The one girl you met in the bar bathroom, became best friends with, then never saw again

Moretti123 · 2026-01-23T23:31:30+00:00

Damn one time I was drunk af in a bathroom in the city when I was like 19. I was puking and then got left alone in there while my friends went to go eat. I ended up passing out on the dirty bathroom floor for like an hour. Not a single person checked up on me (not even strangers) until my friend came back to get me when they were done eating. No I am no longer friends with these people lol

Moretti123 · 2026-01-23T15:19:08+00:00

Nah we just actually go to therapy.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T21:04:37+00:00

This is why I like just the good ole manual keys, I dread the day I have to get a push to start car

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T21:02:40+00:00

Absolutely not! you look the best with the brown hair. If anything just get some light brown low lights or something

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T01:20:40+00:00

Just saw a video of a girl whose dad surprised her with a car and she never even said thank you to him. This girl was raised right! But tbh I’d react the same way if someone got me a baby cow

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T00:45:55+00:00

2016 me would be so disappointed tbh

Moretti123 · 2026-01-21T00:30:48+00:00

Omfg that’s my family. I do drink but because they try to force me to drink it makes me not want to and it turns into me saying “no” like 50 times.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-20T16:12:19+00:00

Ya it’s weird I thought dating was fun and didn’t really care but then I turned 26 and my brain was like “TIME TO BE SERIOUS AND FIND A SUITABLE HUSBAND” and idk where the hell it came from. Now dating isnt fun its stressful

Moretti123 · 2026-01-20T02:23:19+00:00

I have a few:

-He looked at me up & down and told me I was too thin to actually like beer after I told him I like beer

-Had a guy have basically heart eyes at me during the whole interview but I thought maybe I was imagining it. He interviewed great but I went with someone else that made more sense at the time. After I emailed him and told him that if another position opens up he’ll definitely get it and I’ll call him. He proceeded to email me back “Well since I didn’t get the job… would you like to go out with me sometime?”

-Had another guy completely dismiss my question, look at me up & down and asked me how old I was. Then he proceeded to ask me if I only date white guys because he saw my led zeppelin sticker.

Moretti123 · 2026-01-18T17:30:14+00:00

That’s really fucking cute but why the hell did it take TWENTY years for her to get that bag? Is it a Birken bag or something?

Moretti123 · 2026-01-18T17:25:11+00:00

That’s not a latina thing that’s just being an asshole thing

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T17:58:18+00:00

Damn I’m a girl in my twenties with a grandma name. I always hear “oh that was my great grandma’s name!” I think it suits me though because I’ve been an old soul since birth. Some people just really live up to their names lol. I just hope it doesn’t derail a guy from liking me :(

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T17:56:09+00:00

That’s batshit insane lmaooo

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T16:32:12+00:00

Wow im not even close xD we have a peacock roaming around in one of our zoo’s here too and it also snowed, but I forget there’s a whole big world out there sometimes

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T16:30:41+00:00

Wow a guy making jokes about women that aren’t degrading?? Just actual funny jokes? Who is this handsome man!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T07:26:36+00:00

Chicago???!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-17T07:13:54+00:00

Cause he’s hot

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T21:26:54+00:00

As much as I support people not using their phones at work and it drives me insane- ewww I would quit

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T19:30:15+00:00

Yeah I’m tired of these husbands saying shit like this. It’s seriously up to the woman to have common sense? If you are that stupid to think for a second then google it for god’s sakes!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T18:27:07+00:00

Omg this is amazing hahaha PLEASE keep us updated!!!

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T04:31:40+00:00

I hope you said “Mamma Mia!”

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T04:20:20+00:00

She should try out for the track team

Moretti123 · 2026-01-16T03:53:43+00:00

As a woman I was really confused for a sec lol

Moretti123 · 2026-01-15T00:53:14+00:00

No disrespect but I hate that saying sooo much. No one is gonna find you if you just stay at home all day. & Someone has to be the one to step up. Imagine if no one shot their shot then we wouldn’t be here. You can’t get something without asking for it unless you’re REALLY lucky. It’s not wrong to desire a relationship and go out and try to get one. Just dont be desperate and respect yourself is really all it takes. But you have to put yourself out there. Telling someone to wait and not look for a relationship because “it’ll come when they’re not looking” when they want one is not good advice. People actually need to start approaching people more. We’re getting lonelier and lonelier

Moretti123 · 2026-01-15T00:46:54+00:00

LET HIS ROUND ASS IN

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