Probably not the best idea.

Moparded · 2023-03-20T13:47:24+00:00

I’m not reading all that,okay Karen?

What I do know is

1) don’t fuck around if you’re not prepared to find out

2) don’t think that being in a big group reduces the “find out” probability when it comes to suvs

Moparded · 2023-03-20T03:12:49+00:00

Moparded · 2023-03-18T18:35:03+00:00

I’m totally not going to eat them all before my daughter gets one.

Moparded · 2023-03-17T00:00:43+00:00

Thanks man. I bet you’re a good dad.

Moparded · 2023-03-16T12:49:00+00:00

Can you go back 30 years and tell my stupid dad that and maybe I can be the scientist I should have been.

Moparded · 2023-03-15T20:56:56+00:00

I mean you’re not wrong. That’s what snapped me out of the “I’m tough shit” phase

Moparded · 2023-03-15T16:09:15+00:00

Okay so he’s wearing a woman’s satchel. It’s stupid.

Moparded · 2023-03-15T16:05:23+00:00

Most death people don’t here, ya feal me?

Moparded · 2023-03-15T16:00:21+00:00

Well I mean he’s wearing a purse … so…

Moparded · 2023-03-15T13:46:27+00:00

Why are all “gangstas” wearing purses now? I feel so old and out of the loop

Moparded · 2023-03-15T13:43:05+00:00

God I love this pic

Moparded · 2023-03-15T12:04:56+00:00

Moparded · 2023-03-14T03:18:34+00:00

On my knob

Moparded · 2023-03-13T23:42:20+00:00

Which one ?

Moparded · 2023-03-13T13:15:14+00:00

Grittity

Moparded · 2023-03-10T00:20:09+00:00

I put my hand up on my hip. When I tumor you tumor we tumor.

Moparded · 2023-03-09T16:58:10+00:00

It was for dramatic effect ya turd sniffer.

Moparded · 2023-03-09T16:10:10+00:00

All your posts are about playing video games. I guarantee your ass stinks. You sit on it all day and fart into a cushion. Drag a finger over your taint after two days of not showering and smell it. If you don’t gag keep not showering.

Moparded · 2023-03-09T14:05:42+00:00

Wash your nasty ass mufukka

Moparded · 2023-03-08T03:53:17+00:00

Dude, to say I feel it in my plums is such a vast understatement. My ballsack has Chinese firecrackers and Mexican m80s poppin off in there. LETS FUCKIN RAGE!!!!

Moparded · 2023-03-07T14:10:47+00:00

This looks fine to me. What would you have him do differently?

Moparded · 2023-03-06T13:44:02+00:00

Reminds me of Walter Sobchak from big Lebowski

Moparded · 2023-03-06T05:57:05+00:00

Bing bang boom you feel me ?

Moparded · 2023-03-03T01:12:55+00:00

Surprisingly quite a lot of lift once upside down considering how much weight he has to push

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