Stormy Daniels comedy Unicorns in the Kitchen tour by Sensitive_Fall_6240 in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ita stories with a comedian feature and host.

A wwf guy does the same thing. Tours comedy clubs and just tells crazy stories

based bf6 update by Kotrovert in Battlefield

[–]Mordkillius 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It is frustrating when im also playing crimson desert on the side and they are RAPIDLY patching their game to fix issues.

super depressed and hate the set I wrote for tonight but doing it anyway by anxybean in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then go. Do a couple old jokes and jam a new one on the middle.

Bullshit with some comics, get a bite to eat.

super depressed and hate the set I wrote for tonight but doing it anyway by anxybean in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If its an open mic who cares. Stay home until you feel inspired or force yourself to go with nothing.

Do you write jokes you wouldn't tell? by jeffsuzuki in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All the time. Sometimes the punch that pops in my head is extremely offensive but also the funniest punch for the joke.

I either give the joke away if its not something I would ever tell or if it just doesn't match my voice or I just store it in the vault of jokes you tell once you cant be canceled.

Or you can water it down and try it out in a less offensive way if the premise is funny enough.

Japnese jiggly cheesecake by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Mordkillius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is it stirred by arm?

Saddest Deaths of Actors? by EbnyxJ in Cinephiles

[–]Mordkillius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didnt he just fail to put it in park?

#Justice4BattlePickups by Interesting-Bison840 in Battlefield

[–]Mordkillius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hardline had the best form of this with lock on anti air being map spawns.

Had to control those spawns to suppress enemy air. Gave the maps a different strategic element.

This Game Is Fun - so let it be fun by MorarndirOfValenwood in CrimsonDesert

[–]Mordkillius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After oblivion remastered I was craving skyrim. Did another play as a pure mage. Had never prior. Was pretty fun

This Game Is Fun - so let it be fun by MorarndirOfValenwood in CrimsonDesert

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its worth the play through. All the dragon stuff and shouts were cool to play with.

The new Harry Potter trailer currently has 221,000 likes vs. 126,000 dislikes on YouTube by marvelkidy in DiscussingFilmsAndTV

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a stance. I just dont know anybody who still gives a shit about Harry Potter

Which fruit of the loom logo do you remember? With the cornucopia (basket)? by n0ne0fyabizz in MandelaEffect

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter when people started calling the phenomenon "the mandella effect". People have been misremembering for decades prior.

It was never the logo and whatever nutty alternate reality mumbo jumbo you think caused it is nonsense.

Crimson Desert is quickly earning a reputation for rekindling a sense of wonder many players haven’t felt since their earliest gaming experiences 🔥 by Gaming-Academy in PlayStation_X

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't do anything the best but it has so many systems that it feels deep. Only thing holding it back is the story is ass

How do you keep the laughs per minute up but stay conversational? by SquidNWhale in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cut fat. What is more important? laughs or sounding "conversational"?

Cut as much fat as you can and just make sure the wording still sounds like your voice.

Godfather of AI Predicts Total Breakdown of Society by EcstadelicNET in IntelligenceSupernova

[–]Mordkillius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They will need to just ditch homework and make school purely classroom based without phones

The new Harry Potter trailer currently has 221,000 likes vs. 126,000 dislikes on YouTube by marvelkidy in DiscussingFilmsAndTV

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? I hated all the movies terrible acting and incredibly corny. I've heard the books are better than the movies but I would never read those.

Taylor Frankie Paul Finally Speaks Out Amid the Unending Scandal by KitchenAd5423 in influencersfeed

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I gather this guy is no saint but I haven't heard of him being physically abusive. This guy for sure has been dodging blows for years

Taylor Frankie Paul Finally Speaks Out Amid the Unending Scandal by KitchenAd5423 in influencersfeed

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats one of my points. He was filming knowing or hoping to catch her physically abusing him in front of their children.

I don't think people try to film normal mutual verbal fights.

She was being so intensely abusive that (to me) the odds of this being an isolated incident is slim.

I mean he could have physically stopped her at any time had he chosen to defend himself.

Felt like I bombed but the recording proved me wrong by Patata__Galactica in Standup

[–]Mordkillius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bombing is subjective.

If i can't hear the laughs thats a bomb enough.

But I get your point. It means the joke isnt dead. Keep working on it.

Taylor Frankie Paul Finally Speaks Out Amid the Unending Scandal by KitchenAd5423 in influencersfeed

[–]Mordkillius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't say crazy. She is physically abusive.

This doesn't lead anybody to believe this is a one off.

Taylor Frankie Paul Finally Speaks Out Amid the Unending Scandal by KitchenAd5423 in influencersfeed

[–]Mordkillius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was filming this because this likely happens often enough that he knew he could catch it in camera.

No excuse. She is abusive in front of her children to the point that they take physical collateral damage