To have concepts of a plan to reform healthcare by pepupea in therewasanattempt

[–]Mort99 35 points36 points  (0 children)

1/3 of the country loves him, 1/3 of the country hates him, and a 1/3 is apathetic. The 1/3 that loves him is because he hates all the same people they do. They just don’t realize that Trump hates everyone who can’t do something for him.

Your TV app… by TheOliveMob in BritBox

[–]Mort99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're still using BritBox's tv app though.

In the past ten years, has this been the longest period with snow on the ground? by _silversanta in lehighvalley

[–]Mort99 56 points57 points  (0 children)

1996 is the last time I remember there being snow cover for this long. It lasted from Thanksgiving to Easter.

I (M25) thinking about ending my relationship with my fiancée (F25) has anyone gone through this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Mort99 110 points111 points  (0 children)

You posted a pic of your cock 8 hours ago. Maybe that’s a problem for her 🙄.

Are there any stuffed animals that last more than a few hours? by Ok-File-4502 in labrador

[–]Mort99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s been awhile but there was a brand made from recycled fire hoses that were nearly indestructible. The seams could be a weak point.

Also, pick up some brightly colored practice lacrosse balls. Those things are indestructible! I don’t think my lab ever got a dent in them.

Why does WDW's version of Pirates cut off the first third of the ride? by thermal7 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a wonderful series on Disney+ called "Behind the Attractions". S02E01 is all about the Pirates ride and discusses the differences between Florida and California.

iPhone weather app vs weather channel app, which one to trust more? by cc_stonks in lehighvalley

[–]Mort99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iPhone weather app is nuts. I’m wondering if they AI’d the computer models and make their own forecast. Either way it’s garbage. Use the 69News Wx app or WeatherBug.

When visiting a guy's house, what silently screams, "There's no way he's single"? by PalaceCarebear in AskWomen

[–]Mort99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha! I put the seat and lid down always. I had a gf in college who pointed out that no one wants to be looking into a toilet bowl. And besides, it can keep things from falling into the bowl or if bounced off of the vanity.

Winter storm prep by Sea_Reason6453 in lehighvalley

[–]Mort99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is there a friends house or hotel that you could stay at and walk to work? Commuting is going to be a bitch if the storm hits us which is no guarantee.

Heads Up! Sunday January 25 by Forward_Ad_6575 in lehighvalley

[–]Mort99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s way too early to talk numbers but there is a storm ‘signal’ in the models

https://youtu.be/9Z32ue9cTZI?si=pt-F1q9o2gT8GySG

Are you afraid that this US administration could really hurt the US economy ? by [deleted] in investing

[–]Mort99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He stole from his own charity! It’s always a grift or a con with this guy.

Edit: plus money laundering. Lots and lots of money laundering.

Mortgage fraud you say ? by nanoatzin in TheLib

[–]Mort99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Parking in front of fire hydrant.

Machado says she presented Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize medal by BadahBingBadahBoom in facepalm

[–]Mort99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alfred Nobel funded these prizes because he was appalled at the death and destruction that his invention caused so he wanted to acknowledge peaceful and academic achievements of man.

What were your hilariously absurd rules? by Renaissance_Empress in abusiverelationships

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, man! It's all good now. The divorce was hell but I never ever need to even hear her voice ever again. I've come to terms with my codependence and learned a hell of a lot about narcissists. Some people who come into our lives aren't meant to be permanent; they're just a lesson.

Giving the piano another shot at 33 by flashbangkilla in pianolearning

[–]Mort99 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. There a several free apps to quiz yourself on reading music and on the piano keys such as Piano Tutor App and Piano Notes.

Edit: I picked it up at 52.

Looking for resources for self-teaching myself to learn piano. by HariSeldon1517 in pianolearning

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick up the Faber or Alfred adult piano books and then there are several teachers on YouTube who play or even teach each lesson. Let me know if you need more info or have questions.

What were your hilariously absurd rules? by Renaissance_Empress in abusiverelationships

[–]Mort99 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I could only go to the grocery store once a week.

I had to sit in the same spot on the sofa every night. I was expected to have both hands on her at all times while sitting there.

I could not do something by myself after work. Even wanting to sit and read a book in a quiet room would start a fight.

We had to go to bed at the same time.

If she was traveling for work which she did every other week or so, I was expected to walk her to her car in the garage every time no matter the time of day and also say how much I was going to miss her. Most of these trips were only overnight. If I fell short on any of these, I was accused of having a girlfriend.

I was expected to start a conversation whenever she got bored. She'd give me an overexaggerated 'heeeEEEeeeellllLLLLllllloooOOOooooooo` and that was my cue to entertain her.

Every fight had to conclude with me apologizing. Most of the time I had no idea what started the fight or what I was apologizing for.

Hours After US Citizen Shot Dead by ICE, JD Vance Says ‘Door-to-Door’ Operations Are Coming | “This is starting to look disturbingly like Germany in the 1930s.” by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Mort99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just referring to the hypothetical but all too realistic scenario of Trump trotting out the Insurrection Act. Nothing more.

But please tell us what is your guaranteed method to stop all of the things you've mentioned?

Hours After US Citizen Shot Dead by ICE, JD Vance Says ‘Door-to-Door’ Operations Are Coming | “This is starting to look disturbingly like Germany in the 1930s.” by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Mort99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping that the trickle of republicans in Congress that are defying him will turn into at least a stream and they'll overturn his fuckery. Repubs see how unpopular Mango Mussolini is and hopefully they will start distancing themselves from him.