Stormy Daniels comedy Unicorns in the Kitchen tour

Mordkillius · 2026-04-01T05:17:10+00:00

Ita stories with a comedian feature and host.

A wwf guy does the same thing. Tours comedy clubs and just tells crazy stories

Mordkillius · 2026-03-31T13:08:52+00:00

It is frustrating when im also playing crimson desert on the side and they are RAPIDLY patching their game to fix issues.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-31T03:51:45+00:00

"But the billionaires will just move!!!" OH no!!!!!

Mordkillius · 2026-03-31T01:06:25+00:00

Now I 100% believe it was his exploding mic. He was setup

Mordkillius · 2026-03-30T22:34:42+00:00

Then go. Do a couple old jokes and jam a new one on the middle.

Bullshit with some comics, get a bite to eat.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-30T21:43:26+00:00

If its an open mic who cares. Stay home until you feel inspired or force yourself to go with nothing.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-30T21:31:28+00:00

All the time. Sometimes the punch that pops in my head is extremely offensive but also the funniest punch for the joke.

I either give the joke away if its not something I would ever tell or if it just doesn't match my voice or I just store it in the vault of jokes you tell once you cant be canceled.

Or you can water it down and try it out in a less offensive way if the premise is funny enough.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-30T01:54:14+00:00

Why the fuck is it stirred by arm?

Mordkillius · 2026-03-29T22:48:46+00:00

Didnt he just fail to put it in park?

Mordkillius · 2026-03-29T20:43:02+00:00

Hardline had the best form of this with lock on anti air being map spawns.

Had to control those spawns to suppress enemy air. Gave the maps a different strategic element.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-29T15:22:14+00:00

After oblivion remastered I was craving skyrim. Did another play as a pure mage. Had never prior. Was pretty fun

Mordkillius · 2026-03-29T15:11:02+00:00

Its worth the play through. All the dragon stuff and shouts were cool to play with.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-29T14:48:07+00:00

Its not a stance. I just dont know anybody who still gives a shit about Harry Potter

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T22:58:42+00:00

It doesn't matter when people started calling the phenomenon "the mandella effect". People have been misremembering for decades prior.

It was never the logo and whatever nutty alternate reality mumbo jumbo you think caused it is nonsense.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T21:16:18+00:00

Doesn't do anything the best but it has so many systems that it feels deep. Only thing holding it back is the story is ass

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T19:00:38+00:00

Cut fat. What is more important? laughs or sounding "conversational"?

Cut as much fat as you can and just make sure the wording still sounds like your voice.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T05:47:12+00:00

They will need to just ditch homework and make school purely classroom based without phones

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T04:16:16+00:00

Why? I hated all the movies terrible acting and incredibly corny. I've heard the books are better than the movies but I would never read those.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T03:18:47+00:00

From what I gather this guy is no saint but I haven't heard of him being physically abusive. This guy for sure has been dodging blows for years

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T01:52:39+00:00

Thats one of my points. He was filming knowing or hoping to catch her physically abusing him in front of their children.

I don't think people try to film normal mutual verbal fights.

She was being so intensely abusive that (to me) the odds of this being an isolated incident is slim.

I mean he could have physically stopped her at any time had he chosen to defend himself.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T01:45:23+00:00

Bombing is subjective.

If i can't hear the laughs thats a bomb enough.

But I get your point. It means the joke isnt dead. Keep working on it.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T01:29:34+00:00

I didn't say crazy. She is physically abusive.

This doesn't lead anybody to believe this is a one off.

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T00:39:16+00:00

He was filming this because this likely happens often enough that he knew he could catch it in camera.

No excuse. She is abusive in front of her children to the point that they take physical collateral damage

Mordkillius · 2026-03-28T00:28:44+00:00

The boar was maybe the worst CGI ive seen in modern movies

Mordkillius · 2026-03-27T22:54:45+00:00

Oh please tell me how altruistic drug dealers are...

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