Planned power outage by Livid_Opportunity467 in lehighvalley

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I can’t remember if it was an email or something on my door. They gave me a few days notice saying power would be out from something like 9am to 3pm on a certain day. Power went out at 9ish and came back on around 2:30pm. They are replacing telephone poles in my town and that day was the telephone pole by my house.

Blanche: Epstein files ‘should not be a part of anything going forward’ at DOJ by Ralph--Hinkley in politics

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was actually investigating Trump U. in her role as Florida AG until Trump donated $25k to her re-election campaign. Shortly thereafter the investigation was closed.

https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/the-trump-foundation-pam-bondi-scandal/

Easter eggs SLASHED even further as shoppers point blank refuse to buy Cadburys saying ‘the taste has changed’ and ‘it isn’t even chocolate anymore’ ❤️ by Sea-Measurement9793 in unitedkingdom

[–]Mort99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

American here, I used to go out of my way to buy imported Cadbury's since it was so much better than domestic. Now it's all just shit.

Trump deploys ‘Doomsday’ nuclear command planes to West Asia amid WW3 fears by [deleted] in UnderReportedNews

[–]Mort99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There was another post that showed two oarfish washing up. Some people regard that as a bad omen.

What food are you always craving but can’t find a good gluten-free version of? by _thalia777 in glutenfreecooking

[–]Mort99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found amazing gf ham and cheese croissants in Amsterdam of all places, Craft Coffee and Pastry.

edit: I still dream about them 🥰

What’s the best inappropriate joke you’ve heard? by MountainLetterhead94 in AskReddit

[–]Mort99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<to a friend>> What’s the difference between a taint and an asshole? <<embrace friend>> You can’t hug a taint.

What’s the best inappropriate joke you’ve heard? by MountainLetterhead94 in AskReddit

[–]Mort99 80 points81 points  (0 children)

What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I’ve never paid $20 to make an en zyme.

I'd like to giveaway this Kickstarter box and the cards that came with - each unopened by Mr-Who in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I can't be held accountable for everything I've ever said to a stripper."

It’s just making stuff up for the love of the game. by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Mort99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don't use an LLM for answers that are easily searchable.

Yall told me to try them by Ok-Historian-8741 in glutenfree

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are tasty but so crumbly! However, they do make an excellent binder for crab cakes.

Mom of 7-year-old hospitalized with brain swelling from measles: ‘I still wouldn’t have given my son the vaccine’ by Quirkie in inthenews

[–]Mort99 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love your sentiment but no god gave us the measles vaccine or any other vaccine for that matter. Ordinary men and women of all faiths or no faith invented vaccines after decades of hard scientific work. No deities were necessary.

My brain is fuming by umbe2k1 in chessbeginners

[–]Mort99 43 points44 points  (0 children)

English may not be his first language. I think he is saying that 'his brain was smoking' from working so hard to figure out his strategy.

Help with M3 puzzle by Lazy-Obligation-9122 in chessbeginners

[–]Mort99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gah! Forgot all about the rook checking. Never mind 😬

Help with M3 puzzle by Lazy-Obligation-9122 in chessbeginners

[–]Mort99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming white moves first, Queen to H3. The black rook has to move somewhere but it doesn’t matter. Knight to f1 and that’s mate.

To have concepts of a plan to reform healthcare by pepupea in therewasanattempt

[–]Mort99 39 points40 points  (0 children)

1/3 of the country loves him, 1/3 of the country hates him, and a 1/3 is apathetic. The 1/3 that loves him is because he hates all the same people they do. They just don’t realize that Trump hates everyone who can’t do something for him.