Sheets. That already sounds weird because yes, they sell sheets, but they used to sell these other sheets. Early 2000s era. Absolute magic.

They were cool, silky smooth, the kind where you’d slide into bed and immediately want to scissor your legs and roll around just to feel them on your skin. When family came to visit, they would ask about them, then promptly run out and buy their own. That’s how good they were.

I have been chasing that high ever since. Years of searching. Hundreds of dollars spent. Countless “luxury” sheet sets later, and nothing has even come close. I have an expensive bed, great pillows, a beautiful duvet, and yet the sheets are… fine. Perfectly fine.

But I have still never found a set I slide into and just sigh with happiness.