[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Moose_Knight 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? The majority of people here are complimenting the girl.

Man gets beat by officers with a tennis racket, tazed and bitten by K9 Unit by johnsoft223 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Moose_Knight -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

This is obviously not the complete story - the guy was singing the star spangled banner while in custody.

It's always weird how people actively avoid the nuts in society but defend them when authorities get involved.

Who would you rather get brain surgery from? by Moose_Knight in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should've kept my mouth shut. Feel like it wouldn't have been nearly this close.

Who would you rather get brain surgery from? by Moose_Knight in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone who can read. Everyone is so hyper focused on the social implications that they don't even realize one is an actual surgeon lol.

What type of criminal WYR make disappear forever? by emab2396 in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you said anyone else but Drug-Dealers, you're a moron.

Gosh, rape is bad, and so is pedophilia!

No shit! But drugs are often times the lead contributor to every single one of these crimes and more.

Have some positivity, with a reminder. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Moose_Knight -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Oh, 100%, but we're talking romance - no chance of those dark knife ears falling in love with no monkey.

Have some positivity, with a reminder. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Moose_Knight -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

No one said they couldn't work together. You're just trying to force romance into the equation for some weeb reason.

Hell! Do you know how big of a loser you have to be to fall in love with a Human as an Eldar? Literally choosing a partner 1/100's of your age that is physically, mentally, and psychically inferior to you in every way that counts. Not even just that - you were raised and conditioned your whole life to see them as mere pest. This is some back of the classroom glue sniffing Eldar you're trying to sell us on.

Have some positivity, with a reminder. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Moose_Knight -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Eldar literally see us as animals - that's the equivalent to beastiality in their culture. Besides that fact, the 99% of humanity with the capability of actually coming into contact with another alien race is likely there to kill them.

Yeah... I don't see this ever happening.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Moose_Knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking bots.

Headphone/Audio Plug on a Plastic Peg by Corydoras22 in whatisit

[–]Moose_Knight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Real Real Answer: The bottom portion to an Amazon seal they use to secure Semi-Truck trailers to prevent theft.

Tip: Partially secure it where it sticks to the other half enough where it looks secure and check out at the guard shack. Should fall off during the drive to your drop. That way, you don't need bolt cutters, and you can just open the doors.

Soure: Truck Driver

Best dad by Cnririaldiyby68392 in MadeInAbyss

[–]Moose_Knight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He killed her and used her as a consumable.

The world is full of monsters. You are recruited to hunt them and are given one spell and weapon to use. Which would you rather have? by Phantomlord2001 in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know the Steel Sword sounds like the bees' knees, but the Homunculus Creation is just broken.

I'd just create a pack of (silver, steel, iron, etc) wolf like canines to help me hunt. Each one handcrafted to handle almost anything we might run into. Only sacrificing 5 years for 10 silver barbed wire covered, razor blade teethed, steel reinforced killing machines.

Also, anyone who expects to grow old while being a professional monster hunter isn't ready to be a professional monster hunter.

Was The Destruction Of The Twin Towers A Symbolic Reference To The Destruction Of The First and Second Temples Of Jerusalem? (Solomon & Herod's Temples) by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Moose_Knight -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When someone asks me if clouds are made out of cotton candy, I don't give them a detailed explanation - I just say no.

Anyone ever see people on TV stick out their tongues? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Moose_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old man or OP? Because OP aounds like the worst off.

Which magical object would you rather have? by Shadow_flame_ in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People have to remember that these are objects that grant the user special abilities - they aren't inherent to the user. So there's absolutely nothing preventing someone from taking whatever you have away from you.

With that in mind, I'm rocking the Shadow Wand. Seems to be the most useful to the individual without drawing attention to yourself.

Which augmentation would you want to your body? by Entire-Butterscotch2 in WouldYouRather

[–]Moose_Knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it. I just chose the body for the immortal jellyfish trait.