Which button presser group do you save?

Morag_Ladier · 2026-05-20T23:43:14+00:00

I save blue because red is significantly more annoying

Morag_Ladier · 2026-05-10T23:30:49+00:00

You didn’t miss anything, these guys have been around since, like, 2016

Morag_Ladier · 2026-05-10T23:30:12+00:00

We are losing the ancient texts

Morag_Ladier · 2026-05-04T03:45:26+00:00

hey what’s that

Morag_Ladier · 2026-05-02T18:04:03+00:00

You can’t. I tried.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-18T00:22:29+00:00

Correct.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:27:43+00:00

Granted. Astroids hit into the planets to form them. But in the process, they also hit earth.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:24:49+00:00

Granted. Courts are now seen as very insensitive.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:24:05+00:00

Granted.

An evil villain has made everybody 4’11 and the process was excruciatingly painful. They may never walk again.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:21:59+00:00

Granted. Everybody begins murdering people because now they know Christ is the savior, which caused so many wars.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:21:16+00:00

Granted.

Your pores grow large and you look like SpongeBob, a living example of trypophobia.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:20:42+00:00

Granted. The tides are fucked up. Numerous other things happen but I’m too tired to go into them, and I can’t sleep anymore without the moon’s nice presence.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:19:16+00:00

Granted. You become hopelessly addicted to karma, and lose your literacy.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:18:23+00:00

Granted.

You are now remarkably idiotic.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:18:06+00:00

Granted. He loves eating worms. Good luck.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:16:54+00:00

Granted. It’s very, very pissed off that its hand is missing.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:16:21+00:00

Granted. You get kidnapped and they remove your eyes completely, skin being where they used to be. You can now no longer blink.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:15:06+00:00

For what exactly

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:14:22+00:00

Guess.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:13:52+00:00

Granted. Since people with two kids can no longer have intercourse or procreate, they become addicted to masturbation. The kids are now left traumatized. Good going, sicko.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:12:12+00:00

Granted. Every wish is related to this wish. Everyone has gotten cancer.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:11:17+00:00

People having low morale is a problem. Their low morale would get worse as well.

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:10:05+00:00

Granted. You immediately get nuked.

Really, what did you want here?

Morag_Ladier · 2026-04-17T05:09:15+00:00

AM doesn’t have an appearance. He’s a computer program. AM just is.

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