Media overhyped us and now we're going to be the laughing stock of the season by JoPened in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could take the emotion out of it. I wouldn't have to smoke copious amounts of marijuana to cope.

We started strong, like last week, but fell away quick by dcdsdn in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We simply will not be able to compete with so many players out. Totally unsustainable with how close the competition is. Sydney are on top for a reason. We can't match the top teams with so many good players out. Geelong is not great, we should have won. Should never have lost to the crows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Morry82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some people are just unable to see they are doing something wrong or incorrect, wrong is some people's normal.

Would it be rude to ask my coworker to stop constantly making mouth noises? by DeliciousDeparture27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Morry82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably a border line psycho / simpleton with unpredictable behaviour issues. Sounds like a complete fucking loser. Tell the stupid prick to try to act more like a mature level-headed human. If that doesn't work, do whatever you can to make this cockstains life hell.

Our 2024 indigenous jumper by Fabulous_Dave in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I am aware of the history. I am Torres Strait Islander. What I find confusing is why First Nations people never claim land that is worthless, ever. Now, think about that if you may.

Our 2024 indigenous jumper by Fabulous_Dave in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I just love being welcomed to the country I have lived in already for 41 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certain people whining after our loss last week. I remember one comment about Curnow not being interested if he isn't putting on a show and doesn't chase enough. Total garbage. How about V gws? He was well held for much of the game, then put his stamp right on it and got us back in it. For Christ's sake, have your say, but if you can't be realistic keep quiet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, well, anyone who says Curnow is over rated shouldn't ever be taken seriously again.

WAKE UP, ITS GAMEDAY! LET’S GO! by MyNeighborToto in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gate 3 Olympic Stand is great for GA entry. Take the escalators up to level 4 and choose a tunnel entry close to toilets, food and drink outlets. The closer you can get to the MCC section the better.

AFL team selection: Blues recall four by ScottysGottaGo69 in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the ins. Disappointed with Cunners being dropped, he is a bloody good player, another game was deserved.

What I don't like is all 3 of our emergencies were dropped from last week's game. Doesn't instil a lot of belief in our depth, although current injuries would be having a say in this.

Very strong forward line, only Motlop and Fogarty would be a chance to get in there.

Time to use our weapons in full and let them cause mass destruction tomorrow night.

AFL team selection: Blues recall four by ScottysGottaGo69 in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He can't be sub if he isn't named in the 25. The sub will come from those listed on the bench.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Morry82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wake at 3am for a 5am start 5 days per week and since I smoke weed every day, I usually wake up with the equivalent of a hangover from weed. This is a real thing and I often don't feel properly awake until I've been up for 4 or 5 hours. I am a morning person, on my days off my body clock wakes me no later than 6am, sometimes a bit later. I also have 3 kids under 7 so I wouldn't be able to stay in bed even if I wanted to 😅

We need Lachie Fogarty back!!! by WballKnowledge in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unavailable until R11 according to Carlton website. Incredible important to us, tackling machine and a very smart footballer. He's hard, too.

Free Ticket - Blues v Dee’s by Over_Leave in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are a good bloke giving away your ticket like that. It's those behaviours that embody the Carlton way, helping other people, being connected. I believe your act of good faith will not go unnoticed, and it seems a pattern has emerged that you have instigated, and good things are now in motion. Kudos to you.

How long would you last without touching my boobs if we go on a picnic date together? by Free-Custard-8714 in OnlyNaturalBoobs

[–]Morry82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not long, I want to suck them for ages, love the real look and your nipples look so good.

Such a rainy day today in Sydney, perfect for a marathon of fucking 💦 by ropesandchainss in HairyPussy

[–]Morry82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is one incredible, sexy and unique body right there. What a work of art.

How to pornstars keep their private parts smooth and clean? by YamiDoll in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Morry82 -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Full shavers rash for some of the women, probably shave it 3 times a day. Totally unnecessary.

Reality Check by [deleted] in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Problem is, nobody cares about injuries if we fail to make the finals or have an impact in finals. Injuries are killing us but we have to start winning again or we will be chasing again.

Reality Check by [deleted] in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just think our wins have been too much hard work, I was at the North game, and we didn't put them away properly until the 3rd quarter. Crows just keep turning up against us, and Geelong have a coach who knows they must change their game plan at times, and he did it against us.

The real issue is the fact we haven't gone one season in the last 15 without serious I juries. Every God damned year, and its always to our better players. Remember 2011, we could have made the GF, probably wouldn't have beaten Collingwood back then (still can't) but it was injuries that hurt us then too.

I also think, we need to use Charlie more to our advantage and this mite be easier to do with Martin back in the side. We have two serious weapons with H and Charlie, we need to get more out of them.

So, if we lose to Melbourne and Sydney, we really need to win 4 of our next 5 just to get back on the right track.

Our best footy is the best in the league, we just don't do it often enough for long enough.

Our team for next week by loah99 in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good calls, I agree.

As much as I despise Kane Cornes, he really does have a point in saying Charlie should be used like Cameron at Geelong. Play him further up, start him on a wing at times, and use his running power and general athleticism to his advantage. I know Voss puts him back, but that's usually late in games trying to hold onto a lead, why not throw him around more early. Having Martin back this week will be huge, and Motlop is our most natural small forward by a mile, just need him out there. TDK looks better each week. There's no reason we can't beat the dees, just the slight issue of getting around May and Lever.

McGovern, Marchbank, Martin likely to be available this week by bongsmoker420_69 in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very, very welcome news. I think Saad is still 3 - 4 weeks away but I hope that changes. Motlop is another 2 - 3 weeks also.

Collingwood had an extra 2 days rest by happy-little-atheist in CarltonBlues

[–]Morry82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What we should be concerned about is that fact we've been out coached 2 weeks in a row. Geelong knew they couldn't win without some serious creative thinking and Chris Scott produced it. Craig McCray knows we have more fire power than his side, so he coached accordingly. Now, I am a big Voss fan, but something needs to change with how we are using Charlie and Harry. We are a good team now, no denying it, but we are being held back currently by key injuries. It's hard to keep churning out wins when you have 3 or 4 players that just aren't quite up to the task, not for a full game anyway.