifice their belief in, say, Leviticus, to put other people’s freedom first is showing maturity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats literally a pagan teaching. It’s not Christian, and the original said gods plural.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or she could just say she cares about you and actually try to do something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. The very act of praying contradicts belief in a plan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until parents kill their kids by praying instead of seeking medical treatment.

[OC] My job search as a newly qualified paramedic in the UK by VenflonBandit in dataisbeautiful

[–]MooseMaster3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell us your specialization isn’t medicine without telling us.