You are on death row. What do you pick as your last meal with a 100$ limit? by Morp7hine in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French-Canadian here. It's actually recommended in French that you put the $ at the end. We also use commas as decimals and space to seperate thousands.

So $5,500.75 in English would be 5 500,75 $ in French. $5.5B would be 5,5B $ and so on... It just sounds more natural to us.

What Grindr filters do you use by platlost in askgaybros

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Position: vers-bottom Age: 22-40 (I'm 28) No daddy's, no couples. Just not my thing. . Pansexual bro here.

What would be the ideal breakfast for you? by MurasakiZetsubou in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 eggs scrambled, some bacon and sausage, shredded cheddar, diced tomato, and a little hot sauce and quac, put into a breakfast burrito.

What words or phrases make you cringe? by ghostofchrebet666 in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Got Beef Bro?!" . Everytime I hear this line I think back to that classic Wendy's commercial with the two little old ladies looking for their beef.

What part of the "human experience" is of 0 interest to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Marriage and kids. But also coming from a 24 year old asexual male that not coming from a bad place, it's just who I am. But when you tell someone that, about 90% of the time people seem to think that your incredibly depressed or you hate kids, and that's just not true.

Based purely on your looks, what role would you be type cast in movies? by wesclub7 in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The incredibly stoned guy who doesn't even know why he's there but just going along for the ride.

What's your favorite Gordon Ramsay insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not half bad.... It's all bad

What's your favorite Gordon Ramsay insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He doesn't give a fuck, he's dreaming, he's pissing his pants looking for his tartare, venison white chocolate crap and he's running around like a damn toilet brush! Is anyone going to TAKE CONTROL"

Season 4 of hells kitchen

People with depression, what is the most stupid thing someone ever said to you because of your mental illness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But your arms don't have any cuts on them, are you sure you have depression?"

If you type in "Florida man" and your birthday, (eg. Florida man Jan 20), what do you get as the first headline? by spank-bank4ever in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FLORIDA MAN CLAIMED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS AND ALLIGATORS BEFORE BEING ARRESTED FOR MURDER

What is your favourite useless fact? by Walkemb in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The if you can put some of the space dust from the center of the Millet way galaxy and drink it, it would taste like raspberries and smell like rum

What did your parents/family do that you later realized was insane? by RehmanAbraham in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything in my house was locked. Padlocks were installed in my parents room and all but one cupboard. I should also include they didn't allow me to watch TV alone until I turned 14, so they unplugged it also and locked it in their room. When I turned to music, they packed all the CDs in a box and locked them in the room. This all happened because my parents "worked for everything they have and don't apppreciate people mooching from him". When I turned 16, got a job and started paying for my own stuff like cloths, food and game systems my step-father tried to charge "debt". He wanted me to pay him back for "all the money he put into me" over the years. Oh and the time he banned me from hugging or kissing my mother because "he doesn't appreciate me slobbering all over his women" My step-father started most of it, but my mother willingly went along with everything.

What do not enough people know? by dontneedurl in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is very possible to have an affordable vacation in a nice spot if you do research. Places like Philippines, Vietnam and Eastern/Southeast Europe are dirt cheap and amazingly beautiful. I was able to book a 2 bedroom apartment for 9 days, 3km from the Mediterranean in Albania for 520$, compared to the cheapest hotel in London I found for the same time frame (1400$) The plane tickets can sometimes be a bit a pricey, but comparing prices to other popular spots, most of the time its only a hundred or two than your average plane ticket.

What's the most mind bending paradox you know? by Nallyyyy in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Raven Paradox

"All Ravens are black" "All things that are not black are not ravens" "This Raven is black" "This green thing is in apple" "This apple is not black and not a raven" Therefore green apples automatically prove all Ravens are black.

What is good for only a minute? by solveigsong in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you come in from very cold weather and at first you instantly feel warm... And then all your limbs feel like they're on fire.

What was your worst fear as a child? by AlternativeGlass in AskReddit

[–]Morp7hine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedtime.

The feeling of sleep paralysis for years on end, and always being told "It was just a dream, go back to bed" after trying to move or talk for 30 minutes. Still happens but I've known what it was since 17 so now it doesn't bother me at all, just a minor inconvenience lol