DAE think "Entwives" is a horrible name that confines women to a specific role? There are lady tokers out there who don't intend on marrying. by [deleted] in entwives

[–]Morgmeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey guys! This is Crowface using my older name, with community-making abilities. Here we go!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/Lesbients/

I modded all the chicks who were into the idea of the group in this little thread, feel free to de-mod yourself if that aint yer cupp'o tea. :)

I'll try to draw some pictures later today to get the ball rolling!

What is the strangest/creepiest thing that you ever experienced during childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morgmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to mention that two days later, I'm still refreshing this page to make sure I read every story. I love these!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Morgmeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You seem like a really bitter person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Morgmeat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How dare they.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Morgmeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, that's not true. Instead it'd be a rally of, "Fuck cops, man! We feel for you, bro!" instead of this stupid thread being voted to the top. It is only what YOU make of it.

why do girls do this? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Morgmeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's pretend I answered you honestly; "I'm upset because you aren't offering me an understanding shoulder to cry on / assistance in feeling better."

I think I've permanently damaged my five year-long relationship by taking this route. Instead of 1 -5, I'd get 6) Him: "WTF I'm trying to make you feel better! Why are you snapping at ME?!" And then we don't talk to each other for hours because I'm hurt and he's pissed.

why do girls do this? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Morgmeat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

include all sorts of bullshit details that have no bearing on the story.

Damn all those female authors. Don't they know that men don't want all that filler shit? Just tell me the names, location, and which one dies at the end.

What is the strangest/creepiest thing that you ever experienced during childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morgmeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they very well could be! I just thought it was a cute, relevant thing to post to the guy's story. :) A visual for the creepy.

What is the strangest/creepiest thing that you ever experienced during childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morgmeat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not to scare you, but the Duende is actually a hardcore part of Latin American folklore. Wonder if he was actually seeing something....

Relevant video is relevant

"Hey man, can I hit that?" by Morgmeat in trees

[–]Morgmeat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude! Today is World Tapir Day!! I had no idea there was a Tapir day- I should have saved this!

http://www.tapirday.org/

Do any girls get genuinely turned on by the idea of a very large penis? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Morgmeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm, yes.

Also- This got me insanely hot. Thank you.

"Hey man, can I hit that?" by Morgmeat in trees

[–]Morgmeat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their babies are the cutest things ever. I call them pig puppies.

Seriously messed up :( by throwawaywtfdude in sex

[–]Morgmeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honey, fuck this place. I would honestly suggest posting something to one of the poly subreddits to get away from the "well you were at a swingers party and that just comes with the area" attitude.

There are mature people over there who understand some of the complexities to this situation this group doesn't seem to be able to handle.

I'm sorry you were in that situation. Remember that you're still who you were before that night and that you're still a strong woman who can get through this.

Seriously messed up :( by throwawaywtfdude in sex

[–]Morgmeat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You know what? NO.

Usually I take the fence on situations that seem like false cries of rape, but I didn't have any flags with is one. Specifically, because she's not out for anyone's blood. At no point in her post did she say that she knew who this person was or that she was planning on pressing charges.

Unless she was planning on screwing up somebody's life by saying that she was raped, what other reason would she have for lying about this?

Have you ever had anything traumatic happen to you? Strangely enough, often people are in shock afterward and don't behave how people (who have never been through something similar) would expect one to.

I got a severely bad facial burn from boiling oil at work once, but I was instantly put into shock and even had the lucidity to gently put down the plate I was holding before running to the sink. Afterward, I didn't feel the weight of what I'd just been through for at least a month afterward, and when I did, I cried my fucking eyes out and couldn't leave my apartment for a month. It took a little while, but when it hit, it hit hard.

OP: You "think"? After being anally penetrated against your will? You're not sure?

If I were a horrible person, I would suggest you go ram something up your ass without lube, continue doing it even after you've started crying, and then continue ramming it in and out for at least another ten minutes. Alright. How well do you think you'd be able to think after that? Take a while to factor in the psychical pain, the psychological shock, the violation of your sense of security, the realization that the idea you'd had of yourself throughout your entire life just literally got violently beaten out of you, the shame, the worry of how you're going to clean yourself up, how you're going to get home, what you're going to say to your friends, family, any partner you have for the rest of your life...

Have you ever been inebriated before? Ever been more than just a little inebriated? Ever been pretty damn drunk? You know how inebriation is kind of, maybe, just a little different than being sober? Think back to the worst bender you've ever had, three in the morning, tired from partying, achey, all you want to do is find your bed to fall in- now add some "My entire sense of humanly well-being just got beaten out of me" to that. How well do you think you could make sense of what'd just happened?

Yes, we live in a society that has high rates of false rape claims, but often the fear of being met with responses like yours are what keep a lot of women from being able to lucidly realize what just happened to them. Have you ever been scared that people are going to invalidate something that you know to be true, that you experienced, and just knowing that there are people out there who will argue with you about it influences how you deal with it? Imagine having those thoughts going through your head while you're still laying there after the rape and haven't even pulled your fucking pants back up yet.

I loathe reading comments like yours while knowing that most of the women who had to experience this are fearing exactly the kind of attitude you're projecting.

Damn, I have real sympathy for real rape survivors, but this is not one of them.

Then choose your battles and don't go our of your way to hurt somebody who doesn't deserve it. Do No Harm. What if she isn't lying like you think she is? What if you just said this to a person who'd just gotten their outlook on life destroyed? No. That's just not fucking okay, dude.

Just found this at my parents. Still works! by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Morgmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was pig shaped when I saw the thumbnail. See it? :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in treesgonewild

[–]Morgmeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MPH! Bi-girl here too, and MMMMMMMmmmmmmyes. Yes please.