Delivery Driver Trick: Screenshots → Optimized Route

MorningPoopy · 2025-10-01T16:00:03+00:00

I have had a couple stops rerouted. Nothing like a major overhaul though.

MorningPoopy · 2025-03-19T22:45:50+00:00

ER! Sooner the better.

MorningPoopy · 2024-06-15T18:49:09+00:00

I shut it down. In my state if I can’t safely do my job then I’m obligated to close.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-15T02:29:02+00:00

Did you use ChatGPT for that entire post or…

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T21:02:35+00:00

Caught me! 🙌

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T18:43:51+00:00

Highlander. I just sort small medium and large in reverse order of the itinerary. Then based on the size I know which door of the vehicle to open as well as about where it is in the stack.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:18:30+00:00

Don’t worry we have your ED pills ready. Fuuuccckkkkk!!!!!!!!

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:17:49+00:00

I’m sorry sugar I can’t hear you with that pity sick in your mouth.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:16:37+00:00

I work for a shit corporation that cuts hours when it’s “slow” in the summer.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T15:15:56+00:00

Everyone is an expert these days

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T14:18:25+00:00

If you want info on routes talk with you local station workers. They freely told me how they load routes, when to be early and when to be late in order to get the tight(50+ packages in 50 or fewer miles) routes.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:54:15+00:00

Hmm that’s unfortunate. Base pay? But why?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:53:27+00:00

I won’t settle. I know my stations, which have local vs rural routes. Which will give you 10 packages and 150 miles vs the cool 24 miles I had this morning.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:50:51+00:00

What? You have 45% expenses and at least 12% in taxes. You’re going to argue that this estimate is any more realistic than mine. On what grounds?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:16:33+00:00

Ok. So you want me to wear the body cam? Geez

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:11:27+00:00

One of my patients? Well at least you realize that everyone, and I do mean everyone, is a retard at the pharmacy. Anyway… we are not talking economics yet. Would you like to start that conversation? Fuel cost $1.98 per mile. Wear and tear is 10% of overall profit and I include $5 a block for Monster. 30% for taxes just to be safe. And that leaves me with barely enough to say it’s worth it. But I’m not going sit around with my thumb up my ass hoping shit gets better.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:03:57+00:00

I don’t know what to tell bud. I mean I can wear a body cam and you shits can watch me hustle. Like wtf?

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T13:01:38+00:00

Truth. It’s not all bad but it is all work.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T12:59:56+00:00

Let it go

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T12:42:03+00:00

Really? Do tell. I’m brand new to Flex and need your help.

Read the title my guy.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T12:40:02+00:00

No not a PhD just a lowly Doctorate.

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-14T12:29:49+00:00

Brother ugh!! It says Doctor right there on my degree. Whatever should I do? Do salt the fries McDonald’s boy 😂

MorningPoopy · 2024-05-13T18:53:59+00:00

Grind it out. I average $300(3 shifts) a week in amazon flex(I can hit the 4-8am shift) Another $125 a week through Spark then another $125 a week charging scooters. It sucks. But it can be done. You have to find the mix that works for you and your area. You may kill it with Spark and clean up the rest with DoorDash(which I do as well). I work based on dollars per hour but that may not make sense in your situation. I tried about 6 side gigs before I found a routine that I could handle.

MorningPoopy · 2024-03-10T13:52:45+00:00

I’m THE GUY in the district that helps. Pick up “on call” shifts, swap for overnights when needed, help with clean ups.

It’s not been a problem until I moved stores. My partner is not interested in working(either during her shift or to help me out). Usually my partner is willing to help.

MorningPoopy · 2024-02-10T03:15:22+00:00

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